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« Reply #1830 on: January 20, 2010, 01:32:38 AM »

"Cause it's gonna be the future soon
And I won't always be this way
When the things that make me weak and strange get engineered away"
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« Reply #1831 on: January 20, 2010, 08:49:16 AM »

"I feel terror."
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« Reply #1832 on: January 20, 2010, 11:03:14 AM »

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« Reply #1833 on: January 20, 2010, 11:22:57 AM »

"Come over here, I'm bite your legs off!"
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« Reply #1834 on: January 20, 2010, 12:28:20 PM »

"It's merely a flesh wound!"
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« Reply #1835 on: January 20, 2010, 12:30:09 PM »

"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
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« Reply #1836 on: January 20, 2010, 02:13:37 PM »

"NARF!"
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« Reply #1837 on: January 20, 2010, 02:47:44 PM »

"I think so Brian, but how are we going to get a hippo into a tootoo?"
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« Reply #1838 on: January 20, 2010, 02:52:17 PM »

"With science"
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« Reply #1839 on: January 20, 2010, 02:55:12 PM »

"But tht makes my head hurt."
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« Reply #1840 on: January 20, 2010, 02:55:49 PM »

"The Pinky and the Brain, the Pinky and the Brain. One is a genius, the other's insane."
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« Reply #1841 on: January 20, 2010, 02:57:32 PM »

"They're laboratory mice Their genes have been spliced They're dinky They're Pinky and The Brain, Brain,
Brain, Brain
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Brain."
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« Reply #1842 on: January 20, 2010, 02:59:55 PM »

"Brain Brain Brain"
"NARF!"
"Dnl nlerner...ner NER!"
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« Reply #1843 on: January 20, 2010, 04:34:57 PM »

"Hurrays!?"
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« Reply #1844 on: January 20, 2010, 11:11:49 PM »

"Okay lady I love you buh-bye!"
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« Reply #1845 on: January 21, 2010, 12:21:24 AM »

"were animany totally insany"
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« Reply #1846 on: January 21, 2010, 02:32:59 AM »

"Animaniacs!"
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« Reply #1847 on: January 21, 2010, 12:44:06 PM »

"CANDLE JAC-"
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« Reply #1848 on: January 21, 2010, 04:27:10 PM »

(Wow, Candlejack's become precog-)
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« Reply #1849 on: January 21, 2010, 06:07:47 PM »

    "I must court her now," said the Prince. "Lease us alone for a minute." He rode the white expertly down the hill.
    Buttercup had never seen such a gaint beast. Or such a rider.
    "I am your Prince and you will marry me," Humperdinck said.
    "Butter cup whispered, "I am your servant and I refuse."
    "I am your Prince and you cannot refuse."
    "I am your loyal servant and I just did."
    "Refusal means death."
    "Kill me then."
    "I am your Prince and I'm not that bad - how could you rather be dead than married to me?"
    "Because," Buttercup said, "marriage involves love, and this is no pastime at which I excel. I tried once, and it went badly, and I am sworn never to love another."
    "Love?" said Price Humperdinck. "Who mentioned love? Not Me, I can tell you. Look: there must always be a male heir to the throne of Florin. That's me. Once my father dies, there won't be an heir, just a king. That's me again. When that happens, I'll marry and have children until there is a son. So you can either marry me and be the riches and most powerful women in a thousand miles and give turkeys away at Christmas and provide me a son or you can die in terrible pain in the very near future. Make up your own mind."
    "I'll never love you."
    "I wouldn't want it if I had it."
    "Then by all means lets us marry."

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« Reply #1850 on: January 21, 2010, 06:40:56 PM »

Oh dear...
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« Reply #1851 on: January 22, 2010, 02:32:53 AM »

"Oh no, not again!"
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« Reply #1852 on: January 22, 2010, 08:58:11 AM »

Ash: "Hi, I'm Ash and I've never killed an Ipswich prostitute."

Me: "What about prostitutes outside Ipswich?"

Probably in quite bad taste really....
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« Reply #1853 on: January 22, 2010, 12:15:54 PM »

"Not at all talking lamp post"
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« Reply #1854 on: January 23, 2010, 10:32:42 PM »

"Hello lamppost, how's it goin'? I've come to watch your flowers growin'!..."
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« Reply #1855 on: January 25, 2010, 09:23:57 AM »

"Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music."
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« Reply #1856 on: January 25, 2010, 10:18:48 AM »

"Who?"
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« Reply #1857 on: January 25, 2010, 02:15:27 PM »

"The Doctor!"
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« Reply #1858 on: January 25, 2010, 05:31:51 PM »

"Doctor who?"
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« Reply #1859 on: January 25, 2010, 05:35:10 PM »

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