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« Reply #1950 on: March 04, 2010, 04:54:48 PM »

"...You remind me of the babe"
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« Reply #1951 on: March 05, 2010, 07:06:39 PM »

"Pyramid Head walks into a bar. There were no survivors."
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« Reply #1952 on: March 05, 2010, 07:10:58 PM »

"A rabbi, a priest and a leprechaun walk into a bar. I take down the leprechaun first. Now the others know I mean business."
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« Reply #1953 on: March 05, 2010, 09:32:29 PM »

"Oh, When I drop a fairy you know I'm just gettin started!"
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« Reply #1954 on: March 07, 2010, 03:03:32 PM »

"Heh, fairy."
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« Reply #1955 on: March 07, 2010, 03:12:26 PM »

"HEY!! LISTEN!!"
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
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« Reply #1956 on: March 07, 2010, 04:06:37 PM »

"......shut up"
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« Reply #1957 on: March 09, 2010, 10:39:59 PM »

"I am, and always will be, your friend."
"...Bullshit."
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« Reply #1958 on: March 09, 2010, 10:51:50 PM »

Oh no! Wankers cramp! Its the wost kind of cramp a limey can get!"
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« Reply #1959 on: March 09, 2010, 10:54:26 PM »

"I'M GIVIN' HER ALL SHE'S GOT, CAPTAIN!"
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« Reply #1960 on: March 10, 2010, 02:31:19 AM »

"Yes sir, Cap'n Tight-pants."
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« Reply #1961 on: March 10, 2010, 08:28:17 AM »

"Alright you primitive screw-heads, listen up! See this? This is my BOOMSTICK! It's a 12 gauge double-barreled Remington, S-marts top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $105.95, it's got a walnut stock, Cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right, shop smart, shop S-mart...YOU GOT THAT! Now, the next one of you primates even touches me...YAAAAH! *fires Boomstick* Now, lets talk about how I get back home."


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« Reply #1962 on: March 10, 2010, 08:21:02 PM »

"Let's play a love game!"
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« Reply #1963 on: March 10, 2010, 08:45:10 PM »

"Hell to the yes!"
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« Reply #1964 on: March 10, 2010, 10:19:48 PM »

"Happy happy joy joy you're my sexy lover toy..."
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« Reply #1965 on: March 10, 2010, 10:32:00 PM »

"Eh, the spirit is willing! But the flesh is bruised and spongy"
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« Reply #1966 on: March 10, 2010, 11:36:56 PM »

"Me want Snu Snu!!"
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« Reply #1967 on: March 10, 2010, 11:42:16 PM »

"AAAAAAAH TRANSVESTITE! Wait, Pre-op or Post-op?"
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« Reply #1968 on: March 11, 2010, 09:12:09 PM »

Kyle:"Would you have sex with an Orangutan for a lot of money?"
Me:"How much, are there cameras, and male or female?"
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« Reply #1969 on: March 11, 2010, 09:24:01 PM »

".....I dont have an answer for that"
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« Reply #1970 on: March 15, 2010, 03:34:04 PM »

"The question is always the answer, Rudy. Provided that you want an answer that badly."
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« Reply #1971 on: March 15, 2010, 05:43:02 PM »

"Yes, Mr. Miyagi"
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« Reply #1972 on: March 22, 2010, 12:01:49 AM »

"Domo ar-iga-to, Mister Bear-ta-to"
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« Reply #1973 on: March 22, 2010, 12:15:17 AM »

"PO-TAY-TOE"
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« Reply #1974 on: March 22, 2010, 02:21:51 AM »

"Run away! Run away! Run awaaaaaay!"
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« Reply #1975 on: March 22, 2010, 02:35:34 AM »

"Are you saying we should go home?"
"Nah! this is more fun"
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« Reply #1976 on: March 22, 2010, 08:47:48 AM »

"It's ok"
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« Reply #1977 on: March 26, 2010, 06:02:11 PM »

"Don't worry- I'm a- doctor!"
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« Reply #1978 on: March 29, 2010, 06:57:51 PM »

*Pelle stood in a business suit*

Some guy to the rest of us: "What are you doing hanging out with him? You all look like goths."

Pelle: "I'm a goth."

Guy: "You're in a suit."

Pelle: "I'm from Göteborg or as you know it Gothenburg, thus named because of the fact the Goths are from there. So I am a goth, you're a pretentious gimp in lipstick."

*Guy walks away ashamedly*

Me: "That was quite possibly the most eloquent thing I've ever heard you say."

Pelle: "Yeah, would have been better if I actually was from Gothenburg...."
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« Reply #1979 on: March 29, 2010, 07:51:42 PM »

"I say, old bean! I must express my astonishment of your claim! Is this fact, or a clever ruse?"
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