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« Reply #390 on: February 21, 2010, 08:04:55 PM »

I'm too lazy to think of a good word to put here. Oh god its so true.
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« Reply #391 on: March 03, 2010, 08:41:00 PM »

Day O Day O

Daylight come and me wanna go
Day me say day me say day Me say day me say day o
Daylight come and me wanna gohome
work all night and a drink a rum
(daylight come and me wanna go home)
Stack banana till the mornin come
(daylight come and me wanna go home)
Come mister tally man tally me bananas
(daylight come and me wanna go home)
come mister tally man tally me bananas
(daylight come and me wanna go home)
lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch!
(daylight come and me wanna go home)
six foot seven foot eight foot bunch!
(daylight come and me wanna go home)
day me say day o
(daylight come and me wanna go home)
Day me say day me say day me say day o(daylight come and me wanna go home)
A beauitful bunch of ripe banana!
(daylight come and me wanna go home)
hide the deadly black tarantula!
(daylight come and me wanna go home)
lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch!
(daylight come and me wanna go home)
six foot seven foot eight foot bunch!
(daylight come and me wanna go home)
Day me say day o
(daylight come and me wanna go home)
Day me say day me say day me say day o(daylight come and me wanna go home)
come mister tally man tally me banana
(daylight come and me wanna go home)
come mister tally man tally me banana
(daylight come and me wanna go home)
Day O Day O(daylight come and me wanna go home)
day me say day me say day me say day o
(daylight come and me wanna go home)

A song to pick bananas to.
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« Reply #392 on: April 14, 2010, 08:37:16 PM »

Awesome song!

Talk Nerdy to Me by Possible Oscar

You know I never
I never had much luck with girls
They never like to read and learn
But I like to
And if I could figure out
The cosine of your heart
That'd be a good start
Oh yes it would

I never
I never try to date offline
Use algorithms built to find
My Seven of Nine
So if you look half as great
As Aeryn on Farscape
You'll be my first mate

'Cause baby we'll be
In the chat room
On the IRC
Out at the Big Con
Star Trek costume for me
Down in the dungeon
Role play D&D
And baby
Talk nerdy to me

You know I dress up
Like Jedi Knights or Klingon guys
My phaser gun is set to fry
I'll be your fanboy
And my Starfleet uniform
It matches the one worn
By Leonard Nimoy

'Cause baby we'll be
In the chat room
On the IRC
Out at the Big Con
Star Trek costume for me
Down in the dungeon
Role play D&D
And baby
Talk nerdy to me

PC, pick up that keytar and talk to me

*Solo*

'Cause baby we'll be
In the chat room
On the IRC
Out at the Big Con
Star Trek costumes for you and me
Down in the dungeon
And role play D&D
And baby, talk nerdy to me, yeah
And baby, talk nerdy to me, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
And baby ya know
Talk nerdy to me

(That's the way I like it, baby)
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« Reply #393 on: April 17, 2010, 06:32:57 PM »

(Heh. One time 'Talk Dirty to Me' came on the radio and we all started singing along. At the end Dad was like 'How come all my children know the all the lyrics to this?' and we all tried to look innocent.)
Pink Floyd- The Final Cut

Through the fish-eyed lens of tear stained eyes
I can barely define the shape of this moment in time
And far from flying high in clear blue skies
I'm spiraling down to the hole in the ground where I hide.

If you negotiate the minefield in the drive
And beat the dogs and cheat the cold electronic eyes
And if you make it past the shotgun in the hall,
Dial the combination, open the priesthole
And if I'm in I'll tell you what's behind the wall.

There's a kid who had a big hallucination
Making love to girls in magazines.
He wonders if you're sleeping with your new found faith.
Could anybody love him
Or is it just a crazy dream?

And if I show you my dark side
Will you still hold me tonight?
And if I open my heart to you
And show you my weak side
What would you do?
Would you sell your story to Rolling Stone?
Would you take the children away
And leave me alone?
And smile in reassurance
As you whisper down the phone?
Would you send me packing?
Or would you take me home?

Thought I oughta bare my naked feelings,
Thought I oughta tear the curtain down.
I held the blade in trembling hands
Prepared to make it but just then the phone rang
I never had the nerve to make the final cut.

"Hello? Listen, I think I've got it. Okay, listen its a HaHa!"
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« Reply #394 on: April 29, 2010, 09:44:53 AM »

Noah & The Whale - 5 Years Time

Oh well in 5 years time, we could be walking round a zoo,
With the sun shining down over me and you,
And there'll be love in the bodies of the elephants too,
I'll put my hands over your eyes, but you'll peek through.

