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« Reply #7140 on: September 08, 2010, 06:57:55 PM »

*Dress catches alight once more*
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"The hazards of wearing woven dresses near open flames..."
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« Reply #7141 on: November 05, 2010, 05:34:35 PM »

*revives thread*
"ARISE, CHICKEN! ARISE."
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« Reply #7142 on: November 05, 2010, 05:53:03 PM »

"How long have I been on fire? Why didn't anyone tell me?"
*Starts to cry*
"I need HELP"
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« Reply #7143 on: November 05, 2010, 07:32:46 PM »

*dumps a bucket of water on Ziggles and puts out the flames*

"Anything your Highness?"
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« Reply #7144 on: November 05, 2010, 08:58:41 PM »

*Makes campfire*
*Holds Ziggy over it to dry her off*
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« Reply #7145 on: November 05, 2010, 09:15:21 PM »

*Turns it into a bonfire*

"Remember remember the fifth of November!"
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« Reply #7146 on: November 05, 2010, 09:23:40 PM »

<What say we blow up Parliament?>
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« Reply #7147 on: November 05, 2010, 09:25:19 PM »

"What a spiffing idea, old chap."
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« Reply #7148 on: November 06, 2010, 01:56:26 AM »

"Lets say that we "hypothetically" write a "hypothetical" letter to a "hypothetical" lord about how we could "hypothetically" blow it up when it opens?"

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« Reply #7149 on: November 06, 2010, 05:36:22 AM »

"Hypothetically, it could work..."
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« Reply #7150 on: November 06, 2010, 02:34:46 PM »

*Hypothetically does all those things and arrives at the hypothetical outcome of me being on fire*
"Doesn't look like it'll change much."
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« Reply #7151 on: January 03, 2011, 05:30:45 PM »

"But Ziggles, it's only a hypothetical fire. If we think about it a different way..."
*fire goes away*
"There! Now I can do this."
*grabs Ziggles and jiggles her bibbles*
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« Reply #7152 on: January 04, 2011, 11:10:54 PM »

*Grabs Moph and fo' shizzles his dizzle*
"Okay that was a LOT more dirty than it was supposed to be but I'm totally okay with it."
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« Reply #7153 on: January 05, 2011, 01:10:10 AM »

"Wait, so she for sures his durr?"
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"OhhhHHHHHhhhhh...."
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« Reply #7154 on: January 05, 2011, 08:39:16 AM »

"OhhhHHHHHhhhhh...."

"...No she DI N'T!1"



1 I think that's how you spell it. Di n't.





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« Reply #7155 on: January 05, 2011, 10:28:36 AM »

<Ew.>
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« Reply #7156 on: January 06, 2011, 11:28:18 PM »

*Languishes*
*Not entirely certain on the concept of languishing but it's such a cool word damnit*
*Makes it summer in the actionverse*
"So much better than freezing my toes off in my wintry house."
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« Reply #7157 on: January 07, 2011, 08:13:40 AM »

(Languishing isn't really the best thing to be doing while/before you change the season.)
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« Reply #7158 on: January 07, 2011, 11:05:28 PM »

"Hands up, who cares? Now wave 'em like you don't. That's right."
*Dives into a swimming pool*
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« Reply #7159 on: January 08, 2011, 01:07:35 AM »

*becomes a ninja and steals an old man's diamonds*
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« Reply #7160 on: January 08, 2011, 04:41:44 AM »

*Misreads that as 'becomes a ninja and steals an old man's pyjamas'*
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« Reply #7161 on: January 08, 2011, 09:23:56 AM »

<Scarf, give that man back his pyjamas.>
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« Reply #7162 on: January 08, 2011, 09:06:45 PM »

"SOON! Augh, he was going commando under there."
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« Reply #7163 on: January 08, 2011, 09:51:13 PM »

*scoffs*
"'Old man', well I never..."
*taps foot impatiently while waiting for my pj's to return*
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« Reply #7164 on: January 08, 2011, 09:58:59 PM »

"Wait, you usually wear stuff under your pj's? That's weird."
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« Reply #7165 on: January 08, 2011, 11:28:22 PM »

<You're supposed to wear pyjamas?>
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« Reply #7166 on: January 08, 2011, 11:38:21 PM »

"Not constantly."

*...*

"Unless you're having a pyjama day."
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« Reply #7167 on: January 09, 2011, 01:58:57 PM »

"Or a weekend. Or a bank holiday. Or your day off work..."
"...yeah, you're supposed to wear pyjamas constantly."
*Throws off clothes, puts on flannel pants*
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« Reply #7168 on: January 10, 2011, 11:41:50 AM »

*Throws off clothes, wears flannel in place of pants*
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« Reply #7169 on: January 10, 2011, 03:56:04 PM »

*wraps self in goosedown comforter*
"these things are the best. Also lets have a sleepover."
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