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« Reply #30 on: June 27, 2009, 08:53:14 PM »

I don't know. You see how that worked out for Michael Jackson.
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« Reply #31 on: June 27, 2009, 11:07:35 PM »

Cosmetic surgery would just get you a slightly different whiny, hormonal body.
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« Reply #32 on: June 27, 2009, 11:12:32 PM »

And make you a pedophile!
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« Reply #33 on: June 28, 2009, 05:14:21 PM »

There are so many things wrong with that statement, it hurts.
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« Reply #34 on: June 28, 2009, 06:54:57 PM »

Hey, it's what I do.
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« Reply #35 on: June 28, 2009, 09:09:55 PM »

Well that is a good thing. I would hate to be in this whiny, hormonal body for the rest of my life.

Eh, you're going to die before you leave it.
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« Reply #36 on: June 28, 2009, 09:16:11 PM »

Pieman, what is it with you and dwelling on what has already occurred?
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« Reply #37 on: June 28, 2009, 09:18:31 PM »

Not being here for a fort-half-hour.
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« Reply #38 on: June 28, 2009, 09:20:25 PM »

The horror! The pure, unadulterated, PG-13 horror!
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« Reply #39 on: July 08, 2009, 06:14:09 PM »

FAKE
It only has six tenticles. SIX.
It should have 8, PLUS 2 LONG ONES.
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« Reply #40 on: July 10, 2009, 08:00:35 PM »

... I read "tenticles" as "testicles" rather then "tentacles." It didn't make much since...
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« Reply #41 on: July 11, 2009, 09:02:19 AM »

I have 8 testicles, PLUS 2 LONG ONES.
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« Reply #42 on: July 11, 2009, 01:51:35 PM »

How does that not make sense?
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« Reply #43 on: July 11, 2009, 04:23:32 PM »

Kentan... you broke my mind. I hope you're quite satisfied with yourself...
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« Reply #44 on: July 11, 2009, 04:24:59 PM »

I have 8 testicles, PLUS 2 LONG ONES.

How many are in jars?
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« Reply #45 on: July 12, 2009, 08:44:50 AM »

Kentan... you broke my mind. I hope you're quite satisfied with yourself...
I aim to please.
How many are in jars?
Only 3.141592 of them.
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« Reply #46 on: July 12, 2009, 02:08:35 PM »

Mmmm, Pijar....
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« Reply #47 on: July 14, 2009, 09:02:54 PM »

Only 3.141592 of them.

I would say a little more then that... but not a lot.
http://3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592.com/
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« Reply #48 on: July 14, 2009, 09:09:36 PM »

Aww, it's not all there anymore.
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« Reply #49 on: July 14, 2009, 09:32:46 PM »

Yeah, that was a little disappointing. I wanted all 1,000,000.
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« Reply #50 on: July 15, 2009, 09:34:54 AM »

Or you could just, you know, go to /index314.html.
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« Reply #51 on: July 15, 2009, 11:42:22 AM »

Thanks!
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« Reply #52 on: July 24, 2009, 11:50:02 AM »

The preorder sale ends today!

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« Reply #53 on: July 24, 2009, 03:36:14 PM »

Hey, guess what I did on a whim after reading that? :D
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« Reply #54 on: July 24, 2009, 03:43:48 PM »

Hey, guess what I did on a whim after reading that? :D

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« Reply #55 on: July 24, 2009, 07:48:11 PM »

I fully expect you to write something awesome in them, by the way. :P
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« Reply #56 on: July 24, 2009, 10:15:00 PM »

Yours will have a special supplies gift.

(Hint: It starts with an "L" and rhymes with "Etterbomb")
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« Reply #57 on: July 30, 2009, 01:26:14 PM »

Yesssssss

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« Reply #58 on: July 30, 2009, 02:18:09 PM »

:D
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« Reply #59 on: July 30, 2009, 02:21:40 PM »

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