March 16th, 2010
#981 – Wings
The first time I played air hockey the other kid knocked the puck up off the table and it slammed into my fingers. It took me years to recover from the mental trauma. I could never get the hang of the game because I was always flinching or closing my eyes in anticipation of the pain that is caused by a thin disk of orange plastic against bone.
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March 16th, 2010 at 1:17 am
I had a similar experience, but instead of fingers, it was a hard rubber ball applied directly to my face at high velocity, I never played kickball again…and I’ve retained a higher flinch rate when things move towards my face than many people will ever have.
March 16th, 2010 at 1:19 am
Uh, Biff…UR DOIN’ IT RONG!
March 16th, 2010 at 1:31 am
This is just awesome.
March 16th, 2010 at 1:36 am
He’s a Redwing!
March 16th, 2010 at 1:56 am
EPIC PUN
March 16th, 2010 at 3:36 am
Forget fingers, try getting hit in the mouth with an air hockey puck! Then come complaining about mental trauma.
March 16th, 2010 at 4:17 am
You’d think Biff would put rockets on his feet, but must’ve created an invisible jetpack.
March 16th, 2010 at 4:21 am
Shouldn’t that puck be a flaming one?
March 16th, 2010 at 6:19 am
Line Drive baseball, a man’s pride and joy. Nuff Said.
March 16th, 2010 at 6:25 am
He’s dreaming! Check the lines on those eyebrows.
Smooove.
March 16th, 2010 at 6:39 am
That is one nice jersey.
Also air hockey is nothing compared to floor hockey if you play Goalie and someone takes a slap-shot from five feet away to the worst of places…
March 16th, 2010 at 8:21 am
Fingers? One time I was playing on a table where the puck seemed to be metal (it was definitely heavier than usual, and made an odd sound when bouncing off the sides). My roommate managed to get it to fly off the table and hit me in the crotch.
…I walked funny that day… ^_^;;
March 16th, 2010 at 8:33 am
HAHAHA! Seems even the ‘aliens’ know about Biff! Take a look! *giggles*
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=260514&o=all&op=1&view=all&subj=158207400795&aid=-1&id=100000007137037&oid=158207400795
March 16th, 2010 at 9:22 am
Green skates! Ha! Go Biff!
March 16th, 2010 at 12:31 pm
Shouldn’t “green” air hockey boots use springs instead of blades? Hey Biff, interesting nod to the Russian hockey team/space program…
March 16th, 2010 at 9:31 pm
The Russians? Oh, right. Don’t you mean The Neo-Soviets?
The tristar and rocket and sickle?
March 18th, 2010 at 12:32 am
That’s the way air hockey was meant to be played!