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« Reply #2730 on: May 19, 2010, 12:13:52 PM » |
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yes, I think I shall send ziggy a picture of my massive, throbbing, beating
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How would you get a picture to send to her? I have yet to find anything more important than bonertalk.
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« Reply #2731 on: May 19, 2010, 12:46:42 PM » |
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How would you get a picture to send to her?
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« Reply #2732 on: May 19, 2010, 05:50:16 PM » |
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How would you get a picture to send to her? Sorry, euphemism for my penis. Buuuut I'd rather not go to jail so I guess I won't. |
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« Reply #2733 on: May 19, 2010, 09:55:21 PM » |
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She is underage.
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« Reply #2734 on: May 19, 2010, 10:05:24 PM » |
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« Reply #2735 on: May 19, 2010, 10:44:42 PM » |
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Oh yeah, baby. Statutory grape gets me so hot.
Y'know they still call it that 'cause you can't legally consent if you're under sixteen/eighteen, even if both parties are underage and willing? slurps.
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« Reply #2736 on: May 19, 2010, 11:04:23 PM » |
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Yeah, Meister, that law is called 'Age as a defense in certain cases' It's not a catch all 'well the age was this way so it's fine.'
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« Reply #2737 on: May 22, 2010, 12:28:01 AM » |
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I think that this thread needs more pictures of penises.
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We're talking about CROTCH BEARDS.
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« Reply #2738 on: May 22, 2010, 03:51:45 AM » |
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As do I. ...  |
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
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« Reply #2739 on: May 22, 2010, 05:31:26 AM » |
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Sir Pie speaks naught but the truth.
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« Reply #2740 on: May 22, 2010, 11:57:49 AM » |
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This is a Brit joke isn't it.  Anyway, getting your labia pierced, ladies. Would you do it? I probably would. Favorite euphemisms for labia, gentlemen? I can never look at a taco the same way after the internet. |
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« Reply #2741 on: May 22, 2010, 12:49:53 PM » |
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Beef curtains.
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« Reply #2742 on: May 22, 2010, 12:55:06 PM » |
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Axe wound.
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« Reply #2743 on: May 22, 2010, 01:09:29 PM » |
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pussy!
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« Reply #2744 on: May 22, 2010, 07:41:17 PM » |
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This is a Brit joke isn't it. Anyway, getting your labia pierced, ladies. Would you do it? I probably would. Favorite euphemisms for labia, gentlemen? I can never look at a taco the same way after the internet. Gah, no. I would NOT get my genitalia pierced. How is piercing a part of you that stays dark and damp most of the time be a good idea? Unless you were a nudist, I'd avoid it. Same with dudes. |
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« Reply #2745 on: May 22, 2010, 08:22:05 PM » |
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I'm with Scarfy on this one. As much of a masochist as I am, I really don't think I could do that. I've seem clit piercings, and that is simultaneously fascinating and terrifying. I wouldn't do that either, but I at least can see a little appeal to it.
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« Reply #2746 on: May 22, 2010, 08:30:54 PM » |
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Clit piercings seem even WORSE. Not only do you get the same grossness as with labia piercings, but you block off a bunch of supersensitive nerve endings that I'd rather have when doing sexythings. Maybe some gals with those crazy megaclits could get away with it, but other than that....
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« Reply #2747 on: May 23, 2010, 04:32:31 AM » |
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This is a Brit joke isn't it. It's not a joke. That guy is a penis. |
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« Reply #2748 on: May 23, 2010, 11:33:09 AM » |
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Clit piercings seem even WORSE. Not only do you get the same grossness as with labia piercings, but you block off a bunch of supersensitive nerve endings that I'd rather have when doing sexythings. Maybe some gals with those crazy megaclits could get away with it, but other than that....
Oh ugh I would never do that. Also, Pieman:  Yes, it's true... this man has no dick. |
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« Reply #2749 on: May 25, 2010, 10:55:55 AM » |
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Messy cleft palette
Dirty old moose hoof
fuzzy mimosa
snacketerium!
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« Reply #2750 on: May 25, 2010, 11:17:42 AM » |
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OK then, are you sure about that now?
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« Reply #2751 on: May 25, 2010, 04:58:27 PM » |
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I'd link the video but it's been taken down(not for being nsfw, mind you, but because it was a comical bashing dubbed over a washed-up soap opera actress's home videos and she got suehappy about it). Best vagina innuendos I've ever heard.
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« Reply #2752 on: May 26, 2010, 11:11:13 PM » |
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Vaginas: Pretty cool, no good names
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« Reply #2753 on: May 26, 2010, 11:15:35 PM » |
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Yeah, when "pussy" is the best one, there's an issue. But women have always got on the short end of the stick. (Pun intended)
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« Reply #2754 on: May 26, 2010, 11:18:01 PM » |
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Also it bothers me when people think female ejaculation is 'gross'. Somehow they manage to find it awesome when they squirt substances all over the place but if chicks do it it's suddenly nasty?
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« Reply #2755 on: May 26, 2010, 11:23:02 PM » |
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I have noticed that. A man cumming on a woman is almost common practice, but a woman ejaculating is almost fetish territory, despite the fact that it is inherently sexual.  |
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« Reply #2756 on: May 27, 2010, 06:37:16 AM » |
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australia have banned female ejaculation(and small boobs, but we talked about that before) because “the depictions are a form of urination which is banned under the label of ‘golden showers’ in the Classification Guidelines”. thats all I got to say on the subject.
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« Reply #2757 on: May 27, 2010, 10:00:04 AM » |
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I think that granny that punched the shark needs to go and punch their lawmakers.
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« Reply #2758 on: May 27, 2010, 10:45:58 AM » |
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And then ejaculate on them.
Perhaps film that part.
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« Reply #2759 on: May 27, 2010, 03:00:56 PM » |
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But...is male ejaculation banned as well? Because it's the same thing.
Actually, it should be the other way around. Male ejaculation comes from the urethra, which is the same tract as urine. Female ejaculation does not look like it does. I don't actually know where it is from though.
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