Lyrics Game

[Ziggy Stardust]

What's more, I have it on my computer.

[Silfedac]

Aw, why am I Penny Lane? Why not Sgt. Pepper, or Eleanor Rigby, or Helter Skelter?

[Ziggy Stardust]

I've never heard Helter Skelter. As for Eleanor Rigby, it just doesn't remind me of you. So sad and full of hopelessness. Sgt. Pepper's... that would be a good one, because of the middle bit(We'd like to take you home with us, we'd love to take you home). I picked Penny Lane because I love the same repeated line, 'Very strange', and the tune is so light and it seems to float in the air around you. And I smile whenever I hear it, and all the people described are so eccentric and endearing, and... I don't know. It reminds me of you. :3

[Torg]

Aw, why am I Penny Lane? Why not Sgt. Pepper, or Eleanor Rigby, or Helter Skelter?

Look on the bright side. You could be Maxwell's Silver Hammer.

[Silfedac]

That would be SO COOL.
Also, Helter Skelter.

[Ziggy Stardust]

Pretty rad.

[Silfedac]

Darn straight.

[Ziggy Stardust]

I woke up this morning, and you were gone
I found a note that said, 'So long'
You said this love would last our lives
I hope your face breaks out in hives

I hope you die a painful death
I hope you choke on your next breath
You screwed me up, you done me wrong
I hope you die before too long

I hope you have a heart attack
I hope your breasts get really slack
You were my girl, but now you're not
I hope you die, I hope you rot

I don't want to be your friend
I only want your life to end
You're back in town, someone else's gal
I hope you drown the love canal

I hope you die a painful death
I hope you choke on your next breath
You screwed me up, you done me wrong
I hope you die, before the end of this song
I hope you die
I really, really, really hope you die
Die, die, die, die
...Eat shit and die

I don't know where this is from, it's remembered from when I heard it on the Bob and Tom Show, back when I was a wee lass.

[Silfedac]

Search for the lyrics on The Google.

[Ziggy Stardust]

Rodney Carrington's 'I Hope You Die', apparently. Huh. Well this particular song played a significant part in my early development.

[Poltaap]

Guyz nite-die hard.

Remember when we first met John McClane?
Argyle picked him up from the plane,
And took him down to Nakatomi Tower...
To meet with Holly.

He came to get her back and to be her man,
But Hans and his buddies ducked up the plan,
And that's about when everything went sour
At the Christmas party.

And the terrorists were over-zealous,
But it was sweet when they killed Ellis!
And, with a little help from Allen,
John McClane kicked ass!

We're gonna die, die, die, die hard!
We're gonna die, die, die, die hard!
We're gonna die, die, die, die hard!
We're gonna die, die, die as hard as we can!

No one dies harder than John McClane,
Even when his wife's stuck on a plane
About to crash into the Potomac River...
On the eve of Christmas.

And airport security kicked him out,
But John McClane is just too damn proud,
And nothing could have made him not deliver...
'Cause that's his business!

And with a lot of fights and gunplay
He blew that plane up on the runway.
And, with a little help from Allen,
Holly's plane could land!

We're gonna die, die, die, die hard!
We're gonna die, die, die, die hard!
We're gonna die, die, die, die hard!
We're gonna die, die, die as hard as we can!

Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!

No one dies harder than John McClane,
Saving all the passengers on the train.
But Simon wasn't clear with his intentions:
It was just a distraction!

And there was no way McClane could know
That Hans Gruber was Simon's bro.
And that's what made it "Die Hard: With A Vengeance"
With Samuel Jackson!

And the good cop wouldn't miss this,
Even though it wasn't Christmas.
He didn't get any help from Allen...
But only in part three!

We're gonna die, die, die, die hard!
We're gonna die, die, die, die hard!
We're gonna die, die, die, die hard!
We're gonna die, die, die as hard as we can!

Finally we're back with John McClane
Now we got a choice, and the choice is plain:
We can live free or we can die hard,
As hard as we can.

From taking on a terrorist he's never met,
To taking on an F-35 jet,
With the greatest car explosions by far...
This sure looks sweet, man!

