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« Reply #120 on: February 17, 2009, 05:31:10 PM » |
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Sadly most of the pain that gets inflicted on me is from things I like do do or think is fun. For example I once dislocated my shoulder wile jumping from a roof top.
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« Reply #121 on: February 17, 2009, 06:14:02 PM » |
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« Reply #122 on: February 17, 2009, 06:17:20 PM » |
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Dislocating your shoulder after jumping from a roof.
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« Reply #123 on: February 17, 2009, 06:51:53 PM » |
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Nan used to put sugar on sweets.
Sugar. On SWEETS.
Sugar on candy? That's a bit redundant. It does remind me of my mom though, in a different way. She puts salt on pizza. Hey for low blood pressure. Dislocating your shoulder after jumping from a roof.
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« Reply #124 on: February 18, 2009, 06:39:09 AM » |
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I've sprained my wrist before, after falling off a wall.
My friend said it looked hilarious.
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« Reply #125 on: February 18, 2009, 08:39:12 AM » |
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He use to do that to impress me, before me realized I wasn't impressed. I'll try that next time I'm trying to win a girl's affection. |
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« Reply #126 on: February 18, 2009, 09:33:12 AM » |
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I've sprained my wrist before, after falling off a wall.
My friend said it looked hilarious.
I'm sure it didn't feel hilarious. I'll try that next time I'm trying to win a girl's affection.
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« Reply #127 on: February 18, 2009, 02:53:14 PM » |
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I used to be an idiot.
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« Reply #128 on: February 18, 2009, 04:48:00 PM » |
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I'm sure it didn't feel hilarious.
It kinda did. Well, it kinda felt like it would look hilarious, considering the speed at which I fell off the wall. Very. Very. Slowly. |
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« Reply #129 on: February 18, 2009, 05:42:33 PM » |
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I once tried to like down a metal guard rail, stopped unexpectedly, flailed wildly for a few seconds, then in slow motion fell directly backwards and down half a flight of steps. I stood up dazed, took a few steps to a bench, then cried for half a minute. After that I laughed for three minutes.
It hurt my neck and bruised my cranium considerably, and I don't slide down rails or banisters anymore. I've also jumped off the roof of my house, but only when pushed.
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« Reply #130 on: February 18, 2009, 05:45:00 PM » |
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I have both laughed 'til I cried, and cried 'til I laughed.
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« Reply #131 on: February 18, 2009, 09:43:07 PM » |
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I was riding around the block on my bike when a van pulled into the driveway in front of me.
I smacked straight into it.
I got a bruise the size of a half dollar on my chin. I dented their van really badly, apparently it was new.
I also imploded my back molars.
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« Reply #132 on: February 18, 2009, 11:19:41 PM » |
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Imploding molars? How do you do that?
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« Reply #133 on: February 18, 2009, 11:59:51 PM » |
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Okay, not imploding, but they both crumbled and I had to have caps on them until they fell out.
I'm assuming my teeth clamped together on impact.
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« Reply #134 on: February 19, 2009, 12:03:03 AM » |
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That makes more sence.
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« Reply #135 on: February 19, 2009, 05:13:09 AM » |
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I was riding around the block on my bike when a van pulled into the driveway in front of me.
I smacked straight into it.
I got a bruise the size of a half dollar on my chin. I dented their van really badly, apparently it was new.
I also imploded my back molars.
It would help if I knew how big a half dollar was. |
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« Reply #136 on: February 19, 2009, 07:29:37 AM » |
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Google.
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« Reply #137 on: February 19, 2009, 09:18:38 AM » |
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I don't know exact measurements, but it was a bruise that was the same size as my chin.
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« Reply #138 on: February 19, 2009, 06:34:17 PM » |
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An inch-and-a-half, or around 5 centimeters in diameter?
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