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« Reply #870 on: October 06, 2009, 11:50:40 AM »

I look like a total douche with shades, at least those. Here's a later picture (for the interview of this job 1 1/2 years ago)


and me and the bf a little over 2 yeArs ago



he buzzed his hair with the wrong atachment the night before... He normally doesn't look bald XD
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« Reply #871 on: October 06, 2009, 06:49:54 PM »

Awwww, you guys are so cute together! And I love the huge river valley in the background. Never been to a river valley!
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« Reply #872 on: October 06, 2009, 06:51:57 PM »

You call that a valley?
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« Reply #873 on: October 06, 2009, 06:53:39 PM »

Goddamn it!
Stop rubbing it in!
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« Reply #874 on: October 06, 2009, 09:17:14 PM »

I'm curious too. It looks more like they're on a hill than the place behind them is a valley.
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« Reply #875 on: October 06, 2009, 09:27:40 PM »

D'aww... Mophtran doesn't look like an alien at all without shades.

Unfortunately, though, your tie is thirty-two percent too similar to my favorite tie. I'll have to confiscate it to maintain my uniqueness.
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« Reply #876 on: October 06, 2009, 10:17:54 PM »

GOD DAMMIT DRAKEY
STOP MAKING ME LAUGH WHEN I'M SICK
I keep coughing and it's not fun. D:
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« Reply #877 on: October 07, 2009, 07:56:51 AM »

Cheesy

I have a different picture of me. In a suit. I look spiffy. But it's on the BF's iphone, and I haven't liberated it yet.

Also, that pic was taken while we were with a friend testing his new lifted ford f150 around the mountainous regions of lake Winnipesaukee in New Hampshire.
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« Reply #878 on: October 07, 2009, 08:48:54 AM »

........THOSE PICTURE ARE RATHER LARGE......COULD YOU NOT SIZE THEM DOWN PERHAPS?
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« Reply #879 on: October 07, 2009, 11:46:02 AM »

You call that a valley?

This is a valley, and not even a very big one.
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« Reply #880 on: October 07, 2009, 07:23:59 PM »

Cheesy

I have a different picture of me. In a suit. I look spiffy. But it's on the BF's iphone, and I haven't liberated it yet.

Also, that pic was taken while we were with a friend testing his new lifted ford f150 around the mountainous regions of lake Winnipesaukee in New Hampshire.
Ah, there's your mistake. You are thinking of the East Coast as a place with mountains. It is a place that once thought about having mountains, but then gave up.
You see, now, Oregon has mountains. Hell, it has mountains that blow up sometimes. The other mountains there are large hills for the most part, though.
You want mountains that don't have the novelty value of being able to kill you from a distance? Go to Denver. Or anywhere else along the Rocky Mountains. Those are mountains. Also, the Himilayas and those other ones that I can't remember what they're called.

I should trim down and post up those pictures of my vacation sometime soon.
I think I'll do it tonight.

EDIT: got bored. Did it now.


Because a certain moderator told me when I asked him which celebrity I should cover his face with "Halle Berry"...

This is Orangey, wearing every hat and pair of glasses that we had available when there were car troubles on the way to the beach.


A mountain, in the distance. I thought it was quite beautiful. It just wasn't very... visible.


Out on Cannon Beach, several days later. I forget what this big rock was called. But it's pretty.


On the way to the valley. We stopped at the river and I snapped a few shots. This one turned out the best.


This... for the record... this is an acceptable valley.

(But I've still seen bigger in Colorado)

I spent five minutes taking pictures of this bridge, timing carefully so no modern cars ruined the illusion of age. As I turn around and shut off my camera, this car rolls by. I barely snapped the picture in time.


Bridal Veil Falls.
Frikkin' beautiful.
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« Reply #881 on: October 07, 2009, 08:57:59 PM »

Ooh, perty landscapes.
And yes, I've seen mountains in Colorado. I hate them. They are mountainy and horizon-oppressing.
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« Reply #882 on: October 07, 2009, 09:06:38 PM »

I'm too lazy to think of a good word to put here., we do have a few mountains in New Hampshire, the rest is mostly hills, though. Mount Washington is the highest mountain in the northeast, and that's located in NH >_>

Either way...