And we know what the basic gist is:
There ain't no Allen, and it's not Christmas.
We don't know but we're pretty sure that
John McClane kicks ass!

We're gonna die, die, die, die hard!
We're gonna die, die, die, die hard!
We're gonna die, die, die, die hard!
We're gonna die, die, die as hard as we can!

[Ziggy Stardust]

Radical!

[Ziggy Stardust]

Have you ever watched the sun go down
And you’re thinkin’ bout the world spinning round
Have you ever been high as duck?
You’re in the bathroom mirror talkin to your self
And your dog’s looking at you like you need help
Have you ever been high as duck?

Then you feel your heart bumping really fast
And you’re convinced that you’re gonna have a heart attack
Have you ever been high as duck?

You close your eyes and you’re on a chicken farm
The only problem is that the chickens have human arms
You say that’s ducked up, why do the chickens have human arms?

You need snacks so you walk to the corner store
But you’re scared because you think that they will know you’re high
So you walk around the block to buy some time

Finally you decide to go in the store
But you’re so high you don’t know why you’re there anymore
So you just buy a pack of gum and get the hell out of there

You’re walking home and your mouth is dry
Should have bought some juice and snacks but you were too high
Thinking ’bout ketchup chips
And for some reason the game Battleship

I started thinking about how fun it was to play games like Battleship when we were a kid
And then how as we get older we forget how to play and just to enjoy ourselves
So you say: guess what I’m gonna make up a game right now
And it involves a baseball bat and a porcupine
And I’m gonna try and kill a porcupine with a baseball bat
But then you don’t know where to find the porcupine
So you go on eBay and do a search but people don’t sell porcupines on the Internet
And you say, “you know what world, you got me cornered again, I’m gonna roll another joint”.

Ever eat a whole bag of crackers
That were so old that they weren’t crispy anymore
Have you ever been high as duck?
-Jon Lajoie, High as duck

[Torg]

Here, Ziggy, now you can post in this thread again.

[Ziggy Stardust]

I love you Torgles!

Is there anybody going to listen to my story
All about the girl who came to stay?
She's the kind you want so much it makes you sorry
Still you don't regret a single day

Ah, girl! *intake*
Girl, girl!

When I think of all the times I tried so hard to leave her
She will turn to me and start to cry
And she promises the Earth to me and I believer her
After all this time, I don't know why

Ah, girl! *intake*
Girl, girl!

She's the kind of girl who puts you down when friends are there,
You feel a fool!
When you say she's looking good, she acts as though it's understood,
She's cruel, ool, oool, ool, ool, ah

Girl! *intake*
Girl, girl!

Girl! *Intake*
Girl, girl!

[Poltaap]

screw you (benny) by Austrian Death Machine
 
Screw you

Screw you

Screw you Benny

(x 4)

I thought you were my friend

And a fugitive just like me

A taxi driving freak

With five kids to feed

Then you betrayed me

Did you do it for money?

Were you consumed with greed?

I thought you were a family man

With four kids to feed

Screw you

Screw you

Screw you Benny

(x 2)

You betrayed me

You betrayed me

Now you're out for blood

To make me your kill

I must put a stop to this

By impaling you with a drill

Screw you

Screw you

Screw you Benny

(x 3)

You betrayed me

You betrayed me

So screw you

Screw you Benny

[Ziggy Stardust]

There's a wrinkle in the water
Where we laid our first daughter
And I think the wind blows so sweetly there
Over there
And the windows and the cinders
And the willows in the timbers
The infernal rattling of the rain
Still remains

"But I" said the bachelor to the bride
"Am not waiting for tonight.
No, I will box your ears
And leave you here stripped bare."

Hear the corncrakes and the deerhooves
And the sleet rain on the slate roof
A medallion locked inside her hand
in her hand
And his fingers are they telling
Of the barren of her belly
And his callouses cure her furrowed brow
Even now

"But I," said the bachelor to the bride
"am not waiting for tonight.
No, I will box your ears
and leave you here stripped bare."

"But I," said the bachelor to the bride
"am not waiting for tonight.
No, I will box your ears
and take your tears
and leave you, leave you here
stripped bare."
-The Decemberists, The Bachelor and the Bride
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6BKYZtlNwA&feature=related
So creepy nurr
And another!

