Comments on: #1640 – Sauced (11 Comments)

By: Flargon

Flargon — Thu, 18 Oct 2012 22:52:19 +0000

lol, spell checked everything else, and misspelled my screen name.

By: Flarfon

Flarfon — Thu, 18 Oct 2012 22:51:00 +0000

I use the rule:

General rule of thumb,
if it burns the fingers, it burns the tongue.

It almost rhymes, and it reminds me when something is too hot BEFORE I make it so I cannot taste anything for 3 days.

Doesn’t work for coffee in insulated cups though.

By: Dzelda

Dzelda — Tue, 02 Oct 2012 04:55:36 +0000

Mmmmm….

Tastes like pain.

By: reynard61

reynard61 — Tue, 02 Oct 2012 02:31:29 +0000

I knew a guy who liked to add Cajun seasoning to his pizza sauce. I tried it once. It’s the *only* time that I didn’t finish a slice of pizza.

By: F

Mon, 01 Oct 2012 20:45:05 +0000

>I could have predicted this outcome! I was the one that used a machine to inject the food with heat!

WE SHOULDN’T HAVE PLAYED GOD
WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE

By: Fox Barrett

Fox Barrett — Mon, 01 Oct 2012 17:42:28 +0000

In food’s defense, we ARE trying to eat it. I know that I certainly try to light all of my natural predators on fire whenever given the opportunity.

By: kingklash

kingklash — Mon, 01 Oct 2012 14:35:49 +0000

How do the joke go?

How did the hipster burn his mouth eating pizza?
He ate it before it was cool.

By: Lisa

Lisa — Mon, 01 Oct 2012 11:17:44 +0000

I beat you all in stupid. I once melted a bunch of sugar in a teaspoon, over a candle (I was really bored)
Then someone distracted me and I absentmindedly licked the molten sugar. Literally burned the surface off the end of my tongue, and had this massive dead flesh area in the top of my mouth just behind my teeth.

By: RoguesAndGhosts

RoguesAndGhosts — Mon, 01 Oct 2012 11:00:53 +0000

I can only remember having burnt myself on some hot chocolate. I was maybe 8 or 9 years old, and it hurt really bad the day after it happened. It was painful, but I think I felt numb on the inside of my mouth at the same time too! It was a quite weird feeling…

By: Chuck Chuckerson

Chuck Chuckerson — Mon, 01 Oct 2012 06:51:25 +0000

Hot chocolate and cup ramen. :I