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« on: October 05, 2008, 10:10:59 PM » |
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That's right, Drakey's breakin' out the new topic button.
Okay, so here's a place for silliness of a more specific type.
What we do here is muster up all the innuendo we can. Thinking dirty thoughts? Take 'em here!
Wanna hit on a forumite? Do it here!
Wanna offer me sex?
For the love of God, don't hesistate to do it here!
Please note that, although mainly silly, this thread does take occasional detours into just plain detailed. Even as I write this edit, we are talking about masturbation. In detail.
Read at your own risk.
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« Last Edit: October 14, 2008, 01:35:22 AM by Drakey »
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Torg
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« Reply #1 on: October 05, 2008, 10:13:44 PM » |
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I believe we already have two or three threads that have become devoted to this, most recently the (action thread).
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As the size of an explosion increases, the number of social situations it is incapable of solving approaches zero. The idea of you with a tank brings fear like I've never known.
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Orangey
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« Reply #2 on: October 05, 2008, 10:14:19 PM » |
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Hah, I didn't think you were serious.
I wonder; whose name on the forum makes the best innuendo?
Besides, the action thread will drift away from that soon; it never does any one thing for long.
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"Now prop your lazy bones on those getaway sticks and shake a leg, mister! Everyone get in the flivver or this trip's for biscuits, see?"
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"I'm fed up with this orgasm!"
-Stan, American Dad
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Drakey
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« Reply #3 on: October 05, 2008, 10:15:56 PM » |
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Hah, I didn't think you were serious.
I wonder; whose name on the forum makes the best innuendo?
Besides, the action thread will drift away from that soon; it never does any one thing for long.
Poltaap. I pronounce it pole-tap.... |
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Orangey
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« Reply #4 on: October 05, 2008, 10:21:27 PM » |
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Possibleah.
We need more people with suggestive names.
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"Now prop your lazy bones on those getaway sticks and shake a leg, mister! Everyone get in the flivver or this trip's for biscuits, see?"
-Hysterical Dame, MSPaint Adventures
"I'm fed up with this orgasm!"
-Stan, American Dad
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Drakey
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« Reply #5 on: October 05, 2008, 10:23:37 PM » |
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I could ask Chris to change mine to "Panis Rahl"...
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Orangey
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« Reply #6 on: October 05, 2008, 10:29:18 PM » |
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We are so classy.
Panis, indeed.
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« Last Edit: October 05, 2008, 10:31:02 PM by SleepingOrange »
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"Now prop your lazy bones on those getaway sticks and shake a leg, mister! Everyone get in the flivver or this trip's for biscuits, see?"
-Hysterical Dame, MSPaint Adventures
"I'm fed up with this orgasm!"
-Stan, American Dad
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Drakey
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« Reply #7 on: October 05, 2008, 10:30:27 PM » |
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Nice censortrip.
And Panis is a reference to a fantasy book.
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Orangey
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« Reply #8 on: October 05, 2008, 10:32:05 PM » |
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I always forget about that one.
Anyway, what fantasy book? Is it an erotic fantasy?
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"Now prop your lazy bones on those getaway sticks and shake a leg, mister! Everyone get in the flivver or this trip's for biscuits, see?"
-Hysterical Dame, MSPaint Adventures
"I'm fed up with this orgasm!"
-Stan, American Dad
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Drakey
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« Reply #9 on: October 05, 2008, 10:38:49 PM » |
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I always forget about that one.
Anyway, what fantasy book? Is it an erotic fantasy?
It's called the Sword of Truth Series. Terry Goodkind. And no, although it does have a couple of rather... umm... descriptive... bits. |
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Orangey
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« Reply #10 on: October 05, 2008, 10:42:02 PM » |
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I like to go into stores like Fred Meyer's and Wal-Mart, go into the book section, and read the tack romance novels out loud in a really over-dramatic style. It's amusing.
"He burst...
And so did she."
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"Now prop your lazy bones on those getaway sticks and shake a leg, mister! Everyone get in the flivver or this trip's for biscuits, see?"
-Hysterical Dame, MSPaint Adventures
"I'm fed up with this orgasm!"
-Stan, American Dad
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Drakey
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« Reply #11 on: October 05, 2008, 10:43:58 PM » |
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This isn't dirty enough. It's not a can of worms. Somebody bend over.
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SpriteMeister
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« Reply #12 on: October 05, 2008, 10:48:07 PM » |
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I like to go into stores like Fred Meyer's and Wal-Mart, go into the book section, and read the tack romance novels out loud in a really over-dramatic style. It's amusing.
"He burst...
And so did she."
Actually, with Orangey's speech team experience, it's very amusing when he reads passages from romance novels out loud. |
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Weapons: Meister Sword, 2 attack fans
Housing/furnishings: Mana Tree
Pets/lackeys: wolf (Link), baby Yoshi
Bottles: 1 Blue fire, 1 Poltaap, 1 fairy, 1 chocolate milkshake, 2 empty
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Drakey
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« Reply #13 on: October 05, 2008, 10:49:10 PM » |
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As it has been revealed in the picture thread that Spritey and Orangey are both cats, I shall now proceed to pet them.
Read into this what you will.
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Orangey
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« Reply #14 on: October 05, 2008, 10:52:35 PM » |
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I'm proceeding to read it in the most erotic way possible.
Wait, does that make us furries?
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"Now prop your lazy bones on those getaway sticks and shake a leg, mister! Everyone get in the flivver or this trip's for biscuits, see?"
-Hysterical Dame, MSPaint Adventures
"I'm fed up with this orgasm!"
-Stan, American Dad
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Drakey
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« Reply #15 on: October 05, 2008, 10:53:35 PM » |
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I'm proceeding to read it in the most erotic way possible.
