Comments on: #1626 – Flip (8 Comments)

By: Justin

Justin — Wed, 12 Sep 2012 00:10:26 +0000

It looks like he’s trying to fix gravity via smartphone…I hope he doesn’t have autorotate enabled.

By: Wizard

Wizard — Tue, 11 Sep 2012 19:35:21 +0000

“Just when you think you’ve got the answers, I change the questions!” – “Rowdy” Roddy Piper

By: Fox Barrett

Fox Barrett — Tue, 11 Sep 2012 17:37:24 +0000

I also find that getting really, exceptionally, fantastically drunk will reorient you such that you just don’t notice how everything’s all cattywhompus.

Sadly, you’ll still vomit about as much.

By: pbarnrob

pbarnrob — Tue, 11 Sep 2012 16:29:20 +0000

This has not only already happened, it seems to happen with a granularity of one ‘chronon’, a quantum value of time, about 1 x10^-35 second. We recreate our Universe by consensus second by second, chronon by chronon, so I don’t worry about the future; I’m too busy creating it!

By: kingklash

kingklash — Tue, 11 Sep 2012 14:13:08 +0000

Are you sure it wasn’t the Planet trying to reject those socks?

By: F. Dwarf

F. Dwarf — Tue, 11 Sep 2012 13:50:36 +0000

Like The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy?

“There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.
There is another theory which states that this has already happened.”

By: RoguesAndGhosts

RoguesAndGhosts — Tue, 11 Sep 2012 10:06:17 +0000

Why is only Biff floating around, while the lamp and the thing it’s standing on are still on the floor? Are they stuck there so they won’t float away? And how does the gravity remote control work, do you first press the Gravity button then 1, or is it the other way around? I guess Biff did this in the wrong order…? Or maybe he used the wrong remote control, so that the gravity remote control is somewhere by the TV…

By: Slogra

Slogra — Tue, 11 Sep 2012 05:19:53 +0000

That happened to me once. Everything was just fine until everything turned upside down because of gravity being WEAK. Now this is the story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down, and I’d like to take a minute just sit right there-I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-air. In west Philadelphia born and raised on the playground where I spent most of my days chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool and all shooting some b-ball outside of the school. When a couple of guys, they were up to no good started making trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said “You’re moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-air!” I whistled for a cab and when it came near the, license plate said “fresh” and had a dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought nah, forget it, yo homes to Bel-air! I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby “Yo, homes smell you later!” Looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-air.