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« Reply #4710 on: February 04, 2010, 04:56:26 PM »

I'm animatedly conversing with someone, then I freeze for a split second, and appear a hundred yards westward.
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« Reply #4711 on: February 04, 2010, 06:07:51 PM »

It is also pitch black.
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« Reply #4712 on: February 04, 2010, 11:39:19 PM »

I'm afraid of the dark.
Well, not as a general rule, but the first time I stayed the night in my bedroom by myself there were no lamps and I was up half the night wondering if I had gone blind.
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« Reply #4713 on: February 05, 2010, 04:28:32 PM »

RA: Appently watching Zombieland two days in a row gives you nightmares of zombie kittens gleefully trying to kill you.  Undecided
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« Reply #4714 on: February 05, 2010, 04:40:19 PM »

I think you missed out a 'kill', or something along those lines.
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« Reply #4715 on: February 05, 2010, 05:08:25 PM »

Well reading through Sluggy Freelance's K I T T E N storylines with a purring ball of fuzz on your lap does the same.
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« Reply #4716 on: February 06, 2010, 10:16:47 AM »

http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/showthread.php?t=1117617

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« Reply #4717 on: February 06, 2010, 01:17:45 PM »

Hee! I used to read Harry Potter books, adding to the end of each sentence 'with no pants on'. The results are often amusing and sometimes nonsensical. Penis jokes are probably more fun.
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« Reply #4718 on: February 06, 2010, 05:04:04 PM »

The first is the best, I think.
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« Reply #4719 on: February 06, 2010, 05:13:16 PM »

RA: when testing if your room mates socks can stand on thier own it is a good idea to plug your nose.
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« Reply #4720 on: February 07, 2010, 09:39:39 AM »

RA: WHOOOO NEW PC!

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« Reply #4721 on: February 07, 2010, 12:06:10 PM »

RA: I went to church today and found a cat on the front steps of the church! Currently named Christina, she is hangin' wid Louis.
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« Reply #4722 on: February 07, 2010, 05:36:41 PM »

Random Announcement: My dad got himself an iPhone t'other day. He downloaded an app that searches Google by voice (i.e. you say something and it searches for it). Oddly enough, it understood me saying hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia, somehow. Usually that kind of thing doesn't understand my voice.

It also think I'm saying 'axelottle' when I say 'axolotl'.
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« Reply #4723 on: February 07, 2010, 10:28:41 PM »

RA: Family acting up again. I wish we had decent insurance so that we could get these people on their antidepressants again, or I'm going to need some of my own.
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« Reply #4724 on: February 08, 2010, 09:08:52 AM »

RA: Someone set fire to the house a few down from mine.

Also Ziggles, that slurps, hope things do get better for ya.
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« Reply #4725 on: February 08, 2010, 11:54:55 AM »

I've got an antidepressant you can use for a while.
On the plus side, it knocks people out for a good while.
On the other hand, it causes them to vomit violently and wake up with a really bad headache.

Or you could just pimp hand them.

Hope stuff works out Sad
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« Reply #4726 on: February 08, 2010, 12:12:55 PM »

Random Announcement: Volume 6/3/5 has brief exposure to C'thulhu.
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« Reply #4727 on: February 08, 2010, 06:22:56 PM »

Hearts Boxcars is DEAD! DAMN YOU ALLLLLLL
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« Reply #4728 on: February 08, 2010, 06:23:59 PM »

Wha? Hey, some of us are still catching up on that, okay.
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« Reply #4729 on: February 08, 2010, 06:26:53 PM »

He's not really.
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« Reply #4730 on: February 08, 2010, 06:43:11 PM »

Actually, I could care less. As far as I'm concerned, the Midnight Crew is still a silly side-thing. As far as I know, that is the truth.
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« Reply #4731 on: February 08, 2010, 07:03:33 PM »

Boxcaaaaaaars
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« Reply #4732 on: February 08, 2010, 07:18:16 PM »

...THANKS FOR RUINING THAT FOR ME, ZIGGY! first dose my muffins get stuck, then I miss the chance to get a free pic from one of my favorite artist and now this. DAMN YOU ZIGGY, DAMN YOU TO HECK!
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« Reply #4733 on: February 08, 2010, 11:22:44 PM »

RA: Being the responsible one doesn't pay off.
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« Reply #4734 on: February 09, 2010, 02:39:04 AM »

Random Announcement: Today's QC made me laugh.
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« Reply #4735 on: February 09, 2010, 10:38:21 AM »

It's the kind of thing I do when I get a new piece of equipment. Except, I make sure my door is shut.
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« Reply #4736 on: February 09, 2010, 11:10:45 AM »

*Waggles eyebrows*
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« Reply #4737 on: February 09, 2010, 02:06:13 PM »

*Hits self with ax*
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« Reply #4738 on: February 09, 2010, 04:34:42 PM »

*Hits Silf with an axe*
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« Reply #4739 on: February 09, 2010, 04:42:34 PM »

*concurs*
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