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« Reply #240 on: June 28, 2009, 02:03:06 PM »

Haven't we all?
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« Reply #241 on: June 28, 2009, 06:54:34 PM »

I believe we all have. Even if we hadn't, it's not much to be bragging about.
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« Reply #242 on: June 28, 2009, 09:08:41 PM »

We should raise pigs.

I already have my portable farm on standby, just in case anyone gets hungry, or if any bacon-powered machinery needs re-fuelling.
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« Reply #243 on: June 28, 2009, 09:15:25 PM »

Quick! My breakfast needs some portable farm products!
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« Reply #244 on: June 28, 2009, 09:18:01 PM »

*Drops a cow into a combine harvester.*

*takes the burgers from the back of the vehicle*

*Puts them on Sophie's plate*
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« Reply #245 on: June 28, 2009, 09:19:51 PM »

Yes!
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« Reply #246 on: June 28, 2009, 09:43:57 PM »

Oops...The engine wasn't on...they may be a bit raw(r).
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« Reply #247 on: June 28, 2009, 09:47:04 PM »

I fail to see the problem. Raw just means they're that much more delicious.
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« Reply #248 on: June 29, 2009, 04:14:45 AM »

AHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! i have finally done it! *picks up rather large rock with a flap on it* look and behold the bacon powered rock!! no longer willl rocks simply be rocks, or powered by flux capacitors, but bacon instead! And you all get one!
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« Reply #249 on: June 29, 2009, 05:19:18 AM »

I already had a bacon-powered rock.

I even made a band out of some a while back.


It sounded terrible.
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« Reply #250 on: June 29, 2009, 05:21:30 AM »

Yes but mine uses turkey bacon
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« Reply #251 on: June 29, 2009, 07:25:38 AM »

Which means even less than Canadian bacon.
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« Reply #252 on: June 29, 2009, 09:25:35 AM »

You mean ham?
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« Reply #253 on: June 29, 2009, 09:52:52 AM »

and something to bring us back to the topic
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« Reply #254 on: June 29, 2009, 03:00:36 PM »

You mean ham?
Which, being made from pig, is closer to real bacon than turkey bacon is.
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« Reply #255 on: June 29, 2009, 07:03:29 PM »

True.
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« Reply #256 on: July 08, 2009, 04:21:28 PM »

Ahahaa....

Can the bacon powered tank shoot bacon powered rocks?
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« Reply #257 on: July 08, 2009, 07:00:17 PM »

Why would rocks need to be bacon powered? What would they do with the power?
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« Reply #258 on: July 08, 2009, 07:08:54 PM »

Be better? I dunno.
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« Reply #259 on: July 08, 2009, 07:42:28 PM »


Whoo Joss Whedon!!
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« Reply #260 on: July 08, 2009, 10:58:15 PM »

OH, hey, guess what?
At YCA, meals were all-you-can-eat buffet style.
They had Bacon every morning.


I ate so much bacon.
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« Reply #261 on: July 10, 2009, 01:14:10 PM »

Frakking Twilight fans gonna ruin Comic-Con. Especially the highly anticipated panels for "Avatar", "TRON", "Alice in Wonderland", and "A Christmas Carrol". ROT IN HELL TWILIGHT FANS!
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« Reply #262 on: July 10, 2009, 01:21:17 PM »

I like the link at the bottom of the article- Twilight riot!
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« Reply #263 on: July 10, 2009, 05:45:18 PM »

Woot! They moved Avatar back and New Moon forward in the schedule. TRON and the rest are still in a bad place and the Twilight fans can still go choke on a bag of dongs.
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« Reply #264 on: July 10, 2009, 06:01:28 PM »

They should just keep prolonging the Twilight so it never actually happens.
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« Reply #265 on: July 10, 2009, 06:02:37 PM »

When you say 'Avatar' do you mean 'Avatar: the last Airbender' ?
Because that would be awesome!
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« Reply #266 on: July 10, 2009, 07:34:31 PM »

I got addicted to that series a while back, and watched it in about a week, on this anime streaming website that I can't remember the name of.
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« Reply #267 on: July 10, 2009, 10:32:19 PM »

When you say 'Avatar' do you mean 'Avatar: the last Airbender' ?
Because that would be awesome!
There is a live-action Avatar movie coming out, but the commercial I saw said the title was The Last Airbender, so I'm not sure if it's the same one.
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« Reply #268 on: July 11, 2009, 10:17:51 AM »

Avatar: The Last Airbender is coming out, directed by M. Night Shamalamadingdong.
Avatar is coming out much later. It is directed by James Cameron, is a sci-fi epic, and costs well over $300 million dollars. It's one of THE most highly anticipated movies to be coming out.
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« Reply #269 on: July 12, 2009, 02:07:38 PM »

What is the film A:TLOA/TLA in relation to the series?
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