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« Reply #30 on: January 16, 2009, 11:28:55 PM »

Could you edit out my comment and and put it in a new post? Heck, I can do that. Should I do that so it's all Hunky Dory?
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« Reply #31 on: January 16, 2009, 11:29:48 PM »

That's be the easiest way.
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« Reply #32 on: January 16, 2009, 11:30:59 PM »

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« Reply #33 on: January 16, 2009, 11:31:59 PM »

Uhh... no.

To do that, you would have had to prevent the conversation from drifting in the first place, a task you failed miserably at, considering you were a large part of its impetus.
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« Reply #34 on: January 16, 2009, 11:33:13 PM »

Uhh... no.

To do that, you would have had to prevent the conversation from drifting in the first place, a task you failed miserably at, considering you were a large part of its impetus.
But I totally saved your a$$. YYYYYEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!
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« Reply #35 on: January 16, 2009, 11:35:42 PM »

Whatever helps you sleep at night.
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« Reply #36 on: January 16, 2009, 11:37:10 PM »

Damn straight, foo'.
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« Reply #37 on: January 17, 2009, 11:24:31 AM »

Yay.

And how's the weather in Chicago, Chris? We got the coldest day in 15 years here in the greater Pittsburgh area with -7 and a -25 with windchill.

When I left for work on Friday it was -17 with a -40 windchill. My car was almost warm inside after the hour drive to work.
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« Reply #38 on: January 17, 2009, 11:46:03 AM »

It's 65 here, but a southerly wind is blowing very cold.
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« Reply #39 on: January 17, 2009, 02:53:41 PM »

It was so cold here yesterday that school was canceled because the buses wouldn't start.
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« Reply #40 on: January 17, 2009, 03:26:37 PM »

Me too buddy.
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« Reply #41 on: January 17, 2009, 05:56:00 PM »

We're gettin rather nice weather here.
It's windy, but very sunny and clear. I like it.
...until the sun shines into my face and I can't get away from it. D:
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« Reply #42 on: January 18, 2009, 09:12:16 AM »

I prefer weather that's cloudy to weather that's sunny.
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« Reply #43 on: January 18, 2009, 12:22:10 PM »

When I left for work on Friday it was -17 with a -40 windchill. My car was almost warm inside after the hour drive to work.

Come July 29 I get to live in Chicago for two and a half months. Then I get to go to Florida for a year. I get to be in Maimy during spring break.  Grin
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« Reply #44 on: January 18, 2009, 12:28:11 PM »

I read that as "I get to be in Mayme during spring break."

Bluh.
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« Reply #45 on: January 18, 2009, 12:31:36 PM »

Yeah, Mayme's not very appealing.
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« Reply #46 on: January 18, 2009, 12:33:23 PM »

*Twich - twich*
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« Reply #47 on: January 18, 2009, 12:42:11 PM »

Yeah, Mayme's not very appealing.

Do you even know to what I was referring?
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« Reply #48 on: January 18, 2009, 01:13:12 PM »

Watched it yesterday, thought it was mhe.
As someone who grew up on Anna Rice, those vampires weren't all that interesting. Or sexy. Wasn't that impressed. Though I did like the new spin on why they can't go out into the sun. Odd, but cool.
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« Reply #49 on: January 18, 2009, 04:39:11 PM »

You mean odd, but freaking hilariously stupid.
They SPARKLE.
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« Reply #50 on: January 18, 2009, 05:10:28 PM »

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« Reply #51 on: January 18, 2009, 05:15:31 PM »

Seriously.
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« Reply #52 on: January 18, 2009, 05:20:04 PM »

I hear that they compleatly screwed up the sparkel part in the movie. That thier supossed to sparkel like saphires. Insted it looks loke they went, "I'm going to sparkely face paint on them durrr!"
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« Reply #53 on: January 18, 2009, 05:25:13 PM »

I didn't think you hated it that much.
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« Reply #54 on: January 18, 2009, 05:26:05 PM »

I didn't. I just like to poke fun at stuff right now.
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« Reply #55 on: January 18, 2009, 05:33:55 PM »

I hear that they compleatly screwed up the sparkel part in the movie. That thier supossed to sparkel like saphires. Insted it looks loke they went, "I'm going to sparkely face paint on them durrr!"

That, and the concept itself is completely stupid.
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« Reply #56 on: January 18, 2009, 05:37:33 PM »

That to. As Miester put it, "There has to be a human trump card over vampires or they would just rule the world."
Twilights problem was that the only way to kill a vampire was to have another vampire rip them apart and burn them. That was the only way to kill one. Sun light is the major reason vampires wouldn't, if they existed, rule the world.
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« Reply #57 on: January 19, 2009, 11:04:54 AM »

Sun light is the major reason vampires wouldn't, if they existed, rule the world.
What do you mean, "if"? You thought those stories you read as a child were fictional? They were cautionary tales to prepare you for adult life.
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« Reply #58 on: January 19, 2009, 12:32:50 PM »

If you're going to try and get around the whole 'death in sunlight' thing, then at least have sunlight have a bad effect. I once read a short story that involved a Vampire who went blind when they saw the sun. It wasn't that great of a story, but it was better then Twilight.
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« Reply #59 on: January 19, 2009, 02:20:37 PM »

they sparkel? thats it? wth? thats even more stupid that a old donald duck comic my friend saw, where they turned into mushrooms -_-
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