There are a lot of animals where a telephoto lens is probably the best way to get a closeup look at them. A friend of mine likes to take photographs of birds and other wildlife. He is often overheard saying “Need more zoom!” I wonder how different life would be if we had built in zoom capability in our eyes. I guess more people would buy the cheap concert seats.

Biff’s been eaten…again.
Why even buy a concert seat? Just go onto a hill nearby!
Chris, do a Google search for ‘telescopic bionic eye implant’. The FDA just approved them on July 9th.
FDA? Do you mean these bionic eyes are edible?
Well, at least it’s safe.
To whatever ate Biff: Spit him out. You have NO idea where he’s been.
…Or what he’s got in his pockets.
…Or how hard it is to replace those shoes…
I just found your site a few days ago. from a link from someone commenting in Housepets. This is now on my Favorites list. It’s taking me awhile to get through the archives, but I “get” nearly every one of the panels.
This place is actually my first stop once online. I love your work!
Poor Biff, now he can’t film that “Going Through the Gut” documentary…
Alternate interpretation- Biff kept getting the munchies while waiting for his quarry. Upon realizing he was no longer hidden, he broke into tears, threw his camera down in disgust, and ran.
… Or what he’s *made* out of.
…or how much indigestion you’ll get.
…or what he’ll do to you when you… err…. poop.