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« Reply #90 on: February 11, 2009, 12:57:21 PM » |
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Hey, that's my doosh-bag!
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Sorry, I'm Dyslexic and can't spell. Please don't bug me about it.
My Stuff:
Angus Ghost in Jar
4 Fir Trees
Pets: Otter, Dragon
Sword and Shield
Scarf, Sentient Straightjacket
Sleeping Orangey painting
20 Spiderman Comic Books
Tree house
ShyMiester Mask
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the Scarf
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« Reply #91 on: February 11, 2009, 08:20:02 PM » |
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I don't see why you would ever want to use a person as a douche.
Seems mightily uncomfortable.
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Orangey
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« Reply #92 on: February 11, 2009, 09:05:56 PM » |
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You don;t use the whole person, just the tube for pumping fluid in.
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"Now prop your lazy bones on those getaway sticks and shake a leg, mister! Everyone get in the flivver or this trip's for biscuits, see?"
-Hysterical Dame, MSPaint Adventures
"I'm fed up with this orgasm!"
-Stan, American Dad
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Pixel Pincher
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« Reply #93 on: February 12, 2009, 01:37:50 PM » |
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*Hands Scarfy-doodles a sword ande shield.*
Beat him to a bloody pulp!
*starts selling tickets to the death match*
I fight the winner!
First we know that a sword fight between Scarf and I would be very on sided. I really don't what to hurt her so It would most likely go on for a long toime till I could do a kudigra. Second, BRING IT DRAKEY! |
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the Scarf
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« Reply #94 on: February 12, 2009, 07:46:40 PM » |
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If I was actually fighting you...
Hmm...you'd still beat me for sure, but if I'm fighting for my life, I fight dirty.
You'd get some bite marks and maybe an injured eye before you took me down completely.
And because your depth perception is wonked out, Drakey beats you with long range weapons!
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« Reply #95 on: February 13, 2009, 12:55:12 PM » |
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If I was actually fighting you...
Hmm...you'd still beat me for sure, but if I'm fighting for my life, I fight dirty.
You'd get some bite marks and maybe an injured eye before you took me down completely.
And because your depth perception is wonked out, Drakey beats you with long range weapons!
Actually, I just use magic to give him my chronic health problems and beat him shitless while he's wondering how anyone can go through life in that much pain. |
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Wow. I am so full of bull.  Gre sprite courtesy of Spritemeister (all rights reserved) Oh, that's just Marvin. He's dead, so he kinda smells a little bad. |
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Pieman
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« Reply #96 on: February 13, 2009, 12:56:58 PM » |
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Paracetamol?
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
You become incredibly well-muscled and accidentally crush Pel's head. |
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juneloveslotr
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« Reply #97 on: February 13, 2009, 06:01:50 PM » |
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Where's the valor in beating a cripple?
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Sorry, I'm Dyslexic and can't spell. Please don't bug me about it.
My Stuff:
Angus Ghost in Jar
4 Fir Trees
Pets: Otter, Dragon
Sword and Shield
Scarf, Sentient Straightjacket
Sleeping Orangey painting
20 Spiderman Comic Books
Tree house
ShyMiester Mask
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Orangey
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« Reply #98 on: February 13, 2009, 08:43:11 PM » |
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Valor is infinitely inferior to victory.
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"Now prop your lazy bones on those getaway sticks and shake a leg, mister! Everyone get in the flivver or this trip's for biscuits, see?"
-Hysterical Dame, MSPaint Adventures
"I'm fed up with this orgasm!"
-Stan, American Dad
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Pieman
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« Reply #99 on: February 14, 2009, 07:44:23 AM » |
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Which is infinitely inferior to bragging about it.
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
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Pixel Pincher
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« Reply #100 on: February 14, 2009, 11:51:55 AM » |
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If I was actually fighting you...
Hmm...you'd still beat me for sure, but if I'm fighting for my life, I fight dirty.
You'd get some bite marks and maybe an injured eye before you took me down completely.
First off, If I were in a fight for my life it to would fight dirty. Actually, I just use magic to give him my chronic health problems and beat him shitless while he's wondering how anyone can go through life in that much pain.
Second, sorry to burst tour bouble but thiers is no such thing as magic. Third, I already know what is is like to be in a crippling pain. I had my rotator cuff torn in the middle of a waterpolo game and still play on it for five minutes. There isn't a lot about pain I don't know. This is a subject personal to me so please don't be mean about it. You can joke about anything but the pain I put myself threw do the things I love and help the people inportant to me, as well as my ability to do something. If someone chalenges me to do something and it is in the reaml of humanly possible, I will do it. This is just who I am. |
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Ziggy Stardust
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« Reply #101 on: February 15, 2009, 03:14:12 PM » |
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We ought to pose as a team 'cause SHIT JUST GOT REAL.
I believe you Pixel. We were just joking around.
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Yo dawg, I heard you like being ridiculous on the internet, so I put memes in your thread so you can lol while you lol. Your mum was a Tyrannosaur. |
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Pixel Pincher
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« Reply #102 on: February 15, 2009, 04:19:55 PM » |
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I realize that, I'm just very touchy about my body and what I can and can't do.
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Pieman
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« Reply #103 on: February 15, 2009, 04:25:26 PM » |
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
You become incredibly well-muscled and accidentally crush Pel's head. |
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Pixel Pincher
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« Reply #104 on: February 15, 2009, 04:32:14 PM » |
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I realy hope you die Pieman. lol, You know you are the kinda person that I get along with the best. Thank you for being on the forum. NOW DIE!!!