And there'll be sun, sun, sun- all over our bodies,
And sun, sun, sun- all down our necks,
And there'll be sun, sun, sun- all over our faces,
And sun, sun, sun- so what the heck.

'Cos I'll be laughing at all your silly little jokes,
And we'll be laughing about how we used to smoke,
All of those stupid little cigarettes and drink stupid wine,
'Cos it's what we needed to have a good time.

But it was fun, fun, fun- when we were drinking,
It was fun, fun, fun- when we were drunk,
And it was fun, fun, fun- when we were laughing,
It was fun, fun, fun- Oh it was fun.

Oh well, I'll look at you and say:
It's the happiest that I've ever been.
And I'll say: I no longer feel I have to be James Dean.
And she'll say: Yeah well, I feel all pretty happy too, and I'm always pretty happy, when I'm just kicking back with you.

And it'll be love, love, love- all through our bodies,
And love, love, love- all through our minds,
And it'll be love, love, love- all over her face,
And love, love, love- all over mine.

And though nearly all these moments are just in my head,
I'll be thinking about them, as I'm lying in bed,
And I know that really it might not even come true,
But in my mind, I'm having a pretty good time with you.

Oh, in 5 years time- I might not know you,
In 5 years time- we might not speak,
In 5 years time- we might not get along,
In 5 years time- you might just prove me wrong.

Oh there'll be love, love, love- wherever you go.
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« Reply #395 on: May 04, 2010, 10:08:16 PM »

Man, that is a real sweet song! Now for some creepiness. Modest Mouse- King Rat

Well!
Well!
Well!
Well!

We spun like birds on fire right down towards the residence and I
I took all that I desired, even crooks have to pay the rent.
We swam like rats on fire right, right down the reservoir
We took all that we could carry but we tried to carry more.

And you know you know you know it all went wrong.
And you know you know you know it was all wrong.

We choked on straight tap water well I'm gonna have to try the real thing
I took your laugh by the collar and it knew not to swing.
Anytime I tried an honest job well the till had a hole and ha-ha
We laughed about payin' rent 'cause the county jails they're free.

And you know you know you know it all went wrong.
And you know you know you know it was all wrong.

Deep Water, Deep Water
Senseless Denial
I went down like a rag doll as you would, child
Deep Water, Deep Water
Senseless Denial
I went down like a rag doll as you would, child

Oh, lucky lucky lucky lucky me again.
I said it looks like I've got to use my feet again
Well I just spent my last one-hundred dollars
God I'll pay my bill again

Oh, I don't care
Oh, how I just don't care.

Deep Water, Deep Water
Senseless Denial
I went down like a rag doll shooken and shy
Deep Water, Deep Water
Senseless Denial
I went down like a rag doll rat of a child

Well King rat has me on his list again
I can never be on the fence again
I found out it's all loud
Open like an organ and it
talk, talk, talk, talk again
he promised me that when I cheated him
But I could open my eye well...
lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky,
lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky me again.

Deep Water, Deep Water
This Senseless Denial
I got fed like a fish, full of open smiles
Blue Water, Deep Water
Oh Senseless Denial
I got fed like a fish on the cardboard smiles

Well Well...
What do you have to say for yourself?
I said, well well
Well?
I said well, well, well, well!

Lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky me again.
I hardly knew I should use my feet again
What do you have to say for yourself?
What do you have to say for yourself?
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« Reply #396 on: May 11, 2010, 06:30:48 PM »

An excellent song that you have no doubt heard, but wouldn't know the name of:

Look around your world pretty baby
Is it everything you hoped it'd be
The wrong guy, the wrong situation
The right time to roll to me
Roll to me

Look into your heart pretty baby,
Is it aching with some nameless need.
Is there something wrong and you can't put your finger on it
Right then, roll to me

Chorus
And I don't think I have ever seen a soul so in despair
So if you want to talk the night through
Guess who will be there?

So don't try to deny it pretty baby,
You've been down so long you can hardly see
When the engine's stalled and it won't stop raining
It's the right time to roll to me
Roll to me, Roll to me

(Chorus)

So Look around your world pretty baby
Is it everything you hoped it'd be
The wrong guy, the wrong situation
The right time to roll to me
The right time to roll to me
The right time to roll to me
OOOOOHHHHH
-Del Amitri, Roll to Me

And one that you might not have heard:
Shining like a work of art
Hanging on a wall of stars
Are you what I think you are?

