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« Reply #60 on: February 04, 2009, 12:03:30 AM »

But as most all of us in Oregon know, you don't need the enlargement.
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« Reply #61 on: February 04, 2009, 12:37:20 AM »

Thank you for pointing that out in a way that makes me sound creepy or promiscuous.

I may be both of those, but you don't have to make it obvious.
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« Reply #62 on: February 04, 2009, 05:02:59 AM »

Man, even if was insecure about my size, I'd never get such a surgery. Way too risky...

Yeah, I'm averse to the idea of letting some nutcase take a scalpel to my genitalia too.
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« Reply #63 on: February 04, 2009, 10:18:57 AM »

Yeah.
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« Reply #64 on: February 04, 2009, 11:17:43 AM »

I may be both of those, but you don't have to make it obvious.
He doesn't need to because it is painfully so.
Moreso for some than for others.
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« Reply #65 on: February 04, 2009, 12:43:34 PM »

June, I bow to your superior penile knowledge...

Thank you, thank you! I'm here 'till Thursday.

He doesn't need to because is it painfully so.
Moreso for some than for others.

Hey, leave Orangey alone. It's not like the rest of us creepy and/or promiscuous in our own way. Some more then others, but...
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« Reply #66 on: February 04, 2009, 04:03:16 PM »

Don't worry, I'm not trying to flame him. Quite the opposite, in fact.
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« Reply #67 on: February 04, 2009, 05:32:11 PM »

Oh, just sex me up here and now, Kentan. You know you want to.
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« Reply #68 on: February 04, 2009, 06:52:50 PM »

Don't we all? Wait, aren't you the one that wants me? ... Now I've confused myself...
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« Reply #69 on: February 04, 2009, 07:57:29 PM »

I'm pretty certain that here everyone wants to sex everyone else up.
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« Reply #70 on: February 04, 2009, 07:59:08 PM »

My thoughts exactly.  Wink
Shall we begin the orgy then?
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« Reply #71 on: February 05, 2009, 05:14:54 AM »

We started it ages ago.
It was an orgy of back rubs.
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« Reply #72 on: February 05, 2009, 02:26:32 PM »

I'm pretty certain that here everyone wants to sex everyone else up.

Well, that's convenient. At least I'm dating someone here. Then again, the rest of you get to have sex whom ever will take you.
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« Reply #73 on: February 05, 2009, 03:04:25 PM »

whom ever will take you.
And this is the hard bit about it.
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« Reply #74 on: February 05, 2009, 04:36:23 PM »

Then again, the rest of you get to have sex whom ever will take you.
I'm good, thanks.
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« Reply #75 on: February 05, 2009, 04:39:03 PM »

You are good.

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« Reply #76 on: February 05, 2009, 04:44:37 PM »

*smites pieman's eyebrows*
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« Reply #77 on: February 05, 2009, 04:51:23 PM »

Pieman was just a warm-up. Wait until Sil gets online and reads June's post, and subsequently yours.
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« Reply #78 on: February 07, 2009, 03:29:10 PM »

I must say, it's nice not being the only girl on the forum anymore.
...now I get to watch with amusement as Ziggles has to fight you guys off with both hands.

*sits back, sips a fruity drink with an umbrella in it and watches*
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« Reply #79 on: February 07, 2009, 07:15:12 PM »

Is there room for one more?
*sits down with hot tea*
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« Reply #80 on: February 08, 2009, 11:49:00 AM »

Oh of course dahlin! *gets a large umbrella and puts us both in it's shade*
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« Reply #81 on: February 08, 2009, 01:07:02 PM »

*Falls out of umbrella*
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« Reply #82 on: February 08, 2009, 01:48:50 PM »

I must say, it's nice not being the only girl on the forum anymore.
...now I get to watch with amusement as Ziggles has to fight you guys off with both hands.

*sits back, sips a fruity drink with an umbrella in it and watches*
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...I cannot express my outrage. I may not ever join in your taquito-induced chats again!
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« Reply #83 on: February 09, 2009, 11:05:07 AM »

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Anydoodles, @ Chris: This was, in fact, only the second most important thing I read alll day. I am deeply dissapointed.
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« Reply #84 on: February 09, 2009, 11:10:58 PM »

Not today... I meant back on the day that I posted it. It totally blows away anything you read on that day.
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« Reply #85 on: February 09, 2009, 11:18:48 PM »

TOTALLY TRUE.
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« Reply #86 on: February 10, 2009, 10:42:22 PM »


...now I get to watch with amusement as Ziggles has to fight you guys off with both hands.

Scarf, I must have you NOW!

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« Reply #87 on: February 10, 2009, 11:29:59 PM »

That's just a little bit creepy considering that you tacklehug me every chance you get.
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« Reply #88 on: February 11, 2009, 09:35:00 AM »

Thanks, Pixel. That's really... You are a doosh-bag.
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« Reply #89 on: February 11, 2009, 11:25:58 AM »

That's just a little bit creepy considering that you tacklehug me every chance you get.
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Beat him to a bloody pulp!

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