A Whole New Can of Worms (Warning: read first post first.)

[Poltaap]

It is weird that the person didn't mention that people put Subdermal implants on their Jhon Tomas.

[Silfedac]

A friend of mine knows someone with gauges big enough to fit a soda can through.

[Ziggy Stardust]

Hmm, the largest gauges I've ever seen anyone in real life wear are 1 3/4 inches.

[Mophtran]

Gauges creep me the -QUACK- out.

Total turn off, tbh.

[Torg]

Whenever I see a guage, I have to fight the urge to stick my finger through it and pull. One day I will lose that fight.

[Mophtran]

And then you'll be smacked in the face with the odor of rotting skin.

No, seriously.

[Ziggy Stardust]

I kind of like them. Maybe I will get one of my ears gauged someday.
Tattoos are acceptable to society now, as are piercings, but what about just straight-up slicing your skin? Sometimes I got a shard of glass, or a knife, or something in my my hand and I start pricking myself hard and making patterns with dots of blood. It's just another way to pass the time, and then it's healed up again like a minute later.

[Torg]

I can see full-blown scars becoming something like tattoos eventually.

[the Scarf]

Actually, that's what they used to do. Some tribes n' stuff would slice skin open, pour ink in, and then let it heal up. Hey presto, TATTOO!
That was a very crude method, of course.

[Silfedac]

Or even without ink. Some of them just carved their faces into interesting patterns.

[Ziggy Stardust]

Well naturally, would you like a boring pattern carved into your face?

[Torg]

I'd like the quadratic equation carved into my face, if that counts.

[Pieman]

if that counts.

No, it calculates.

[juneloveslotr]

I would think a quadratic function would be rather boring to carve into one's face. I would think you would at least want like a sine function, but to each their own.

BTW: Sex guru is back!

[Torg]

No, not a function. I mean the actual quadratic equation.

[juneloveslotr]

But that not a curve! 

[Torg]

It is the formula used to find the roots of curves.

[juneloveslotr]

I am well aware of that.

[Torg]

So what is the source of your confusion?

[SpriteMeister]

If I'm not mistaken, she imagined you with a quadratic function on your forehead when you first said quadratic formula, and found the idea boring. When you corrected her, she mis-remembered your original post to say "curve" rather than "funtction". Hence the confusion.


Memory's a weird thing. You can remember so much and so little at the same time.

[Ziggy Stardust]

For instance, I can remember all the TMNT, and I never watched anything remotely related to the Turtles. And I cannot remember the lead dudes in Boy Meets World! Somebody told me it was Shaun and Cory, this is correct. And Topanga was the chick lead. Yes, this is true.
I wonder what Jimmy Neutron's mom looks like.

[Silfedac]

Alright, does anyone have any advice for trimming hairs? Cause mine are getting kind of long, and then they get tangled, and that is not a fun time for anybody.

[Torg]

I recommend scissors.

[juneloveslotr]

I recommend going to a stylist.  
This is the can of worms thread, that's not the hair you meant!  
Yeah, scissors. But make sure you have the garbage can right under, helps a lot in clean-up. Also a mirror is not as helpful as you might think, you just confuse yourself and that's when bad thinks happen. Just be aware of were the scissors are and cut accordingly. In lieu of that, you could shave, but I'd recommend against that, it's rather irritating when it's growing back in. Nair is a no, and waxing should be left to the professionals.

[Ziggy Stardust]

I use scissors too, once in a while.

[the Scarf]

.....



So many of these comments could be talking about beards. We're talking about CROTCH BEARDS.

WHAT THE HELL.

[Ziggy Stardust]

Pelvic beards as it were!

[Mystery Fish]

The only scissors I have are huge kitchen scissors. The kind my mom uses to cut up chicken.

Can't say I want those down there.

Can you buy special crotch scissors?

[Ziggy Stardust]

Surely if you can buy nose scissors there are pubic scissors available.

[juneloveslotr]

Google says 'no,' but you could use any hair-cutting scissors. I have found that shorter blades are easier to work with, and there's no real need to have the long bladed scissors.