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« Reply #2820 on: June 17, 2010, 03:13:32 PM »

And what's this about girls to a lesser extent? Does oral sex not feel that great to a girl? I'm sure there are PLENTY of girls out there who like receiving but won't return the favor either Wink
HA. You are so wrong. Oral sex is awesome. I am sure there are exceptions, just as I am sure there are a few girls who are in that situation, but it is much, MUCH more rare than guys refusing to go down on girls, and yet expecting girls to go down on them. It's one of the remaining double standards in society.

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I can't remember what I was going to say because my CORSET just came. IT IS SO PRETTY.
I can't get it on by myself though. :C
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« Reply #2821 on: June 17, 2010, 05:37:29 PM »

If later you want any help getting it of...

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« Reply #2822 on: June 17, 2010, 07:07:31 PM »

Silly. She got her mom to help.
Also, how come Victorian fashion seems sexy to so many people? I am not a exception, I am merely exploring my attractions. Perhaps because the prudish-ness of Victorian society increases the 'naughty' factor of Victorian clothing?
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« Reply #2823 on: June 18, 2010, 02:50:24 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euXQbZDwV0w

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« Reply #2824 on: June 18, 2010, 04:13:37 PM »

The autotune wasn't very good in my opinion.
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« Reply #2825 on: June 18, 2010, 07:49:26 PM »

This is all I have to say:
 Shocked Huh  Roll Eyes Cheesy
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« Reply #2826 on: June 19, 2010, 09:52:16 PM »

Very occasionally when I sneeze, I get cramp it the region between my genitalia and butt.
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« Reply #2827 on: June 20, 2010, 07:06:17 AM »

Ouch. Do you try and massage that cramp away? Wink
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« Reply #2828 on: June 20, 2010, 07:47:17 AM »

It's not quite as painful as usual cramp, and doesn't last very long.
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« Reply #2829 on: June 22, 2010, 11:20:51 AM »

It's probably because that muscle tenses when you sneeze, then has trouble relaxing again. It does sound painful though.
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« Reply #2830 on: June 22, 2010, 11:22:53 AM »

It's not too painful.
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« Reply #2831 on: June 23, 2010, 03:59:47 PM »

THE CORSET FITS GUYS. It is awesome. :D
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« Reply #2832 on: June 23, 2010, 04:01:48 PM »

It is also going to have pics of it appearing on here, right?
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« Reply #2833 on: June 23, 2010, 04:19:10 PM »

Perhaps with the corset being the only item of clothing featured in such pictures, being worn at the same time?

I too would like to see said corset.
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« Reply #2834 on: June 24, 2010, 05:43:04 PM »

Why didn't you bring it to the werewolf party???
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« Reply #2835 on: June 25, 2010, 07:33:23 AM »

Because then nobody would be able to concentrate on the game.
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« Reply #2836 on: June 25, 2010, 08:51:14 AM »

And werewolves don't wear corsets.
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« Reply #2837 on: June 25, 2010, 11:16:27 AM »

Says who? I would totally wear a corset as a werewolf. (hey, I think I got the "weres/wears" right! <) )
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« Reply #2838 on: June 25, 2010, 11:41:42 AM »

It'd probably be a bit awkward in wolf form.
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« Reply #2839 on: June 25, 2010, 04:05:45 PM »

Depends on which werewolf you turn into. In some mythologies, female werewolves got boobs. In others, they look like actual wolves.
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« Reply #2840 on: June 25, 2010, 04:40:46 PM »

Wolves got boobies, their just very small unless the wolf is nursing or pregnent. *thinks: "or may become pregnent"*
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« Reply #2841 on: June 26, 2010, 12:38:48 AM »

Corsets don't go well with thick, full-body hair and possibly variable stature. Any corset able to accommodate the wolf form would be several sizes larger than the human form and so could be used to identify the werewolf.
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« Reply #2842 on: June 26, 2010, 04:47:31 AM »

Corsets don't go well with thick, full-body hair
Well, that's scuppered my plans for a sexy night out.
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« Reply #2843 on: June 26, 2010, 08:32:20 AM »

Thank God.
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« Reply #2844 on: June 26, 2010, 11:40:21 AM »

Haha!
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« Reply #2845 on: June 29, 2010, 10:34:25 PM »

Two words: Aspect Corset.
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« Reply #2846 on: June 30, 2010, 04:52:58 PM »

That still doesn't address the hair.
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« Reply #2847 on: June 30, 2010, 08:29:34 PM »

Nair?
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« Reply #2848 on: July 07, 2010, 05:46:22 PM »

Haha...I didn't remember to bring it, but it probably would have gotten dirty out in the park anyways. Some other time, guys.
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« Reply #2849 on: July 08, 2010, 12:00:10 AM »

Nair?
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