You're my satellite
You're riding with me tonight
Passenger side, lighting the sky
Always the first star that I find
You're my satellite

Elevator to the moon
Whistling a favorite tune
Trying to get a closer view

You're my satellite
You're riding with me tonight
Passenger side, lighting the sky
Always the first star that I find
You're my satellite

Maybe you will always be
Just a little out of reach

You're my satellite
You're riding with me tonight
Passenger side, lighting the sky
Always the first star that I find
You're my satellite
You're my satellite
-Guster,Satellite
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« Reply #397 on: May 15, 2010, 09:02:19 PM »

Girly by the Refreshments

I'm going down to the hardware store, I'm gonna buy you a really big hammer
Girly won't you pull these nails out of my heart
I'm going to the sporting goods store, I'm gonna buy you a really big baseball bat
Girly won't you knock these thoughts out of my head

Beat me 'til I'm black and blue and I'm
Hanging by a thread
Then I can get back up, and we can do it all over again

I'm going down to the liquor store, I'm gonna buy you a really big bottle
Girly won't you pour some light into my life
I'm going down to the firearms store, gonna buy you a really pretty handgun
Girly won't you blow this mess out of my mind
My, my, my-

Beat me 'till I'm black and blue and I'm-
'Til my body's bloody red
Then I can get back up
And we can do it all over again
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« Reply #398 on: May 15, 2010, 09:28:57 PM »

I wondered why those lyrics seemed so familiar.
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« Reply #399 on: May 16, 2010, 04:28:53 PM »

Haha yeah! Awesome!
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« Reply #400 on: May 19, 2010, 08:59:12 AM »

Beyond the Seas by Frank Sinatra

Somewhere beyond the sea
Somewhere waitin' for me
My lover stands on golden sand
And watches the ships that go sailin'

Somewhere beyond the sea
She's there watchin' for me
If I could fly like birds on high
Then straight to her arms I'd go sailin'

It's far beyond the star
It's near beyond the moon
I know beyond a doubt
My heart will lead me there soon

We'll meet beyond the shore
We'll kiss just as before
Happy we'll be, beyond the sea
And never again I'll go sailin'

***INSTRUMENTAL BREAK***

I know beyond a doubt,
My heart will lead me there soon
We'll meet, I know we'll meet
Beyond the shore
We'll kiss just as before
Happy we'll be, beyond the sea
And never again I'll go sailin'

(No more sailin')
(So long sailin')
(Byebye sailin')
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« Reply #401 on: May 19, 2010, 10:51:36 PM »

That Del Amitri song sounds so familiar but I know I've never heard it before! So awesome.
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« Reply #402 on: May 23, 2010, 09:11:31 PM »

Vanity's her only charity
And she makes donations at the Tiffany's,
Life is hard without a credit card to get by, get by
She sold her dreams for security
To a man that now she hardly ever sees
With a cold martini in her hand, she don't mind, don't mind

So throw all your luxuries aside
You can't take them with you when you die
Still when I look into your
Eyes are full of dollar signs
Oh, reach, into a pocketful of dreams
Oh, now, before they fall out of the seams
Oh, take a chance, don't matter if you fail
you're too scared to try cause you might break a nail, oh

If you design a plastic happiness,
Then climb the social ladder to the top my friend,
And don't forget to thank the piggy bank in the sky, so high

So throw all your luxuries aside
You can't take them with you when you die
Still when I look into your
Eyes are full of dollar signs,
Oh, reach, into a pocketful of dreams
Oh, now, before they fall out of the seams
Oh, take a chance, don't matter if you fail
you're too scared to try cause you might break a nail
Oh, reach, into a pocketful of dreams
Oh, now, before they fall out of the seams
Oh, take a chance, don't matter if you fail
you're too scared to try cause you might break a nail, oh

Woah-oh-oh-oh
Woah-oh-oh-oh

Oh, reach, into a pocketful of dreams
Oh, now, before they fall out of the seams
Oh, take a chance, don't matter if you fail
you're too scared to try cause you might break a nail

Oh, reach, into a pocketful of dreams
Oh, now, before they fall out of the seams
Oh, take a chance, don't matter if you fail
you're too scared to try cause you might break a nail