Wait, does that make us furries?
It makes you anything you want to be, darlin'. |
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SpriteMeister
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« Reply #16 on: October 05, 2008, 10:55:06 PM » |
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I want to be petted by a girl.
Sorry, Drake.
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Housing/furnishings: Mana Tree
Pets/lackeys: wolf (Link), baby Yoshi
Bottles: 1 Blue fire, 1 Poltaap, 1 fairy, 1 chocolate milkshake, 2 empty
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Orangey
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« Reply #17 on: October 05, 2008, 10:56:18 PM » |
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It makes you anything you want to be, darlin'.
Not furries then. I'm not a mindless furry-hater, like a lot of people, but yiffing definitely doesn't do it for me. on that note, remember I told that anecdote about my search for Star Wolf? The one that led to MP saying Gay Porn Star like fifty times? Yeah, I ended up with a lot more anthro in my face than I needed. |
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"Now prop your lazy bones on those getaway sticks and shake a leg, mister! Everyone get in the flivver or this trip's for biscuits, see?"
-Hysterical Dame, MSPaint Adventures
"I'm fed up with this orgasm!"
-Stan, American Dad
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Drakey
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« Reply #18 on: October 05, 2008, 10:58:59 PM » |
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Not furries then. I'm not a mindless furry-hater, like a lot of people, but yiffing definitely doesn't do it for me.
on that note, remember I told that anecdote about my search for Star Wolf? The one that led to MP saying Gay Porn Star like fifty times? Yeah, I ended up with a lot more anthro in my face than I needed.
Quick. Google "weird butt"! |
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Orangey
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« Reply #19 on: October 05, 2008, 11:00:41 PM » |
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Hey, let's not!
I'm too busy googling Rule 34.
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"Now prop your lazy bones on those getaway sticks and shake a leg, mister! Everyone get in the flivver or this trip's for biscuits, see?"
-Hysterical Dame, MSPaint Adventures
"I'm fed up with this orgasm!"
-Stan, American Dad
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Drakey
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« Reply #20 on: October 05, 2008, 11:03:36 PM » |
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Found any Chuck Norris/Mr. Rogers/Captain Kirk/Jesus slash fiction yet?
Was that thunder?
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SpriteMeister
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« Reply #21 on: October 05, 2008, 11:05:19 PM » |
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Well, if you can't find any, you know what that means...
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Pets/lackeys: wolf (Link), baby Yoshi
Bottles: 1 Blue fire, 1 Poltaap, 1 fairy, 1 chocolate milkshake, 2 empty
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Orangey
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« Reply #22 on: October 05, 2008, 11:09:06 PM » |
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Ooh, dibs on playing Chuck Norris!
With most men, one of their testicles is larger than the other; with Chuck Norris, both of his testicles are larger than the other.
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"Now prop your lazy bones on those getaway sticks and shake a leg, mister! Everyone get in the flivver or this trip's for biscuits, see?"
-Hysterical Dame, MSPaint Adventures
"I'm fed up with this orgasm!"
-Stan, American Dad
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SpriteMeister
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« Reply #23 on: October 05, 2008, 11:10:36 PM » |
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Which implies that each is smaller than the other, too. Sacrilege!
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ShyMeister's BPStore resources:
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Weapons: Meister Sword, 2 attack fans
Housing/furnishings: Mana Tree
Pets/lackeys: wolf (Link), baby Yoshi
Bottles: 1 Blue fire, 1 Poltaap, 1 fairy, 1 chocolate milkshake, 2 empty
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Drakey
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« Reply #24 on: October 05, 2008, 11:11:02 PM » |
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And then there's Hitler. He had just one big ball. Pretty soon, you'll be beating guys off with both hands!
Go nuts. |
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Orangey
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« Reply #25 on: October 05, 2008, 11:11:47 PM » |
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I wonder... is that one guy with each hand, or one big guy with both?
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"Now prop your lazy bones on those getaway sticks and shake a leg, mister! Everyone get in the flivver or this trip's for biscuits, see?"
-Hysterical Dame, MSPaint Adventures
"I'm fed up with this orgasm!"
-Stan, American Dad
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SpriteMeister
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« Reply #26 on: October 05, 2008, 11:13:19 PM » |
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Yes.
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Masks: Biff mask, Shadow Beast mask, Shield mask, Poltaap mask
Weapons: Meister Sword, 2 attack fans
Housing/furnishings: Mana Tree
Pets/lackeys: wolf (Link), baby Yoshi
Bottles: 1 Blue fire, 1 Poltaap, 1 fairy, 1 chocolate milkshake, 2 empty
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the Scarf
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« Reply #27 on: October 05, 2008, 11:19:12 PM » |
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Agreed.
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The sky and air are full of cancer and the ground is full of poison. Only the internet understands. |
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SpriteMeister
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« Reply #28 on: October 05, 2008, 11:21:04 PM » |
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Score!
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ShyMeister's BPStore resources:
Masks: Biff mask, Shadow Beast mask, Shield mask, Poltaap mask
Weapons: Meister Sword, 2 attack fans
Housing/furnishings: Mana Tree
Pets/lackeys: wolf (Link), baby Yoshi
Bottles: 1 Blue fire, 1 Poltaap, 1 fairy, 1 chocolate milkshake, 2 empty
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Orangey
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« Reply #29 on: October 05, 2008, 11:26:44 PM » |
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I just watched an octopus kill and eat a shark.
It was awesome.
And, frighteningly, erotic...
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"Now prop your lazy bones on those getaway sticks and shake a leg, mister! Everyone get in the flivver or this trip's for biscuits, see?"
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"I'm fed up with this orgasm!"
-Stan, American Dad
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