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« on: July 08, 2008, 11:31:28 AM »

Here's a description of Biff that I hadn't seen before:

http://www.yozukidrive.com/2008/07/07/the-book-of-biff/
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« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2008, 01:08:31 PM »

Most excellent, though I disagree with them in one respect.

Biff's neck is most definately white.
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« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2008, 05:31:22 PM »

Fun fact, Biff is actually 11% yellow.
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« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2008, 05:34:33 PM »

hmmm, thats a... strange way to describe biff.
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« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2008, 05:43:44 PM »

Does that mean that Professor Branestawm is a redneck? He does surprisingly similar things, although Biff doesn't wear glasses, let alone six.
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« Reply #5 on: July 08, 2008, 05:47:35 PM »

Would a redneck leave a trail of GPSs to follow?
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« Reply #6 on: July 08, 2008, 05:51:46 PM »

Would one know what one is?

One ought to know those things.
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« Reply #7 on: July 08, 2008, 07:15:56 PM »

Haha, I loved that discription.  Totally fits, except, you know, that whole redneck thing...but that's already been pointed out.  Good find Chris.
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« Reply #8 on: July 08, 2008, 07:20:17 PM »

Would one know what one is?

One ought to know those things.
In summary, a redneck is a low-class southerner. For a more detailed description, see here.
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« Reply #9 on: July 08, 2008, 07:39:23 PM »

I know what a redneck is.

I meant it as :

Would (A redneck) know what (A GPS) is?

(You) ought to know.
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« Reply #10 on: July 08, 2008, 07:43:51 PM »

In summary, a redneck is a low-class southerner. For a more detailed description, see here.
Haha, I lawled.  I love Jeff Foxworthy, but my favourite Blue Collar comedian is Bill Engvall.
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« Reply #11 on: July 08, 2008, 07:45:36 PM »

I know what a redneck is.

I meant it as :

Would (A redneck) know what (A GPS) is?

(You) ought to know.

Yes, a redneck knows what a GPS is. And no, they don't have enough money to do this.
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« Reply #12 on: July 09, 2008, 03:59:07 PM »

Fun fact, Biff is actually 11% yellow.
How did you calculate this?
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« Reply #13 on: July 09, 2008, 05:02:32 PM »

No calculations involved really, that is Biff's actual color. The book is printed in CMYK and Biff's skin tone is 0% cyan, 0% magenta, 11% yellow and 0% black.
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« Reply #14 on: July 09, 2008, 06:11:56 PM »

What about the shading?
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« Reply #15 on: July 09, 2008, 07:52:49 PM »

No calculations involved really, that is Biff's actual color. The book is printed in CMYK and Biff's skin tone is 0% cyan, 0% magenta, 11% yellow and 0% black.
CMYK did flash across my mind, but I was too lazy to open up one of those online colour sites to confirm it. Thanks for the prompt reply!
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« Reply #16 on: July 10, 2008, 10:17:30 AM »

Haha, I lawled.  I love Jeff Foxworthy, but my favourite Blue Collar comedian is Bill Engvall.

I like Larry the Cable Guy, cause he's fat and stupid yet rediculously successful.
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« Reply #17 on: July 10, 2008, 11:54:58 AM »

I like Larry the Cable Guy, cause he's fat and stupid yet rediculously successful.

I do enjoy Larry's specials as well.  I think it's funny how far he's gotten with his Larry the Cable Guy character from Blue Collar Comedy.  I've seen him talk normally in interviews and such.  Total difference.
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« Reply #18 on: July 10, 2008, 01:59:33 PM »

So it's all a lie?
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« Reply #19 on: July 11, 2008, 06:06:05 PM »

The cake is a lie.
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« Reply #20 on: July 12, 2008, 01:36:48 AM »

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« Reply #21 on: July 12, 2008, 11:44:37 AM »

The Matrix has you.
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« Reply #22 on: July 12, 2008, 08:33:06 PM »

I take both pills.
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« Reply #23 on: July 13, 2008, 01:33:43 AM »

I guess that means you just...sit there...for a while...
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« Reply #24 on: July 13, 2008, 01:36:53 AM »

Would the mirror just be kinda sticky?
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« Reply #25 on: July 13, 2008, 01:45:46 AM »

It might be somewhat...uncomfortable...

Would he still have the freaky Matrix-bendy powers, do you think?
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« Reply #26 on: July 13, 2008, 08:57:21 PM »

I think I recall a flash parody on Newgrounds where his head exploded or something, but it's been years.
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« Reply #27 on: July 14, 2008, 05:16:16 AM »

Newgrounds is funny.
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« Reply #28 on: July 20, 2008, 02:11:58 PM »

Someone said this (or something close to it) at the roast of Jeff Foxworthy: "Bill Engvall is who you should watch if you like Jeff Foxworthy, but you're tired of him being funny all the time." I lawled.
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« Reply #29 on: July 21, 2008, 01:13:07 AM »

I didn't, but I would have if I had seen it.
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