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« Reply #30 on: January 26, 2009, 01:05:54 PM » |
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Lots of fun to be has if I could change sex at will.
(Sex and gender are not the same thing. Sex is the stuff you are born with, gender is how you think of yourself.)
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« Reply #31 on: January 26, 2009, 05:10:50 PM » |
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Gender is male/female, sex is fun.
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« Reply #32 on: January 27, 2009, 02:10:44 PM » |
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Talk to a sexual psychologist, "sex" is both a noun and a verb.
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Orangey
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« Reply #33 on: January 27, 2009, 08:25:00 PM » |
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June, dear, it was a joke.
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Ziggy Stardust
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« Reply #34 on: January 27, 2009, 08:29:11 PM » |
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Still, a pondiferous concept.
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« Reply #35 on: January 28, 2009, 08:43:32 PM » |
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Lots of fun to be has if I could change sex at will.
(Sex and gender are not the same thing. Sex is the stuff you are born with, gender is how you think of yourself.)
I think both cross terms often enough that it doesn't really matter. So as a clarifying rewrite: What'choo is borned with: Chromosomes What'choo think you is: Gender/Sex/Male/Female Lot'sa fun to have: Sex Ponies |
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« Reply #36 on: January 29, 2009, 02:16:17 AM » |
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Are ponies synonymous to penises?
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the Scarf
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« Reply #37 on: January 29, 2009, 09:32:16 AM » |
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No, but penises should be on that list.
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Pieman
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« Reply #38 on: January 29, 2009, 09:51:43 AM » |
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My point exactly.
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Ziggy Stardust
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« Reply #39 on: January 29, 2009, 11:07:03 AM » |
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And breasts! Also: peonies. Beautiful flowers!
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« Reply #40 on: January 29, 2009, 11:25:23 AM » |
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I love this forum.
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Pieman
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« Reply #41 on: January 29, 2009, 11:34:54 AM » |
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I love pie.
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
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Ziggy Stardust
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« Reply #42 on: January 29, 2009, 11:47:18 AM » |
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I THINK EVERYONE INVOLVED HERE IS CUTE.
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« Reply #43 on: January 29, 2009, 06:22:01 PM » |
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I THINK EVERYONE INVOLVED HERE IS CUTE.
I AGREE |
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« Reply #44 on: February 02, 2009, 12:49:37 PM » |
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No, but penises should be on that list.
There are things funner then penises and breasts; The clitoris for example, the only organ in or on the human body that's soul purpose is to be sexually stimulated. That's why I like being female, because you guys don't get one!  |
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Pieman
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« Reply #45 on: February 02, 2009, 04:43:15 PM » |
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Births and periods.
PERIOD.
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
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Ziggy Stardust
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« Reply #46 on: February 02, 2009, 07:49:38 PM » |
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I don't know, I would hate to be a guy. I would just plain hate it.
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Pixel Pincher
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« Reply #47 on: February 02, 2009, 10:09:21 PM » |
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Why? I would kill to be a chick!
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Torg
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« Reply #48 on: February 02, 2009, 10:17:41 PM » |
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Then it stands to reason that she would also prefer being female.
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As the size of an explosion increases, the number of social situations it is incapable of solving approaches zero. The idea of you with a tank brings fear like I've never known.
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Ziggy Stardust
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« Reply #49 on: February 02, 2009, 10:49:53 PM » |
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The menstruation is only a little bother, bras get less uncomfortable over time, and we don't have to worry about who's dick is bigger. If you really care about breast size there's always implants.
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MagicParakeet
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« Reply #50 on: February 03, 2009, 07:02:39 AM » |
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This conversation went from awkward, to okay, to very awkward.
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Mystery Fish
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« Reply #51 on: February 03, 2009, 09:45:09 AM » |
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Thus is the way of The Forum of Biff.
Praise be unto Toastersnake.
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Pieman
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« Reply #52 on: February 03, 2009, 10:31:55 AM » |
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If you really care about breast size there's always implants.
You can get penis enlargements. Also, I'd love to be a girl for a day. |
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
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juneloveslotr
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« Reply #53 on: February 03, 2009, 12:38:12 PM » |
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There's two types of surgical penis enlargement. One is where they cut the tendon that holds up the shaft during an erection. It allows for a longer erection, but the penis is much less stiff and will droop slightly. The other is where they insert flesh from a cadaver. This will increase the girth, but is still the very risky procedure.
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My Stuff:
Angus Ghost in Jar
4 Fir Trees
Pets: Otter, Dragon
Sword and Shield
Scarf, Sentient Straightjacket
Sleeping Orangey painting
20 Spiderman Comic Books
Tree house
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« Reply #54 on: February 03, 2009, 01:17:20 PM » |
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That'd make for great foreplay.
"Your [anatomy redacted] is so long, thick, and warm..."
"Wow, really? You'd never guess that it's made from dead people!"
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« Reply #55 on: February 03, 2009, 02:14:16 PM » |
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That'd make for great foreplay.
"Your [anatomy redacted] is so long, thick, and warm..."
"Wow, really? You'd never guess that it's made from dead people!"
somehere will a porn producer read this an make a low budjet porn-parody of the The Sixth Sense.maybe name it "the 69th sense: I can see dead people...in your pants..." |
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Azathoth'ai llll c-ebumna! fm'latgh gof'nn shugg-oth!
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Pieman
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« Reply #56 on: February 03, 2009, 02:19:18 PM » |
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"What the hell is that thing?"
"You ever heard of necrophiliacs?"
"Yes..."
"Well, if that thing gets you, you'll be one."
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
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Orangey
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« Reply #57 on: February 03, 2009, 04:16:48 PM » |
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Kentan, that was funny. Poltaap, that was hilarious.
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"Now prop your lazy bones on those getaway sticks and shake a leg, mister! Everyone get in the flivver or this trip's for biscuits, see?"
-Hysterical Dame, MSPaint Adventures
"I'm fed up with this orgasm!"
-Stan, American Dad
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Ziggy Stardust
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« Reply #58 on: February 03, 2009, 10:44:00 PM » |
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June, I bow to your superior penile knowledge...
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« Reply #59 on: February 03, 2009, 11:17:25 PM » |
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Man, even if was insecure about my size, I'd never get such a surgery. Way too risky... I'd rather have a decent or even small one that works than a huge one that doesn't.
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"Now prop your lazy bones on those getaway sticks and shake a leg, mister! Everyone get in the flivver or this trip's for biscuits, see?"
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