Oh, reach, into a pocketful of dreams
Oh, now, before they fall out of the seams
Oh, take a chance, don't matter if you fail
you're too scared to try cause you might break a nail

Oh, reach, into a pocketful of dreams
Oh, now, before they fall out of the seams
Oh, take a chance, don't matter if you fail
you're too scared to try cause you might break a nail, oh
-Billy Talent, Pocketful of Dreams

There's a kid who was born and was raised in the west
There's a kid from the east who never really fit in with the rest
Every week they would meet in the street with their friends
With the guns that they made and the caps that they stole
They would fight to the death

This time
We'll have victory
Last time
Ended in defeat
Our town
Becomes a battleground (hey)
Battleground (hey)
Battleground

West end riot (riot)
West end riot (riot)
We'll be here next saturday
With our guns and our heads held high
So listen up boys
You'd better not cry this time

See a bum on the street that you think you recognize
Young kid never looked so bad when he was only 4 foot high
6 o'clock running home I don't wanna be late
Another saturday of sun and war
Shared with our mates

This time
We'll have victory
Last time
Ended in defeat
Our town
Becomes a battleground (hey)
Battleground (hey)
Battleground

West end riot (riot)
West end riot (riot)
We'll be here next saturday
With our guns and our heads held high
So listen up boys
You'd better not cry this time

Boys will be boys playin' up
And making lots of noise
Never used to talk about the future
Never thought that we'd have to care so
West end riot!

There's a man that was born in the west workin' at a factory
There's a man from the east who now runs the whole company
How they've grown on their own, not like the kids they used to be
Saturdays of sun and war are just fond memories

West end riot (riot)
West end riot (riot)
We'll be here next saturday
With our guns and our heads held high
So listen up boys, you'd better not cry
So listen up boys, you'd better not cry
So listen up boys, you'd better not cry this time
-The Living End, West End Riot (Can't find a video for this one, but it's great)

I've told myself
So many times
Not to turn into the type
But I've found
Is it too late?
Has my time come?
Sometimes I think I'm losin' it
Am I the only one?

Understanding, more like demanding
Where do the grey skies end?

So should I stay
Or fly away
The wings that I begin to grow
Will surely let me know
How far I have to go
And I'll be there

Oh yet again
Thought I was right
But as usual
I end up
On the wrong side of the fence
Is it too late?
Has my time come?
Sometimes I think I'm losin' it
Am I the only one?

Understanding, more like demanding
Where do the grey skies end?

So should I stay
Or fly away
The wings that I begin to grow
Will surely let me know
How far I have to go
And I'll be there

Ooh Yeah!

Understanding, more like demanding
Where do the grey skies end?

So should I stay
Or fly away
The wings that I begin to grow
Will surely let me know
How far I have to go
And I'll be there

Will surely let me know
How far I have to go
And I'll be there
-The Living End, Fly Away(Not as good as the album version, but it's okay)
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« Reply #403 on: May 26, 2010, 09:48:37 AM »

Each morning, a missionary advertises neon sign
He tells the native population that civilization is fine
And three educated savages holler from a bamboo tree
That civilization is a thing for me to see

   So bongo, bongo, bongo, I don't wanna leave the Congo, oh no no no no no
   Bingo, bangle, bungle, I'm so happy in the jungle, I refuse to go
   Don't want no bright lights, false teeth, doorbells, landlords, I make it clear
   That no matter how they coax him, I'll stay right here

I looked through a magazine the missionary's wife concealed (Magazine? What happens?)
I see how people who are civilized bung you with automobile (You know you can get hurt that way Daniel?)
At the movies they have got to pay many coconuts to see (What do they see, Darling?)
Uncivilized pictures that the newsreel takes of me

   So bongo, bongo, bongo, he don't wanna leave the Congo, oh no no no no no
   Bingo, bangle, bungle, he's so happy in the jungle, he refuse to go
   Don't want no penthouse, bathtub, streetcars, taxis, noise in my ear
   So, no matter how they coax him, I'll stay right here

They hurry like savages to get aboard an iron train
And though it's smokey and it's crowded, they're too civilized to complain
When they've got two weeks vacation, they hurry to vacation ground (What do they do, Darling?)
They swim and they fish, but that's what I do all year round

   So bongo, bongo, bongo, I don't wanna leave the Congo, oh no no no no no
   Bingo, bangle, bungle, I'm so happy in the jungle, I refuse to go
   Don't want no jailhouse, shotgun, fish-hooks, golf clubs, I got my spears
   So, no matter how they coax him, I'll stay right here

They have things like the atom bomb, so I think I'll stay where I "ahm"
Civilization, I'll stay right here!