*comes at Pieman with a pie cutter*
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Pieman
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« Reply #105 on: February 15, 2009, 04:39:02 PM » |
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Ooh! I've had trouble cutting this pie for ages! Thanks for helping.
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
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juneloveslotr
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« Reply #106 on: February 16, 2009, 01:18:18 PM » |
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Sorry, Pel. I know how much your shoulder hurts, but that has NOTHING on my elbow. Try having having your tricep not work, not because in disconnected from you bone, but the bone severed off where in attaches. Two surgeries and years later, it still constantly hurts.
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Sorry, I'm Dyslexic and can't spell. Please don't bug me about it.
My Stuff:
Angus Ghost in Jar
4 Fir Trees
Pets: Otter, Dragon
Sword and Shield
Scarf, Sentient Straightjacket
Sleeping Orangey painting
20 Spiderman Comic Books
Tree house
ShyMiester Mask
925 Battle Pastries left
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Ziggy Stardust
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« Reply #107 on: February 16, 2009, 04:37:40 PM » |
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Can we not turn this into a contest?
I thought I left elementary school behind! D:
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Yo dawg, I heard you like being ridiculous on the internet, so I put memes in your thread so you can lol while you lol. Your mum was a Tyrannosaur. |
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Torg
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« Reply #108 on: February 16, 2009, 05:19:07 PM » |
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I think June wins.
It took me two days to notice I had a broken arm, but said arm was broken at a math tournament, so it doesn't count.
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As the size of an explosion increases, the number of social situations it is incapable of solving approaches zero. The idea of you with a tank brings fear like I've never known.
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juneloveslotr
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« Reply #109 on: February 16, 2009, 07:02:48 PM » |
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That's dunkin' great!
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Sorry, I'm Dyslexic and can't spell. Please don't bug me about it.
My Stuff:
Angus Ghost in Jar
4 Fir Trees
Pets: Otter, Dragon
Sword and Shield
Scarf, Sentient Straightjacket
Sleeping Orangey painting
20 Spiderman Comic Books
Tree house
ShyMiester Mask
925 Battle Pastries left
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Torg
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« Reply #110 on: February 16, 2009, 07:38:26 PM » |
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As I said, you win. I'm competing for third place in the pain tolerance competition.
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As the size of an explosion increases, the number of social situations it is incapable of solving approaches zero. The idea of you with a tank brings fear like I've never known.
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the Scarf
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« Reply #111 on: February 16, 2009, 08:28:21 PM » |
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Hmm....Three root canals and braces.
That competes for maybe 10th place, and only on this forum.
AHAHAA!! I HAVE LIVED A RELATIVELY PAIN-FREE LIFE!!
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« Reply #112 on: February 16, 2009, 08:35:43 PM » |
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hmm, most painfull thing... must be aider when I got paralyzed by growing pains in both my legs or when I allmost pulled the right leg out of the hip socket.
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Azathoth'ai llll c-ebumna! fm'latgh gof'nn shugg-oth!
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Ziggy Stardust
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« Reply #113 on: February 16, 2009, 09:37:48 PM » |
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I've never broken anything or even gotten bronchitis. In fact I've never been hospitalized... weird. Best I got is when my dad fixed an ingrown toenail of mine, and even then was minor tears and bloodshed. When my brother has that done he squeals like a girl.  |
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Yo dawg, I heard you like being ridiculous on the internet, so I put memes in your thread so you can lol while you lol. Your mum was a Tyrannosaur. |
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Pieman
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« Reply #114 on: February 17, 2009, 03:23:44 AM » |
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I've only been for falling off a chair as a toddler, and mri's for my migraines.
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
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Chris Hallbeck
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« Reply #115 on: February 17, 2009, 09:27:40 AM » |
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The only bone I have broken is my skull.
Thus the source of Biff comics is revealed.
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« Reply #116 on: February 17, 2009, 11:36:51 AM » |
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I've gotten an ingrown toenail...
and I had to get stitches on my forehead.
and I got a burn on the back of my neck from the barbecue when I was three.
I don't remember that last one though...
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juneloveslotr
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« Reply #117 on: February 17, 2009, 02:22:19 PM » |
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Too much to list... Damn, I'm accident prone... But I've only ever had one cavity, and the was in the last year. Still don't know how, I take really good care of my teeth.
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Sorry, I'm Dyslexic and can't spell. Please don't bug me about it.
My Stuff:
Angus Ghost in Jar
4 Fir Trees
Pets: Otter, Dragon
Sword and Shield
Scarf, Sentient Straightjacket
Sleeping Orangey painting
20 Spiderman Comic Books
Tree house
ShyMiester Mask
925 Battle Pastries left
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« Reply #118 on: February 17, 2009, 05:00:28 PM » |
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Ya ok, June dose win with the elbow but I still have a hard time beliving that anyone on this forum has had a more painfull life them me. Sadly most of the pain that gets inflicted on me is from things I like do do or think is fun. For examlpe I oce disocated my shoulder wile jumoing from a roof top. It was creepy when I saw my arm two inches lower then it should have bean. Oddly, it didn't hurt till my Dad put it back in.
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« Reply #119 on: February 17, 2009, 05:23:33 PM » |
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The only bone I have broken is my skull.
Thus the source of Biff comics is revealed.
I lol'd. My teeth are really bad. I don't know how, I brush them twice a day. Maybe it's from eating way too many sweets as a child. My Nan used to put sugar on sweets. Sugar. On SWEETS. |
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