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« Reply #2100 on: July 20, 2010, 11:52:02 AM »

"So the Jews... not so bad, eh?"
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« Reply #2101 on: July 20, 2010, 12:19:35 PM »

"I could take 'em or leave 'em"
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« Reply #2102 on: July 20, 2010, 02:02:05 PM »

"Procrastination is the mother of frantic half-assed term papers."
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« Reply #2103 on: July 20, 2010, 07:35:01 PM »

(For the record, I find my papers are usually much more thoroughly assed if I hold off on starting them.)

"I demand an explanation, in 300 to 500 words, of the inner meaning of the poem Walden. It should have an introduction, two body paragraphs, and a conclusion. It must also be typed."
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« Reply #2104 on: July 20, 2010, 08:20:31 PM »

"Everyone stay back! I've got a... I've got a dwarf. Now I want some questions! Now!"
"Answers, I think you mean answers!"
"Answers, yes, thank you. I need answers!"
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« Reply #2105 on: July 22, 2010, 09:20:04 AM »

"......I forget what I do"
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« Reply #2106 on: August 09, 2010, 08:04:48 PM »

"You've gotta help me, I'm really lost!"
"Have you tried Hare Krishna?"
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« Reply #2107 on: August 20, 2010, 12:12:14 PM »

"Shrubbery is the #1 digestive system for the common household chair"

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« Reply #2108 on: August 20, 2010, 12:51:20 PM »

"Bring us...a shrubbery!"
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« Reply #2109 on: August 21, 2010, 04:52:32 PM »

"So can we have your liver then?"
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« Reply #2110 on: August 27, 2010, 11:35:10 AM »

"I feel a hot wind on my shoulder, and the touch of a world that is older"
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« Reply #2111 on: August 27, 2010, 04:30:36 PM »

"Today a child is born unto us, and his name will be bacon."
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« Reply #2112 on: August 27, 2010, 05:16:20 PM »

Today a child is born to us even though we didn't hook up. No one is confused as we are.
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« Reply #2113 on: August 27, 2010, 06:22:05 PM »

(What's that from?)

"Of course I'd be happy to come in through the front entrance."

(Watching a random episode of Pokémon, freezing at that point, making it sound like an innuendo.)
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« Reply #2114 on: August 29, 2010, 07:41:30 PM »

"Hur hur, I bet you would"
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« Reply #2115 on: August 29, 2010, 07:42:50 PM »

"Of course I'd be happy to come in through the front entrance."

(Watching a random episode of Pokémon, freezing at that point, making it sound like an innuendo.)
(Was it a Brock quote? Because that would be awesome.)
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« Reply #2116 on: August 29, 2010, 08:15:14 PM »

(it was, but it continued with something along the lines of "So long as you're on the other side!", dissapointingly)
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« Reply #2117 on: August 29, 2010, 08:22:23 PM »

(That's just a very strange way for him to say that he's monogamous.)
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« Reply #2118 on: August 29, 2010, 08:33:54 PM »

(Something of which he is ashamed. He tries to mask his shame by hitting on as many women as he can.)
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« Reply #2119 on: August 29, 2010, 10:58:06 PM »

"If you see an idea in flight, would you shoot it down or let it soar?"
"Soar? Soar."
"And if that idea is an emu with robot wings flying to the moon, how can you in good conscience impede it?"
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« Reply #2120 on: August 30, 2010, 05:52:37 AM »

"THIS PLAN CAN LICK ALL NINE OF MY BALLS."
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« Reply #2121 on: August 30, 2010, 05:42:29 PM »

"NINE-TOES
Also he has three balls."
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« Reply #2122 on: August 31, 2010, 06:18:22 PM »

"Lincoln's mother died in infancy, and he was born in a log cabin which he built with his own hands"
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« Reply #2123 on: August 31, 2010, 06:31:49 PM »

(Wasn't that Jebediah Springfield?)
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« Reply #2124 on: September 01, 2010, 10:59:05 AM »

"WILLY: I'm not interested in stories about the past or any butt of that kind because the woods are burning, boys, you understand? There's a big blaze going on all around. I was fired today.
BIFF (shocked): How could you be?
WILLY: I was fired, and I'm looking for a little good news to tell your mother, because the woman has waited and the woman has suffered. The gist of it is that I haven't got a story left in my head, Biff. So don't give me a lecture about facts and aspects. I am not interested. Now what've you got so say to me?"

(It had Biff in a speaking roll!, A SPEAKING ROLL! Not many of those things talk you know.)
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« Reply #2125 on: September 01, 2010, 11:26:47 PM »

"I am colorblind, coffee black and egg white..."
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« Reply #2126 on: September 03, 2010, 09:50:07 PM »

"REPENT
THE END IS EXTREMELY FUCKING NIGH"
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« Reply #2127 on: September 04, 2010, 06:23:30 AM »

"Ed is King of the Zombies"
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« Reply #2128 on: September 04, 2010, 12:33:09 PM »

"Whuuuuuuuuuuut?"
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« Reply #2129 on: September 12, 2010, 11:09:24 AM »

"You wouldn't steal a handbag.
You wouldn't steal a car.
You wouldn't steal a baby.
You wouldn't shoot a policeman.
And then steal his helmet.
You wouldn't go to the toilet in his helmet.
And then send it to the policeman's grieving widow.
And then steal it again!"
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