Civilization
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« Reply #404 on: May 26, 2010, 05:10:44 PM »

I wish I were a bird
'Cause if I were a bird then I could take wing high above you
You could watch my white wings flap
And I could take a great big crap on anyone who tried to hurt you
But then I'd have to desert you
Flying southward in the fall...
I don't want to be a bird after all.

I wish I were a dog
'Cause if I were a dog then I'd do tricks to show I love you
I could run and fetch the stick
And I could sit right down and lick my privates when your Mum came over
But if I was your Rover
You'd have my testicles recalled...
I don't want to be a dog after all.

Lai da dai, lai da dai, lai da dai, lai da dai,
Lai da dai, lai da dai, lai da dai
Lai da dai, lai da dai, lai da dai, lai da dai,
Lai da dai, lai da dai, lai da dai

I wish I were a deer
'Cause if I were a deer then we could play out in the forest
'Til you shot me by mistake
Then you would carve me into steak with a touch so sweet and gentle
Keep my head as a memento
Hangin' in the upstairs hall...
I don't want to be a deer after all.

I wish I were a monkey
'Cause if I were a monkey, I could be your furry jester
And whenever you were blue
You'd come and see me at the zoo; my antics would be reassurin'
But I would always reek of urine
And throw my faeces at the wall...
I don't want to be a monkey
I don't want to be a monkey
No I don't wanna be no monkey after all.

Lai da dai, lai da dai, lai da dai, lai da dai,
Lai da dai, lai da dai, lai da dai
Lai da dai, lai da dai, lai da dai, lai da dai,
Lai da dai, lai da dai, lai da dai
    -Da Vinci's Notebook, I Wish I Were
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« Reply #405 on: June 01, 2010, 07:09:16 AM »

Candlemass: born in a tank

They buried me here in the winter
To an iron box I checked in
I've never heard birds or seen daylight
And nothing will ever come in

I'm happy to lie here in darkness
Naked, safe, undisturbed
Floating blind in water
In my little world of dirt

I live underground
Born in a tank on the day I remember
Buried alive, like a dog, late December

I think there was a sound from a battle
And once I heard somebody scream
Today a knock on the door
It was just another bad dream

They want to keep me secure here
From a world of chaos I'm safe
I'm better off down in my small crate
Protected by maggots and rats

I live underground
Born in a tank on the day I remember
Buried alive, like a dog, late December

I live underground
Born in a tank, in the midst of nowhere
Buried alive, like a dog
I was dumped and left here

They buried me here in the winter
To an iron box I checked in
I've never heard birds or seen daylight
And nothing will ever come in

I?m happy to lie here in darkness
Naked, safe, undisturbed
Floating blind in water
In my little world of dirt

I live underground
Born in a tank on the day I remember
Buried alive, like a dog, late December

I live underground
Born in a tank in the midst of nowhere
Buried alive, like a dog
I was dumped and left here
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« Reply #406 on: August 27, 2010, 08:27:24 PM »

The count has an eye on his ankle and lives in a horrible place.
He wants all your money; he's never at all funny; he wants to remove your face.

And you might be thinking what a romp this is, but wait 'til you meet his accomplices.
When you see Count Olaf, you're suddenly full of disgust and despair and dismay.
In the whole of the soul of Count Olaf, there's no love.
When you see Count Olaf, count to zero, then scream and run away!

Scream, scream, scream and run away.
Run, run, run, run, run, run, run,
or die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die.
Run, run, run, run, run, run, run,
or die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die.

Two women with powdered white faces, and one long-nosed bald man with warts.
Things worsen and worsen, there's a hook-handed person, and others with nastier parts.

This evil and unpleasant group complete Count Olaf's acting troupe...
The goal of Count Olaf is getting control of the fortunes of urchins and orphans,
Hooray - I mean, horrors - Count Olaf is no laughing matter.
When you see Count Olaf, count to zero, then scream and run away!


