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« Reply #2880 on: September 08, 2010, 01:32:03 PM »

The bull, or Pieman's friend? Or both?
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« Reply #2881 on: September 08, 2010, 02:14:49 PM »

Apparently the bull was making really funny noises.
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« Reply #2882 on: September 08, 2010, 02:33:51 PM »

I think I'd be making funny noises too if someone shoved a huge vibrating stick up my butt.
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« Reply #2883 on: September 08, 2010, 04:35:28 PM »

*gay moo*
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« Reply #2884 on: September 08, 2010, 06:55:23 PM »

*....heterosexual moo?*
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« Reply #2885 on: September 08, 2010, 08:09:58 PM »

*asexual moo*
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« Reply #2886 on: September 08, 2010, 08:12:19 PM »

*Hermaphroditic Moo*
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« Reply #2887 on: September 08, 2010, 08:29:33 PM »

*bicurious moo*
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« Reply #2888 on: September 08, 2010, 08:38:44 PM »

*Dontgonearthe Moo*
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« Reply #2889 on: September 08, 2010, 09:32:21 PM »

*You'veawokentheOo Moo*
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« Reply #2890 on: September 09, 2010, 04:32:24 PM »

*fires remoover gun*
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« Reply #2891 on: September 09, 2010, 05:41:52 PM »

Is there a single topic on here which hasn't, at some point, turned into first word?
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« Reply #2892 on: September 09, 2010, 09:35:02 PM »

Penis
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« Reply #2893 on: September 10, 2010, 12:21:12 AM »

Just watched Monty Python's The Meaning of Life. Got a lot of female nudity, but doesn't bother with any male genitalia. Seems like this is because in some way women are still objects, so it's okay to show a lot of boob, which is all right because every one likes those, but it seemed to me(although there were two songs in that movie, one heavily choreographed, about penis) that it was rather underrated in the film.
I get less fascinated by boobs because I have them, so when I see other peoples' it's like okay, sure. But when I saw The Watchmen finally every time Dr. Manhattan appeared everyone in the room either said 'penis' or had their eye drawn to said penis, even the dudes. It was a novelty, even. 'Cause isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
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« Reply #2894 on: September 10, 2010, 05:38:11 AM »

It's probably because the male genitalia is more comparable to the female's lower genitals than the boobs. Boobs were (and still are to some extent) much less of a taboo subject than the reproductive organs, meaning that Universal probably wouldn't have been willing to release it.
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« Reply #2895 on: September 10, 2010, 01:51:33 PM »

That makes sense, I suppose. That was a very funny movie, completely regardless of any taboo subjects or 'British sensibilities'. It surprised me with its content to some extent, but it was a pleasant supplies. Now to go watch all the other Monty Python films...
"You fucking Englishmen. You're always so pompous, none of you have got any balls." If Death said that to you, you would be feeling pretty down on yourself.
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« Reply #2896 on: September 10, 2010, 03:44:52 PM »

Is that the first time you've seen it? And have you seen the others before?
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« Reply #2897 on: September 10, 2010, 04:42:29 PM »

I've seen most of Flying Circus, as well as And Now For Something Completely Different, but I'd never seen the Meaning of Life. I haven't watched The Holy Grail yet, I suppose I could download it someplace but I'm lazy. Maybe they have it on Netflix.
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« Reply #2898 on: September 10, 2010, 06:31:00 PM »

What about The Life of Brian? It was banned in about 10 countries for extreme blasphemy, along with various regions of Britland & Ham Sandwich.
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« Reply #2899 on: September 15, 2010, 10:56:21 AM »

My favorite part in the meaning of life is the part at the beginning, with the old guys and the young guys in the sailing buildings.
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« Reply #2900 on: September 15, 2010, 12:45:16 PM »

The accountancy shanty sketch?
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« Reply #2901 on: September 15, 2010, 08:27:09 PM »

Haha yes, 'We apologized for this unprecedented attack by the supporting feature."
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« Reply #2902 on: September 25, 2010, 11:23:32 AM »

Guys, my boyfriend went off to college.
This is really sucky for many reasons, one of which is the fact that I won't be getting cuddles or sexing at all until he comes back.
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« Reply #2903 on: October 03, 2010, 10:26:20 AM »

I haven't watched The Holy Grail yet,
THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE.

I won't be getting cuddles or sexing at all until he comes back.
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« Reply #2904 on: October 03, 2010, 11:43:48 AM »

Well, this IS the can of worms thread.
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« Reply #2905 on: October 04, 2010, 02:30:13 AM »

Is there a single topic on here which hasn't, at some point, turned into first word?

No, it's the first word thread!


But really. God I know the feeling. Pel and I where apart for so long, and now that we are back together, Pel feels like that all I want from him. Which is a little true, but not getting any for a year, waiting at home for him to come and sweep me off my feet and take me off to an unknown land? Not very cool. I'm a sex addict, like clinically, and I went cold turkey for a year because I love him. Sorry if I want to binge now that I can.

As for the you not getting any, he should know better then to let a hot thing like you out to dry. (wiggle eyebrows) Because, seriously, I'd hit that. I'd hit that all night long, you sexy girl. (sorry, did I mention my sleep schedule is all out of wack?)
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« Reply #2906 on: October 05, 2010, 08:29:47 PM »

See, the problem with this is that now you're gone too. :C
I'll just have to have a Threesome with Drakey and Orangey or something.
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« Reply #2907 on: October 05, 2010, 08:59:20 PM »

I'd say pics or it didn't happen but I'm okay, really.
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« Reply #2908 on: October 05, 2010, 11:49:49 PM »

I'm too lazy to think of a good word to put here., I don't think they're interested in threesomness anyways. Oh well.
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« Reply #2909 on: October 06, 2010, 10:30:15 AM »

I'd go for those pix.  Grin

Scarfy: what about hot threeway with a pair of newly-weds? *wiggles eyebrows* (but in all seriousness, that would be hot)
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