I had entered into a marriage
In the summer of my twenty-first year
And the bells rang for our wedding
Only now do I remember it clear
Alright, alright, alright

No more a rake and no more a bachelor
I was wedded and it whetted my thirst
Until her womb started spilling out babies
Only then did I reckon my curse
Alright, alright, alright
Alright, alright, alright

First came Isaiah with his crinkled little fingers
Then came Charlotte and that wretched girl Dawn
Ugly Myfanwy died on delivery
Mercifully taking her mother along
Alright, alright, alright

What can one do when one is a widower
Shamefully saddled with three little pests?
All that I wanted was the freedom of a new life
So my burden I began to divest
Alright, alright, alright
Alright, alright, alright

Charlotte I buried after feeding her foxglove
Dawn was easy, she was drowned in the bath
Isaiah fought but was easily bested
Burned his body for incurring my wrath
Alright, alright, alright

And that's how I came your humble narrator
To be living so easy and free
Expect that you think that I should be haunted
But it never really bothers me
Alright, alright, alright
Alright, alright, alright
-The Decemberists, The Rake's Song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULSKZ7IP930&feature=related

[Lich king]

Mmmmm
Ohh ohh
Ah yea
Ah ah yea

[Verse 1:]
Somebody told me once that pain is a game we all gotta play.
Then why am I in overtime and sudden death every other day.
I know that for the good of life there's a price we all gotta pay
But I'll pay till I'm poor and I still don't know what it is to have a good day.
Yeaa
Since everybody knows what it is that I need to do.
Well do me a favor, let me worry bout me and you worry bout you.

[Chorus:]
I don't need no one to put me down,
I'm on the ground can't get no lower.
And I don't need no one to hang around an make me frown just makes me look older.
And I don't need no one to black my eye an tell me lies
Don't wanna cry over nobody eles
No no nono I can do bad all by myself

[Verse 2:]
Somebody told me once that runnin from the rain don't make no sense.
I had my own dark cloud for awhile now, it ges where ever I'm goin.
Yeaa
Your tellin me the grass just might be greener on he other side.
But I don't wanna take a chance on dirt when I got grass even tho the grass has died.
Oohh since everybody knows what it is that I need to do,
Well do me a favor, let me worry bout me an you worry bout you

[Chorus]

[Bridge:]
Some feel real bad for me
I didn't ask you for your sympathy
NOOO I know God is watchin over me
So I guess that the good I was suppose to be
Ohh yes

[Chorus to the end]

I can do bad all by Myself

One of the best songs I've ever heard.

[Axe Shredder]

I cannot find the lyrics. But it's win. All poetry should be like this.

[Pieman]

Tim Minchin is fairly awesome.

[Ziggy Stardust]

Ipsum te nosce
Zoe Zoe Zoe
Knives-where-I-sticks-'em
Nosce te ipsum!

[Lich king]

Wanna tell you a story,
About the house-man blues
I come home
one Friday,
Had to tell the landlady I'd-a lost my job
She said that don't confront me,
Long as I get my money next Friday
Now next Friday come I didn't get the rent,
And out the door I went

So I goes to the landlady,
I said, "You let me slide?"
I'll have the rent for you in a month.
Next I don't know
So said let me slide it on you know people,
I notice when I come home in the evening
She ain't got nothing nice to say to me,
But for five year she was so nice
Loh' she was lovy-dovy,
I come home one particular evening
The landlady said, "You got the rent money yet?",
I said, "No, can't find no job"
Therefore I ain't got no money to pay the rent
She said "I don't believe you're tryin' to find no job"
Said "I seen you today you was standin' on a corner,
Leaning up against a post"
I said "But I'm tired, I've been walkin' all day"
She said "That don't confront me,
Long as I get my money next Friday"
Now next Friday come I didn't have the rent,
And out the door I went

So I go down the streets,
Down to my good friend's house
I said "Look man I'm outdoors you know,
Can I stay with you maybe a couple days?"
He said "Let me go and ask my wife"
He come out of the house,
I could see it in his face
I know that was no
He said "I don't know man, ah she kinda funny, you know"
I said "I know, everybody funny, now you funny too"
So I go back home
I tell the landlady I got a job, I'm gonna pay the rent
She said "Yeah?" I said "Oh yeah"
And then she was so nice,
Loh' she was lovy-dovy
So I go in my room, pack up my things and I go,
I slip on out the back door and down the streets I go
She a-howlin' about the front rent, she'll be lucky to get any back rent,
She ain't gonna get none of it
So I stop in the local bar you know people,
I go to the bar, I ring my coat, I call the bartender
Said "Look man, come down here", he got down there
So what you want?

