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« Reply #30 on: October 29, 2007, 08:07:08 PM »

"Yes. Yellow-and-green ones. I'd change. I can only hold off laughing, pointing, and mocking you for so long."

*looks at watch, trying not to grin*
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« Reply #31 on: October 29, 2007, 11:25:55 PM »

*Sends James to talk to you, causing you to laugh despite all of your efforts to the contrary*
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« Reply #32 on: October 29, 2007, 11:32:26 PM »

*is confused as to who this 'James' character is...*
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« Reply #33 on: October 29, 2007, 11:36:34 PM »

*Wonders if Orangey is being serious, as well as if I remembered the right name*
"You know, the drummer in our band, who keeps making you smile against your will?"
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« Reply #34 on: October 29, 2007, 11:41:18 PM »

"Aargh! that James! Damn him and his commie artist friend!"
*Froths and mutters some-thing about the red menace*
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« Reply #35 on: October 30, 2007, 03:43:22 PM »

"OMJEBUS!!"
*Runs and changes into bat mask and trenchcoat*
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« Reply #36 on: October 30, 2007, 05:40:33 PM »

*As Silf dons bat-mask, it reminds Orangey of James's hat*
"YAAH! YOUUUUU!"
*Proceeds to brutally tree-beat Silf*
*With a tree*
*TrEe*
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« Reply #37 on: October 30, 2007, 05:51:25 PM »

*Hides behind...*
"Well, butt. He's using the tree as his weapon."
*...myself, readying my fan*
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« Reply #38 on: October 30, 2007, 06:01:33 PM »

"I'll find you James! You and your telle phoney and your pee nut bitter!"

*Waves ficus in air and runs off*
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« Reply #39 on: October 30, 2007, 09:38:00 PM »

*stares after Orangey in a bemused manner, as so: o_0*
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« Reply #40 on: October 30, 2007, 10:07:53 PM »

*Sees Silf with his super-human vision (it's powered by vitamin C)*
"That's my emoticon!"
*Casts Meteor Swarm* (See wish thread)
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« Reply #41 on: October 30, 2007, 10:38:20 PM »

*Casts Expiditious Retreat and runs away from Meteor Swarm*
"How could he see me?! He must really like carrots!"
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« Reply #42 on: October 30, 2007, 11:23:13 PM »

*A base speed increase of 30 feet can't save you from fiery death screaming along at 400ft per second. Four burning spheres of rock crash into the small of your back*
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« Reply #43 on: October 31, 2007, 03:13:25 PM »

"Ha! Unfortunately for you, I had my magic-proof leather jacket on!"
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« Reply #44 on: October 31, 2007, 03:27:45 PM »

"You were wearing a trench coat..."
*casts Power Word Die, accidentally hits Dom instead*
"Oh... Oops."
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« Reply #45 on: October 31, 2007, 04:06:04 PM »

(It was a leather trench coat.)
"For some reason, I don't think that was an accident."
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« Reply #46 on: October 31, 2007, 09:43:22 PM »

"Of coure it was! Didn't you read the 'oops' and the 'accidentally'?"
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« Reply #47 on: November 01, 2007, 09:44:45 PM »

"I have no idea what you're talking about (note: talking, Orangey)."
*mutters something about crazies and nonexistant text*
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« Reply #48 on: November 01, 2007, 10:52:50 PM »

*Twitches*
"The words tell me what to do and say..."
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« Reply #49 on: November 02, 2007, 12:07:34 AM »

*edges away slowly before breaking into a sprint*
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« Reply #50 on: November 03, 2007, 03:35:43 PM »

*charges after him with masamune*
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« Reply #51 on: November 03, 2007, 07:29:12 PM »

"Dom! You forgot your laws of physics!"
*Wieght of ridiculously huge sword stops Dom from moving*
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« Reply #52 on: November 05, 2007, 02:25:35 PM »

*Pokes Dom with a long pointy stick*
"Ha ha! I'm out of reach!"
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« Reply #53 on: November 05, 2007, 07:00:24 PM »

*gets ready to walk in and say a big hello, but sees all the chaos and walks backwards out of the door, mouth still agape.*
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« Reply #54 on: November 05, 2007, 07:15:57 PM »

"It's never lonely in here."
(50 Battle Pastries for reference)
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« Reply #55 on: November 05, 2007, 08:38:54 PM »

*Clothes turn into emo clothes (It's not a huge change)*
"It's always lonely in my mind."
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« Reply #56 on: November 06, 2007, 09:40:37 AM »

*Runs over to Orangey and begins a vigorous game of Poke-the-Emo*
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« Reply #57 on: November 06, 2007, 10:08:25 AM »

"Oh nose!"
*Shoots lasers of pain out of emo glasses straight at Silf. At point-blank range*
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« Reply #58 on: November 06, 2007, 10:22:55 AM »

"wOMG CYCLECLOPS[sic]!"
*Rugby-tackle/bear-hugs Cycleclops*
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« Reply #59 on: November 06, 2007, 10:58:25 AM »

"Aaah! Human contact! It burns us!"
*Explodes into a million and six pieces and re-forms a few feet away*
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