The new-movie thread

[Pixel Pincher]

He has a wife?

Iron Man/Tony Sark has bean married a couple of times but nothing that lasted.

[juneloveslotr]

His wives/girlfriends either dies or leave him because they can't handle it. Or both.

[Lich king]

Wolfman comes out the twelth of Febuarary, YES!

[juneloveslotr]

Zombieland comes out on dvd on the 2nd

[Lich king]

Cool!

[Poltaap]

I miss the good old days when zombies didn't run. I can allso say that I have now seen a better movie with big blue human aliens in it called fantastic planet, witch allso had more interesting aliens and landscape overall then dances with wolfs catpeople.

[Lich king]

EDI TED:Yeah, running Zombies are a complete impossibility, I mean they're Re-animated people, they're not going to be very fast.

[Torg]

Dead people shouldn't be moving at all. As they are moving, death logic is invalid.

[juneloveslotr]

Also, it depends on how long they were dead before they were reanimated. The reason that they can't usually move that well is that the muscles and tendons have started to decay. It would lead me to think that if you reanimated something that just died would have little to no movement restriction. But without higher brain function, moving normally don't help them much.

[Pieman]

Depends if rigor mortis is still happening when they are reanimated.

[SpriteMeister]

Hey, if skeletons can move at all without muscles, then why can't Zombies run? I'm with Torg on this one.

[Pieman]

I reckon that so long as it's after around 72 hours post mortem, they should be able to move fine. It would be rather difficult to move if your muscles prevented your joints from working.

[juneloveslotr]

Hey, if skeletons can move at all without muscles, then why can't Zombies run? I'm with Torg on this one.

Skeletons, I would think, would not be so much of a reanimation but just an animation, like a bone golem.

[Torg]

And what exactly is keeping reanimations from moving fast?

[Ziggy Stardust]

I saw Avatar 3D this weekend. Pretty rad.
Unfortunately, I saw it with part of my Youth group, and this part comprised of all the dudes in the year below me. They were busy ogling blue nekkid people the whole time, didn't notice the plot. I, however, being proficient in multitasking, examined naked chicks and thoroughly enjoyed the storyline at the same time.

[SpriteMeister]

Multitask high-five!

Of course, I'm usually a bad multitasker, but there's always an exception for naked chicks.

[Pieman]

thoroughly enjoyed the storyline at the same time.

Isn't it so original and nothing like Pocahontas?

[Torg]

I was simultaneously distracted by the pretty dragons and floating rocks and enraged with the plot, so I couldn't worry about such mundane things as naked blue people.

[Poltaap]

wow, just like me...except the other way around.sorta.

[Lich king]

The Wolfman was excellant.

[juneloveslotr]

I didn't like the graphic I saw on the trailers. How was the story line? I tend to really like those types of horrors. I think it comes from growing up watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and Angle.

[Pieman]

June's post confused me, because I missed Lich's post.

Also, Joss Whedon Rocks.

Also, that reminded me of a song we sang in juniors, incorrectly titled 'One more angle in heaven', or something like that.

[Ziggy Stardust]

Buffy and Angel are AWESOME. I remember I used to watch Buffy right before I left for school, leaving me freaked-out the rest of the day, especially when they showed the episode where the floaty dudes take everyone's voice. My family members every once in a while still lean in close and intone 'You're gonna die screaming but you won't be heard'.
And that one Angel where everyone is turned into puppets.

[juneloveslotr]

I would watch it right before bed, but I never had any issue with in. Which is funny, because I refuse to watch anything scary but I'm a chicken-shit. I had nightmares after watching too much ghost hunters. 

[Pieman]

I first read that as Ghostbusters.

[Lich king]

I didn't like the graphic I saw on the trailers. How was the story line? I tend to really like those types of horrors. I think it comes from growing up watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and Angle.

It was similar to the original, Larry Talbot returns from America to Blackmoor, England after his brother dies, is bitten by werewolf,etc,etc. There is however a really big twist but I won't say what it is cause I'd hate to ruin the film for you.

[SpriteMeister]

Man, I get so paranoid when talking to people about movies. I mean, even telling someone that there's a twist can ruin the supplies.
Of course, since I don't know the original Wolfman story, I guess that doesn't change anything for me. Plus, I'm the kind of guy who, when he hears about a plot twist, instead of getting excited about it, thinks "I hope they don't jump the shark" or "I hope they put more effort into the rest of the movie than they put into the twist".

Pel used to be really bad about spoilers. He's the kind of person who will use the punchline of a joke when asking if you've heard it before. I don't know if he still does it or not, because I always stop him before he has the chance to ruin it.
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I'm such a nice friend.

[Lich king]

Yes, yes you are.[/iSarcasm]

[Pieman]

[/iSarcasm]

It's the new iPhone app.

[Lich king]

Coming soon, iDontcare