One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
Well I ain't seen my baby since I don't know when,
I've been drinking bourbon, whiskey, scotch and gin
Gonna get high man I'm gonna get loose,
Need me a triple shot of that juice
Gonna get drunk don't you have no fear
I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer

But I'm sitting now at the bar,
I'm getting drunk, I'm feelin' mellow
I'm drinkin' bourbon, I'm drinkin' scotch, I'm drinkin' beer
Looked down the bar, here come the bartender
I said "Look man, come down here"
So what you want?

One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
No I ain't seen my baby since the night before last,
Gotta get a drink man I'm gonna get gassed
Gonna get high man I ain't had enough,
Need me a triple shot of that stuff
Gonna get drunk won't you listen right here,
I want one bourbon, one shot and one beer
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer

Now by this time I'm plenty high,
You know when your mouth a-getting dry you're plenty high
Looked down the bar I say to my bartender
I said "Look man, come down here", he got down there
So what you want this time?
I said "Look man, a-what time is it?"
He said "The clock on the wall say three o'clock
Last call for alcohol, so what you need?"

One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
No I ain't seen my baby since a nigh' and a week,
Gotta get drunk man till I can't even speak
Gonna get high man listen to me,
One drink ain't enough Jack you better make it three
I wanna get drunk I'm gonna make it real clear,
I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer

[Lich king]

Shawty's like a melody in my head
That I can't keep out
Got me singin' like
Na na na na everyday
It's like my iPod stuck on replay, replay-ay-ay-ay (2x)

Remember the first time we met
You was at the mall wit yo friend
I was scared to approach ya
But then you came closer
Hopin' you would give me a chance

Who would have ever knew
That we would ever be more than friends
We're real worldwide, breakin all the rules
She like a song played again and again

That girl, like somethin off a poster
That girl, is a dime they say
That girl, is a gun to my holster
She's runnin through my mind all day, ay

Shawty's like a melody in my head
That I can't keep out
Got me singin' like
Na na na na everyday
It's like my iPod stuck on replay, replay-ay-ay-ay (2x)

See you been all around the globe
Not once did you leave my mind
We talk on the phone, from night til the morn
Girl you really change my life
Doin things I never do
I'm in the kitchin cookin things she likes

We're real worldwide, breakin all the rules
Someday I wanna make you my wife
That girl, like somethin off a poster
That girl, is a dime they say
That girl, is the gun to my holster
She's runnin through my mind all day, ay

Shawty's like a melody in my head
That I can't keep out
Got me singin' like
Na na na na everyday
It's like my ipod stuck on replay, replay-ay-ay-ay (2x)

I can be your melody
A girl that could write you a symphony
The one that could fill your fantasies
So come baby girl let's sing with me
Ay, I can be your melody
A girl that could write you a symphony
The one that could fill your fantasies
So come baby girl let's sing with me

Ay, na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na
Shawty got me singin
Na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na
Now she got me singin

Shawty's like a melody in my head
That I can't keep out
Got me singin' like
Na na na na everyday
It's like my iPod stuck on replay, replay-ay-ay-ay (2x)

If you can ignore the 'shawtys' in it than it's actually a pretty good song.

[Pieman]

I dislike that song.

[Lich king]

Due to the grutuitous use of the word 'Shawty" no doubt?

[Ziggy Stardust]

Don't worry, Lich- you can be my shawty if you ask real nice. 

[Lich king]

Flip that statement around and gladly!

[Ziggy Stardust]

Yeaaaaaaaaaah ain't gonna happen.

[Lich king]

Don't knock till yave tried it lassie.

[Ziggy Stardust]

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