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« Reply #30 on: June 10, 2008, 02:56:59 PM »

ouch, that slurps

I wonder if the head goverment(like the white house) decides it, or the individual school district does.
 
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« Reply #31 on: June 11, 2008, 02:40:00 PM »

In the US, the school year is determined by individual districts, within state-defined limits. As far as I know, the federal government isn't involved.
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« Reply #32 on: June 11, 2008, 02:54:42 PM »

Huh, I wonder if I became the head of the district if I could put school days whenever I want them.
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« Reply #33 on: June 11, 2008, 03:00:39 PM »

I'm not sure about the other states, but in Texas there are state-defined limitations.
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« Reply #34 on: June 11, 2008, 03:08:41 PM »

so... you live in texas?
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« Reply #35 on: June 11, 2008, 03:10:13 PM »

You're going to need a lot more than one airstrike to be sure you got me.
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« Reply #36 on: June 19, 2008, 08:13:40 AM »

We totally pwned the British amount of days off! High fives all 'round!
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« Reply #37 on: June 19, 2008, 09:20:13 AM »

Laziness ftw!
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« Reply #38 on: June 22, 2008, 01:25:26 PM »

Go us...go us...it's our birthdays...it's our birthdays...
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« Reply #39 on: June 22, 2008, 01:55:02 PM »

You only get one birthday, don't you?
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« Reply #40 on: June 22, 2008, 02:16:24 PM »

Maybe in Europe you only get one birthday. In the good old U.S. of A., we have one every month.
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« Reply #41 on: June 22, 2008, 02:20:41 PM »

Oh, I thought you only had one.

Funky! We are'nt the only country who has monthly birthdays!
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« Reply #42 on: June 22, 2008, 02:21:14 PM »

Durn straight.
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« Reply #43 on: June 24, 2008, 12:16:03 AM »

I forgot to mention: I'm leaving for vacation... This morning.

I'll be on whenever we get a hotel with wi-fi. Like this.
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« Reply #44 on: June 24, 2008, 10:22:05 AM »

Have fun!
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« Reply #45 on: June 24, 2008, 11:12:43 AM »

Or don't. Your choice.
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« Reply #46 on: June 24, 2008, 04:02:59 PM »

Is it, Torg? Is it really?
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« Reply #47 on: June 24, 2008, 04:59:06 PM »

Yes. It is.
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« Reply #48 on: June 25, 2008, 03:48:13 PM »

No it's not.
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« Reply #49 on: June 25, 2008, 05:11:43 PM »

Whether or not to enjoy youself is entirely up to you.
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« Reply #50 on: June 26, 2008, 12:58:26 PM »

Especially when being graped.
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« Reply #51 on: June 26, 2008, 07:05:55 PM »

Did you know about that filter, Pieman?
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« Reply #52 on: June 26, 2008, 07:11:14 PM »

What filter?

I personally enjoy people throwing grapes at me, as it means free food. some people, however, get really annoyed by it.
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« Reply #53 on: June 26, 2008, 07:26:32 PM »

Excellent recovery.
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« Reply #54 on: June 26, 2008, 07:30:38 PM »

Thanks. But it is true, it happens quite a lot at our schools.
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« Reply #55 on: June 26, 2008, 07:33:55 PM »

I pity your janitors in either situation. Truly.
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« Reply #56 on: June 26, 2008, 07:40:20 PM »

Oh yeah, I never noticed that we don't have any. I think they just died from shock.

Pro-recycling people would be happy though. We never just throw anything away.

(OK, I do, but I think I'm the only one.)
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« Reply #57 on: June 26, 2008, 07:42:20 PM »

You should see the bathrooms in my old elementry school.

Actually, no, you shouldn't. I became immune, but it would kill a delicate British person such as yourself. Unless you're from Cockney, that is.
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« Reply #58 on: June 26, 2008, 07:49:03 PM »

On the way to Wales, there's a toilet place on one of the main roads, which my dad calls the Doobrie toilets. It gets worse every time we go there.

The first time we went, the air was practically noxious, and the urinals were almost full of mould. I don't dare say what It was like the last time we went.

Let's just say, there's a reason we stopped going to wales.
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« Reply #59 on: June 27, 2008, 03:38:51 AM »

Besides that terrible Nazi infestation?
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