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#1474 – Squirm (7 Comments)

Chris — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 06:00:43 +0000

When I was a kid would occasionally go out to eat at a slightly fancy restaurant. At the time it was uncommon for a place like that to have a kids menu but they would usually have a hamburger and fries stuck in the bottom corner. My little brother had to suffer through many mediocre [...]

#1473 – Cooler (7 Comments)

Chris — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 06:00:38 +0000

I remember as a kid I was really confused when we would go to the grocery store and see bags of ice for sale. Ice was always something “free” from my perspective. Don’t other people have freezers? If they can’t make ice where sre they going to put it? Wont it all melt in their [...]

#1472 – Sole (11 Comments)

Chris — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 06:00:16 +0000

Make sure to bring a flashlight and a spare set of batteries. Maybe a music player of some sort to pass the time. Nose plugs wouldn’t be a bad idea either. Also, if you like Star Wars or Doctor Who, I have a whole bunch of books up on ebay you can see here!

#1471 – Detached (5 Comments)

Chris — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 06:00:11 +0000

This is why you should always use the restroom first before purchasing your tuna salad sandwich at the truck stop. Once that thing hits the floor it’s out of play. There’s no 5-second rule in effect. Game over. Also, if you like Star Wars or Doctor Who, I have a whole bunch of books up [...]

#1470 – Toothed (8 Comments)

Chris — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 06:00:59 +0000

I remember when I was a kid I had some interesting understandings about the human body. For example I thought your belly was essentially like a water balloon filled with blood. If you punctured it with a knife all the blood in your body would gush out in a few seconds. Be careful with that [...]

#1469 – Breach (9 Comments)

Chris — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 06:00:59 +0000

Back when such things were more difficult to come by I was very excited to find a 4×4 Rubick’s Cube on ebay and won the auction. When the box arrived I instantly knew something was wrong. It sounded like I was sent a box full of loose lego bricks. The box was poorly packed and [...]

#1468 – Chest (10 Comments)

Chris — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 06:00:39 +0000

I have an iron and an ironing board but I only need to use it once every few years. The simple task of ironing a single shirt takes hours because I have to remember where everything is. It’s also the kind of thing I wait until last minute to do so now I’m up until [...]

#1467 – Refracted (13 Comments)

Chris — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 06:00:13 +0000

Do we have the technology yet for infinitely adjustable glasses? I’ve been fantasizing about them since I was 6 or 7 years old. At 7 years old I was convinced that I was smarter than the optometrist and if I could just control all the dials and levers myself it would all work out better.

#1466 – Plated (11 Comments)

Chris — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 06:00:15 +0000

I’m the annoying guy in your office that likes to pull little pranks on other people in the cubicle farm. I go for small scale stuff though, lower your chair, unplug your keyboard, draw something on your notepad 20 pages in. One of my favorite harmless ones was when I took a photo of a [...]

#1465 – Thru (14 Comments)

Chris — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 06:00:19 +0000

I was visiting family once and I tagged along on a snack run. We went to a drive through store to get some chips and soda. An actual store that you drove your car through. We pulled in, stopped and pointed at the stuff we wanted. The clerk bagged it, put it in the back [...]