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« Reply #30 on: October 05, 2008, 11:28:34 PM » |
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There are a lot of things that are erotic that shouldn't be...
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« Reply #31 on: October 05, 2008, 11:30:09 PM » |
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I must see the erotic octokiller...
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« Reply #32 on: October 05, 2008, 11:32:01 PM » |
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Here is one place it can be found.
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« Reply #33 on: October 05, 2008, 11:35:42 PM » |
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Oh my god. That is bloody fucking awesome!
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« Reply #34 on: October 05, 2008, 11:36:38 PM » |
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Octopuses....
They kinda rock.
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« Reply #35 on: October 05, 2008, 11:39:55 PM » |
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I...
I wanna do that octopus.
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« Reply #36 on: October 05, 2008, 11:42:08 PM » |
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...you do realize that in doing so, you would end up with nothing but a bloody stump for a penis, and many painful circles around your body where the suckers latched on.
Sorta like Teeth, only with tentacles.
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« Reply #37 on: October 05, 2008, 11:43:26 PM » |
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Sorta like Teeth, only with tentacles.
Believe it or not, the mouth is considered an acceptable substitute to the vagina. |
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« Reply #38 on: October 05, 2008, 11:45:22 PM » |
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Believe it or not, the mouth is considered an acceptable substitute to the vagina.
The beak, not so much. |
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« Reply #39 on: October 05, 2008, 11:46:29 PM » |
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Obviously; it would also entail drowning, likely. That doesn't mean I can't fantasize! In all seriousness, there was nothing erotic about the octopus. I just wanted to se where that comment would lead us. And apparently, it ended with me with a stump-penis. Dang. Believe it or not, the mouth is considered an acceptable substitute to the vagina.
I certainly believe it; however, the teeth are generally kept as out-of-the-picture as possible. At least, at first... |
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« Reply #40 on: October 05, 2008, 11:47:24 PM » |
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The beak, not so much.
Exactly. Also, when I said 'Teeth' I didn't mean in the mouth, I meant as in ' the movie, Teeth' |
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« Reply #41 on: October 05, 2008, 11:47:40 PM » |
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Obviously; it would also entail drowning, likely. That doesn't mean I can't fantasize!
In all seriousness, there was nothing erotic about the octopus. I just wanted to se where that comment would lead us. And apparently, it ended with me with a stump-penis. Dang.
I certainly believe it; however, the teeth are generally kept as out-of-the-picture as possible.
At least, at first...
And then there's the fact that an octopus has a beak and a rasper rather than lips and a tongue.... |
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« Reply #42 on: October 05, 2008, 11:49:28 PM » |
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And then there's the fact that an octopus has a beak and a rasper rather than lips and a tongue....
And those are the good parts! |
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« Reply #43 on: October 05, 2008, 11:50:50 PM » |
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the teeth are generally kept as out-of-the-picture as possible.
At least, at first...
And those are the good parts!
Oooh, kinky... And then there's the fact that an octopus has a beak and a rasper rather than lips and a tongue....
Yeah, I'm a girl and that still sounds painful... |
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« Reply #44 on: October 05, 2008, 11:52:28 PM » |
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Actually, considering the clitoris is generally considered more sensitive than the penis, oral sex with an octopus would probably be worse for you than for us.
Except for the part where we bleed to death; you've got the edge there.
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« Reply #45 on: October 05, 2008, 11:53:03 PM » |
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Yeah, I'm a girl and that still sounds painful...
Thank you! Now, the tentacles could be fun if they were in the right places... |
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« Reply #46 on: October 05, 2008, 11:55:16 PM » |
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Yeah, bleeding to death is bad...And how do you explain THAT one at the hospital? "I was trying to have sex with an octopus, and it bit my penis off!" Now, the tentacles could be fun if they were in the right places...
Hence, henti. |
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« Reply #47 on: October 05, 2008, 11:57:11 PM » |
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Hence, henti.
I suppose avoiding that was too much to ask once we got to the octopus. Feel free to sigquote that, I know somebody's gonna want to. |
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« Reply #48 on: October 05, 2008, 11:57:25 PM » |
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Yeah, bleeding to death is bad...And how do you explain THAT one at the hospital?
"I was trying to have sex with an octopus, and it bit my penis off!"
I would pay to see that. |
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« Reply #49 on: October 05, 2008, 11:58:06 PM » |
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Pay to see it bite a penis off, or see someone explaining that?
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« Reply #50 on: October 05, 2008, 11:58:46 PM » |
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I suppose avoiding that was too much to ask once we got to the octopus.
Feel free to sigquote that, I know somebody's gonna want to.
We should have a 'best of' thread where everyone posts the most awesome quotes and moments from this forum... |
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« Reply #51 on: October 06, 2008, 12:00:57 AM » |
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Why would we want an entire thread of things I said to Orangey-poo whilst flirting with him?
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« Reply #52 on: October 06, 2008, 12:02:28 AM » |
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Because I'm sure there would be some other awesome things on there as well...for instance, Oranges quote that is now Poltaaps sig.
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« Reply #53 on: October 06, 2008, 12:02:58 AM » |
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Why would we want an entire thread of things I said to Orangey-poo whilst flirting with him?
Well SOMEone's got a big head. As well as a big glans. |
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« Reply #54 on: October 06, 2008, 12:03:31 AM » |
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Why would we want an entire thread of things I said to Orangey-poo whilst flirting with him?
Silf's comment about expecting Chris to be a typing moose would definitely be in there. |
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« Reply #55 on: October 06, 2008, 12:03:56 AM » |
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Well SOMEone's got a big head.
As well as a big glans.
And a great big shaft, too? |
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« Reply #56 on: October 06, 2008, 12:04:13 AM » |
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Oh, are we talking about me now?
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« Reply #57 on: October 06, 2008, 12:06:00 AM » |
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Nope. I thought we were refering to Ymir the Frost Giant.
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« Reply #58 on: October 06, 2008, 12:08:06 AM » |
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Seems like a frost creature (giant or otherwise) would have serious problems fitting the criteria you mentioned.
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« Reply #59 on: October 06, 2008, 12:09:45 AM » |
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Seems like a frost creature (giant or otherwise) would have serious problems fitting the criteria you mentioned.
Oh hush up. It's Norse mythology. Everyone had either stonking great tits, a huge weeblydoo, or both. |
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