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« on: June 01, 2007, 06:44:21 PM »

What are the pros and cons Biff must experience with his eyebrows? I'd have to say that the trouble with the car window is outweighed by their excellent cell-phone reception...
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« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2007, 08:07:56 PM »

What are the pros and cons Biff must experience with his eyebrows? I'd have to say that the trouble with the car window is outweighed by their excellent cell-phone reception...
...He cant fly kites for fear of getting his eyebrows tangled up
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« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2007, 08:13:51 PM »

He has to watch for doors closing on his 'brows.
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« Reply #3 on: June 01, 2007, 08:25:44 PM »

Every one looks at him when he goes into public!
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« Reply #4 on: June 01, 2007, 08:48:35 PM »

perhaps (as a pro), they act like a cat's whiskers, allowing him to sense things in his environment.  as a con, they don't seem to help him stay out of danger...
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« Reply #5 on: June 01, 2007, 10:20:47 PM »

They might conduct lightning..
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« Reply #6 on: June 01, 2007, 10:38:06 PM »

Con- Birds, like I, have tried to use them for nests.
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« Reply #7 on: June 02, 2007, 03:40:10 AM »

They are actually able to go super sharp. and so he can be a super hero!
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« Reply #8 on: June 02, 2007, 11:33:32 PM »

...He might make all of his friends blind by poking their eyes out.
-Getting stuck through a door way
-Attract birds
-Attract lightning
-Erm...Break down his house because they become super powerful. o.O
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« Reply #9 on: June 03, 2007, 08:49:30 AM »

There is not so much one Biff as there is a swarm of them, a differant one in every comic.

The eyebrows allow constant communication with the Biff Queen.

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« Reply #10 on: June 03, 2007, 10:52:39 AM »

There is not so much one Biff as there is a swarm of them, a differant one in every comic.

The eyebrows allow constant communication with the Biff Queen.

Resistance is futile.

Interesting theory. Smiley
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« Reply #11 on: June 03, 2007, 06:30:36 PM »

also mean he's not invincible, theres just lots of creative drones that just die now and then.
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« Reply #12 on: June 04, 2007, 06:32:34 AM »

He must have to shampoo them.
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« Reply #13 on: June 04, 2007, 07:05:05 AM »

He must have to shampoo them.

I bet he has a special shampoo for them. To keep them shiny and manageable.
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« Reply #14 on: June 04, 2007, 09:57:04 AM »

He must have to shampoo them.

I bet he has a special shampoo for them. To keep them shiny and manageable.

Must be one of those shampoos that claims to give your hair "extra lift", whatever that means.
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« Reply #15 on: June 04, 2007, 10:02:39 AM »

What if biff is just a lump of hair??
The shampoo gives him so much lift he comes to life!

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« Reply #16 on: June 04, 2007, 10:04:20 AM »

What if biff is just a lump of hair??
The shampoo gives him so much lift he comes to life!

j/k

He uses Head and Shoulders and Knees and Toes.
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« Reply #17 on: June 04, 2007, 10:11:54 AM »

lol New shampoo for Sasquatch!
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« Reply #18 on: June 04, 2007, 10:36:43 AM »

That would explain strip number 1...
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« Reply #19 on: June 04, 2007, 10:47:04 AM »

I wonder what chris is thinking about our rambling about how biff is completly made out of hair
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« Reply #20 on: June 04, 2007, 12:30:43 PM »

It would be impossible for the same reason that Sandman was an improbable villain. If he is made of sand, how would he detect light to see? How can he keep himself suspended, or move? So illogical...
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« Reply #21 on: June 04, 2007, 02:23:15 PM »

Tremorsence Wink

At what point did marvel, or DC for that matter, care about probible anything?

In comics, radiation makes everything possible.
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« Reply #22 on: June 04, 2007, 02:31:07 PM »

That would explain Russia in general.  Grin
On the note of eybrows, they must get stuck in printers, blenders, and shredders.
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« Reply #23 on: June 04, 2007, 03:52:06 PM »

What about planes? it would slurp if his eyebrow got stuck in one of the openings
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« Reply #24 on: June 04, 2007, 04:05:04 PM »

Why would he be outside of a running plane?
Yet again, he's been to stranger places.
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« Reply #25 on: June 04, 2007, 04:09:35 PM »

His eyebrows would make it that no one mistakes him for a robber

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« Reply #26 on: June 06, 2007, 11:59:49 PM »

Yes, but the eyebrows give him mind control, so he makes them think it wasn't him.
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« Reply #27 on: June 07, 2007, 12:03:33 AM »

I am slightly more concerned myself with why he has completely pale white skin.  I mean, long eyebrows aren't really any health hazard, but this is a man who is clearly lacking in certain vitamins and minerals in his skin.  Well, unless all the unseen people have abnormal skin colours in Biff's world, like the Simpsons and such.  D=
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« Reply #28 on: June 07, 2007, 12:07:02 AM »

I would have to say that it is just the abnormal skin answer...either that or he is an albino with dark eyebrows...which would explain why he shaved his head...or...there is no answer(spoon)
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« Reply #29 on: June 07, 2007, 12:11:31 AM »

But he is part amphibian...
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