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At south of the border. Don't I look so happy to be wearing a sombrero? No? That's because I had it on for a brief instant to snap that pic and then threw it at the BF's face.


At Paula Deen's restaurant, Lady and Son's, in scenic downtown Savannah, GA. Good food thar. Very fattening.


Me getting off Summit Plummet at Blizzard Beach. Disney World FTW!


Gatorland, Orlando, FL
No, that's not a real gator  Grin


Scratching the neck of a 98 year old tortoise. He weighs at least 600lbs, and were it not for the foot of the attendant there, he would have stepped on my foot and crushed it.

Okay, that's it for vacation pics. I've got a few from the wedding I went to the other week, as well.



Yes, there was alcohol involved in this picture. Plenty of it.



This one may or may not contain a stoned Moph as well >_>
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« Reply #883 on: October 07, 2009, 10:22:40 PM »

Whoo Moph fanservice!
Tortoises frighten me.
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« Reply #884 on: October 07, 2009, 11:12:31 PM »

DRAKEY OH MY GOODNESS THOSE PICTURES ARE AWESOME.

MATH PORN THOSE PICTURES ARE PRETTY OKAY.
Less artsy than David's.

Mostly I'm just fangirling over the one with the car.
OLDSMOBILE, FTW!

Also, Halle Berry, FTW.
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« Reply #885 on: October 08, 2009, 01:01:42 AM »

DRAKEY OH MY GOODNESS THOSE PICTURES ARE AWESOME.

MATH PORN THOSE PICTURES ARE PRETTY OKAY.
Less artsy than David's.

Mostly I'm just fangirling over the one with the car.
OLDSMOBILE, FTW!

Also, Halle Berry, FTW.
You know, come to think of it, it may have been Jessica Alba that he mentioned, not Halle Berry... I always confuse those two...

And I'm pretty sure that's not an Oldsmobile...
An Oldmobile, certainly...
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« Reply #886 on: October 08, 2009, 08:48:43 AM »

No, that's not a real gator  

I dont beleive you.......therefore I name you...Gator Master! the sole king of alligators and other large reptiles.
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« Reply #887 on: October 08, 2009, 09:14:05 AM »

Hehe, Master Gator.
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« Reply #888 on: October 08, 2009, 09:42:11 AM »

If you pronounce Gator Master a certain way you get something even more hilarious.
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« Reply #889 on: October 08, 2009, 12:14:31 PM »

If you pronounce Gator Master a certain way you get something even more hilarious.
A: you got that backwards. 2: Mister Fishy beat you to it.
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« Reply #890 on: October 08, 2009, 12:24:19 PM »

I got a friend to do that to some teachers with "master's baters". Only one of them (of three) got it.
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« Reply #891 on: October 08, 2009, 12:49:54 PM »

And, of course, if you want to go fishing, you use Master Baiter's bait.
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« Reply #892 on: October 08, 2009, 02:49:24 PM »

Out on Cannon Beach, several days later. I forget what this big rock was called. But it's pretty.


It's Haystack Rock.
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« Reply #893 on: October 09, 2009, 05:16:27 PM »

I think the title of 'Big-Ass Rock' does it more justice.
Though 'Big Ass-Rock' would likely be a better monument than the standard rock.
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« Reply #894 on: October 10, 2009, 12:29:06 PM »

But there are bigger-ass rocks out there, and "haystack" tells you what it looks like.
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« Reply #895 on: October 10, 2009, 01:19:45 PM »

But you can't jump inside it whilst covered in mud and sneak around pretending to be a bunch of hay, now can you?
No, you can't.

So it shouldn't be Haystack Rock.
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« Reply #896 on: October 11, 2009, 11:50:30 AM »

It's Haystack Rock, not 'Giant Haystack in the Ocean.'
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« Reply #897 on: October 11, 2009, 12:44:34 PM »

But the latter would be a better tourist attraction!
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« Reply #898 on: October 12, 2009, 10:23:58 AM »

But we'd also be giving the farm animals a base of operations for their uprising!
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« Reply #899 on: October 12, 2009, 03:07:13 PM »

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