Comments on: #1617 – Tartar (11 Comments)

By: Anno Nimus

Anno Nimus — Sat, 01 Sep 2012 03:09:34 +0000

Yes, but then you run out of tartar sauce for the fish sticks you bought. So you have to go out and buy more tartar sauce but then you’ll have tartar sauce left over when you finish the fish sticks so you have to go buy more fish sticks and then…

By: Chris

Chris — Thu, 30 Aug 2012 06:32:33 +0000

Oh cool. I don’t have relish or mustard though. :/

By: The Crazed Spruce

The Crazed Spruce — Thu, 30 Aug 2012 05:43:49 +0000

I haven’t bought tartar sauce in years. I just make my own. A dab of mayo, a forkful of relish, a small squirt of mustard, stir with the fork you used to add the relish, and there you go.

By: pbarnrob

pbarnrob — Thu, 30 Aug 2012 05:12:31 +0000

The Berrymans have a LOT of good bits; been a while since they played The Coffee Gallery Backstage. Look them up!

By: pbarnrob

pbarnrob — Thu, 30 Aug 2012 05:10:48 +0000

Waaaaaaiiiitttt-aaammmiiinnnuuuttte; last I’d heard, she only kept ironing in the fridge (but granted, that’s been a while, really old material.) *Sigh* already miss the nerve-ends hairdo. Thanks, Phyllis! Sharp, but never Mean!

By: reynard61

reynard61 — Thu, 30 Aug 2012 01:48:39 +0000

The late Phyllis Diller (Celestia and Luna rest her blessed soul!) had a joke that her cheese was so old that it was barking to be let out of the refrigerator.

By: Rex

Rex — Wed, 29 Aug 2012 22:34:44 +0000

my grandma is very good at not tossing anything that has even a slight possibility of being edible, the funny thing is that she’s the only one in the house who worries about those things so whenever you complain to her that there’s been an open yoghurt that my little cousin didn’t eat for like five months, she complains back to you, so you can either shut up or clean it yourself :p

By: Morris Keesan

Morris Keesan — Wed, 29 Aug 2012 19:58:43 +0000

Peter and Lou Berryman sing a wonderful song about cleaning the refrigerator, with the immortal lines
“What is this?”
“It’s sauerkraut.”
When did we buy sauerkraut?”

By: kingklash

kingklash — Wed, 29 Aug 2012 18:30:17 +0000

That’s why I usually grab packets of tartar sauce from snack bars that sell fish sandwiches and the like. toss ‘em in the fridge, and if I buy fish sticks in the near future, I’m prepared. If not, it’s no big thing to trash them later.

By: RoguesAndGhosts

RoguesAndGhosts — Wed, 29 Aug 2012 11:48:43 +0000

I rarely have any condiments on my food, if ever at all. For some reason, I almost always prefer the food just the way it is, without any extra sauce or whatever it could be.

Also, I don’t even know what tartar sauce is, except for something Spongebob says instead of swear words. …OK, I looked it up while still writing this, but I find it weird that “tartar” can be both a sauce and dental plaque.