Scream, scream, scream and run away.
Run, run, run, run, run, run, run,
or die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die.
Run, run, run, run, run, run, run,
or die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die.
    -The Gothic Archies, Scream and Run Away
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« Reply #407 on: September 01, 2010, 11:31:15 PM »

The roof is leaking and the wind is howling
Kids are crying 'cos the sheets are so cold
I woke this morning found my hands were frozen
I've tried to fix the fire, but you know the damn thing's too old

It's been months now, since we heard from our Mary,
I wonder if she ever made the coast
She and her young man, they both moved out there
But I sure hope they write, just to let us know

And me, I'm getting stronger by the minute
My wife's expecting, but I hope she can wait
'Cos this winter looks like it's gonna be another bad one
But Spring'll soon be here,
Oh God I hope it's not late

Ma and Pa lived here, and theirs before them

Tried their hardest to make it a home
Seems so long now since they passed over
Hope my children'll try to make it their own

The roof is leaking and the wind is howling
Kids are crying, 'cos the sheets are so cold
I woke this morning found my hands were frozen
I've tried to fix the fire, but you know the damn thing's too old

And me, I'm getting stronger by the minute
My wife's expecting, but I hope she can wait
'Cos this winter looks like it's gonna be another bad one
But Spring'll soon be here,
Oh God I hope it's not late
-Phil Collins, The Roof is Leaking

This reminds me of when my dad was really depressed and my mom was out of a job. We used to have to drive around in the Jeep Cherokee that always had the possibility of breaking down at any moment- my dad used to sing this when we were desperate. Singing something appropriate always seems to help even if you're at your worst, because there's always someone out there who's got it as bad as you do. I'm really thankful my family's gotten to a better place since then, and I hope I don't have flashbacks every time I hear this song.
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« Reply #408 on: September 01, 2010, 11:35:34 PM »

Phil Collins is good, but he's no Peter Gabriel.
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« Reply #409 on: September 01, 2010, 11:36:53 PM »

Peter Gabriel's stuff is pretty good. I used to listen to Solsbury Hill every day, that song's kind of a trip.
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« Reply #410 on: September 02, 2010, 09:55:27 AM »

Games Without Frontiers is my favourite of his.
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« Reply #411 on: November 18, 2010, 08:38:08 PM »

I want to smash it up for all the workers
Who spent hours into nothing
I want to smash it up for all my sisters
Who got caught up in this funky system
I want to smash it up just like a locust
Like a satellite shooting rockets
I want to smash it up in every way I can
And right now I think I want to be your man

Smash it up yeah when I'm down

I want to smash it up for all the kids who
Who got ducked up just like their parents did
I want to smash it up, the gods and masters
Who made us die so much faster
Yeah yeah you know I want to smash it up
Yeah yeah you know we gotta smash it up
Yeah yeah come on pretty smash it up
Everybody right now come on everyone

Smash it up yeah, when I'm down
Smash it up yeah, when I'm down
Smash it up yeah, when I'm down

I want to smash it up for all the people
And for our right to be, to be treated equal
I want to smash it up for all my friends
I hope you stick around until the very end
Yeah yeah you know I want to smash it up
Yeah yeah you know we gotta smash it up
Yeah yeah everybody wants to
(Smash it up)
Come on every one right now yeah

Smash it up yeah, when I'm down
Smash it up yeah, when I'm down
Smash it up yeah, when I'm down

I want to smash it up
I want to smash it up
I want to smash it up

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« Reply #412 on: November 18, 2010, 11:34:29 PM »

I'm your only friend
I'm not your only friend
But I'm a little glowing friend
But really I'm not actually your friend
But I am

Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul

I have a secret to tell
From my electrical well
It's a simple message and I'm leaving out the whistles and bells
So the room must listen to me
Filibuster vigilantly
My name is blue canary one note* spelled l-i-t-e
My story's infinite
Like the Longines Symphonette it doesn't rest

Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul

I'm your only friend
I'm not your only friend
But I'm a little glowing friend
But really I'm not actually your friend
But I am

There's a picture opposite me
Of my primitive ancestry
Which stood on rocky shores and kept the beaches shipwreck free
Though I respect that a lot
I'd be fired if that were my job
After killing Jason off and countless screaming Argonauts
Bluebird of friendliness
Like guardian angels its always near

Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul

(and while you're at it
Keep the nightlight on inside the
Birdhouse in your soul)

Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul

Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch (and while you're at it)
Who watches over you (keep the nightlight on inside the)
Make a little birdhouse in your soul (birdhouse in your soul)

Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul

Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch (and while you're at it)
Who watches over you (keep the nightlight on inside the)
Make a little birdhouse in your soul (birdhouse in your soul)

Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul

-Birdhouse In Your Soul- They Might Be Giants
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