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« Reply #2850 on: July 08, 2010, 06:34:42 PM » |
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I know, believe me. Also it smells terrible.
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« Reply #2851 on: July 09, 2010, 11:00:32 PM » |
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True dat. In all honestly, waxing and shaving are far superior.
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« Reply #2852 on: July 13, 2010, 12:30:18 PM » |
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OKAY GUYS (Actually gals, but whatever)
What is the purpose of the hymen? It just hurts a shitload the first time you have sex and that's ALL it does? WHY?
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« Reply #2853 on: July 13, 2010, 02:15:23 PM » |
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It stops your uterus from falling out.
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« Reply #2854 on: July 13, 2010, 02:37:10 PM » |
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LIES.
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« Reply #2855 on: July 13, 2010, 09:57:23 PM » |
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The Wikipedia article is not only uninformative upon the subject, but also rather gross.  The world may never know! |
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« Reply #2856 on: July 13, 2010, 10:38:49 PM » |
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I am not savvy to this knowledge either... Mom? To help ward off infection in very young woman.
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« Reply #2857 on: July 13, 2010, 11:23:21 PM » |
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On some website it said it was leftovers from the embryonic stage, where it was there to keep stuff from getting infection.
So yeah, your mom is basically right.
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« Reply #2858 on: July 14, 2010, 10:32:10 PM » |
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Yeah? Well, your mom is basically right. Oh snap.  |
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« Reply #2859 on: July 15, 2010, 02:31:59 PM » |
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I did not ask my mothers opinion on the subject.
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« Reply #2860 on: August 24, 2010, 09:01:20 PM » |
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Indeed, that would be your mother you are referring to, there Sprity.
Two and a half weeks, and I can have sex again! So much yes.
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« Reply #2861 on: August 24, 2010, 09:25:36 PM » |
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Why can't you have sex presently?
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« Reply #2862 on: August 25, 2010, 09:55:36 PM » |
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'Cause she's got no one to have it with, sillybutt.
Also: page 96. *Halfheartedly waggles eyebrows*
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« Reply #2863 on: August 25, 2010, 10:17:57 PM » |
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Also: page 96. *Halfheartedly waggles eyebrows*
Didn't we already go through this once before Chris changed the number of posts per page? |
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As the size of an explosion increases, the number of social situations it is incapable of solving approaches zero. The idea of you with a tank brings fear like I've never known.
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« Reply #2864 on: August 26, 2010, 07:38:07 PM » |
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Search me! But be gentle, please.
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« Reply #2865 on: September 04, 2010, 11:39:21 PM » |
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So....new subject?
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« Reply #2866 on: September 05, 2010, 01:19:41 AM » |
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Have we done anal stimulation? Um, we've done a lot of BDSM talk, haven't we...
You know what? Boobs. I have them, they are awesome. Likewise, butts. They are pleasing to look at as well.
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« Reply #2867 on: September 05, 2010, 06:13:22 AM » |
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I disagree. I do not really find butts visually or sexually appealing. Boobs I do, but butts, no.
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« Reply #2868 on: September 05, 2010, 09:47:22 AM » |
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I don't know. I notice them sometimes, there are a lot of girls at my school who have cute butts. They dress to play up that feature so it seems only charitable to oblige them by noticing.
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« Reply #2869 on: September 05, 2010, 10:33:03 AM » |
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Butts are a bit hit & miss for me. Boobs are a surefire win unless it look like you've just taped tennis balls/footballs (soccer)/basketballs/beach balls/pluto to your chest, then it just looks unnatural and somewhat creepy.
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« Reply #2870 on: September 05, 2010, 10:48:14 AM » |
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That is true.
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« Reply #2871 on: September 05, 2010, 11:40:02 PM » |
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Haha! My sister, father and I were at the market right, and a cute college girl with a lot of cleavage showing walked past and smiled at my sister and father. Apparently my father smiled back while making a mental note of 'Impressive', while my sister said rather loudly, 'I didn't want to see that much cleavage'! This is ironic because my sister wears a lot of tank tops that tend to give anyone taller than her a magnificent view(although it doesn't happen much because she's almost six feet). I think my sister just felt that she was more suited to pull off the 'look' than the college girl.
So, in a roundabout way, modesty. I think how big of a rack you have makes a difference about how trashy you can look. If I wear my sister's tops hardly anybody gives me a glance, but if she wears mine everyone's shouting things out their car windows.
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« Reply #2872 on: September 07, 2010, 10:46:19 AM » |
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I like butts.
This is a given, I suppose. Although a nice butt doesn't Make a cute guy, it definitely adds points.
On a RA note: I trimmed my crotch beard for the first time in a while. I had almost forgotten how itchy it gets :[
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« Reply #2873 on: September 07, 2010, 11:25:41 AM » |
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Is that where you've been? Trimming your crotch beard?
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« Reply #2874 on: September 07, 2010, 12:40:50 PM » |
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And it took you two weeks to do it? Crikey Moph, when you said "first time in a while" I never imagined it being a goddamn jungle.
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« Reply #2875 on: September 07, 2010, 03:31:56 PM » |
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Yeah I finally gave up on the machete and started using a fucking chainsaw.
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« Reply #2876 on: September 07, 2010, 04:41:55 PM » |
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What's that, is it like the usual kind?
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« Reply #2877 on: September 07, 2010, 05:59:28 PM » |
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It has dildos instead of chain. I suppose it would be a dildosaw then...
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« Reply #2878 on: September 07, 2010, 06:31:08 PM » |
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That reminds me. One of my friends was doing some work experience sort of thing at a farm, and one of the things he had to do was use a huge anal vibrator on a bull to induce ejaculation.
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« Reply #2879 on: September 07, 2010, 10:20:57 PM » |
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Haha, I bet he didn't enjoy it. Or else it excited him on levels that he doesn't understand but is nonetheless afraid of.
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