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« Reply #2760 on: May 27, 2010, 04:04:19 PM » |
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nope, male is not banned. and I guess small-boobed men is not banned as well.
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« Reply #2761 on: May 27, 2010, 04:42:30 PM » |
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Are large-boobed men?
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« Reply #2762 on: May 27, 2010, 05:14:26 PM » |
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Hope not. Makes me wet.
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« Reply #2763 on: May 27, 2010, 05:50:40 PM » |
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Mmm, masculine lactation.
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« Reply #2764 on: May 27, 2010, 11:54:13 PM » |
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But...is male ejaculation banned as well? Because it's the same thing.
Actually, it should be the other way around. Male ejaculation comes from the urethra, which is the same tract as urine. Female ejaculation does not look like it does. I don't actually know where it is from though.
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« Reply #2765 on: May 29, 2010, 09:27:45 PM » |
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I always that was what discharge was for, it makes sense.
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« Reply #2766 on: May 29, 2010, 11:08:48 PM » |
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The current thinking is that the ejaculation comes from the Skene's glands, which are between the urethra and the vagina. The fluid is not urine, but natural lubricant.
So, seeing as Female ejaculation comes from a DIFFERENT tract than urination, and male ejaculation comes from the SAME tract as urination, shouldn't MALE ejaculation be banned and female ejaculation encouraged? |
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« Reply #2767 on: May 30, 2010, 04:18:50 AM » |
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But that would be not only slightly more logical, but it would encourage females to like sex and not just "lie back and think of England", pulling a mans god given right to us women as a duck pad!
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« Reply #2768 on: May 31, 2010, 03:26:04 PM » |
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Hah, of course.
Seriously though, has anybody brought that to court?
(Why are golden showers banned anyways?)
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« Reply #2769 on: May 31, 2010, 05:07:39 PM » |
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Because the law-makes didn't have the "to each his own" mentality.
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« Reply #2770 on: May 31, 2010, 09:24:39 PM » |
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Because the government needs to regulate every single thing you do down to what you can watch for porn.  |
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« Reply #2771 on: May 31, 2010, 10:15:47 PM » |
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At least it's not as bad as China. A bunch of people were arrested for Swinging.
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« Reply #2772 on: June 02, 2010, 01:11:18 PM » |
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Wow, that slurps. China, you will never cease to confuse me.
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« Reply #2773 on: June 02, 2010, 06:47:28 PM » |
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PDA is not allowed in any of the schools in my district, including kissing, hugging, hand-holding, and I think spontaneous bursting into love songs. None of these things is allowed between any two people regardless of grade, sex, or orientation. I got yelled at for giving a guy friend a one-armed hug, and my sister was detained once for walking hand-in-hand down the hallway with one of her girlfriends. Apparently, physical attraction is detrimental to learning. Odd how the little things never escape notice, but the people making out in the stairwells are disciplined at all.
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« Reply #2774 on: June 02, 2010, 11:26:09 PM » |
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Odd that most studies say that you need physical contact on a daily bases, but what does science know, right? But kids (and by kids I mean teens) don't have sex! That's just not right, I tell you! Despite the fact that they (as in the teachers and admins) were having sex as teens. A good few of them were teens and tweens in the sixties where free love reigned. God I hate hypocrisy.
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« Reply #2775 on: June 03, 2010, 10:45:56 PM » |
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I would not be able to be myself were I not able to hug all of my friends. Being all physical with people is part of how I am, it doesn't mean I'm gonna have sex with them.
I don't think I would be able to survive at your school, Ziggles...
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« Reply #2776 on: June 03, 2010, 10:55:25 PM » |
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Aww! But I had a secret plan to get you to come so we can make out and freak out all the homophobic people that piss me off so much! NOW what am I gonna do?
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« Reply #2777 on: June 03, 2010, 11:12:21 PM » |
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Oh, well I'm sure I could manage a temporary visit. Just wouldn't wanna go there on a daily basis.
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« Reply #2778 on: June 04, 2010, 01:01:29 AM » |
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Yay sloppy lunchline makeouts!
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« Reply #2779 on: June 04, 2010, 07:42:15 AM » |
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I hug people who aren't really my friends. Mostly to annoy them.
I also have a fangirl who frequently hugs me. Yay free hugs!
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« Reply #2780 on: June 04, 2010, 08:19:00 PM » |
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You have a fangirl? Good on you Pieman!
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« Reply #2781 on: June 05, 2010, 12:19:56 AM » |
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She's even better off of him.  (wait, that's not how the saying goes...) |
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« Reply #2782 on: June 05, 2010, 11:08:29 AM » |
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Jeez, no hugging? I hugged all my friends in high school, and still do! As long as they're not all facehugging with their mouths I don't see a problem.
Hell, I even went to a school that was mostly Mormon and they had no problem with people hugging(or when girls would play with my hair after I got a haircut). They did have a problem with people having sex in the weelchair access ramps, though...
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« Reply #2783 on: June 05, 2010, 12:24:26 PM » |
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Aaaand now I imagine your highschool friends as facehuggers from Alien locked in a 69. Thanks.
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« Reply #2784 on: June 06, 2010, 02:22:53 PM » |
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« Reply #2785 on: June 07, 2010, 01:07:46 AM » |
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Dear Din if I continue reading the comments section of that I'm going to ducking lose it. I'm not even going to point out which ones offend me. I'm just gonna forget about it and move on.
Ugh.
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« Reply #2786 on: June 07, 2010, 10:18:35 AM » |
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Wow, haha, some people have some crazy opinions.
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« Reply #2787 on: June 09, 2010, 11:20:09 AM » |
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I'm on a school computer right now.
Obviously this means I should read this article.
That first comment is nicely thought out and well written. The issue with everyone seems to be the rather large age difference involved (16 and 32? He's old enough to be her Dad.) Most of the comments seem to agree that BDSM in itself is just fine.
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« Reply #2788 on: June 09, 2010, 01:08:39 PM » |
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Guys, guys
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Cocks you guys
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« Reply #2789 on: June 09, 2010, 01:36:07 PM » |
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Well excuuuse us for engaging in semi-serious cockversation dickussion cumments rapelies sexchange of words ah screw it. (16 and 32? He's old enough to be her Dad.)
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