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« Reply #60 on: May 22, 2010, 09:22:18 PM »

They've tried to go to Metric. It failed...  Cry
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« Reply #61 on: May 23, 2010, 07:49:29 AM »

You know what slurps? The imperial system of measurements.
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« Reply #62 on: May 23, 2010, 10:30:42 AM »

WTF? It's like English units, but not???  Shocked
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« Reply #63 on: May 23, 2010, 04:19:12 PM »

Metric all the way.
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« Reply #64 on: May 30, 2010, 04:03:38 PM »

SNC: The intro theme to the second season of Pokémon.
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« Reply #65 on: June 02, 2010, 02:40:44 AM »

Anime filler.

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« Reply #66 on: June 07, 2010, 09:54:37 AM »

No Fallout 4 till 2011. Dammit.
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« Reply #67 on: July 01, 2010, 11:07:18 AM »

My employer found out that I was moving in Setp, and now they are thinking of ending my employment now for it. F my life.
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« Reply #68 on: July 01, 2010, 11:47:34 AM »

Setp?
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« Reply #69 on: July 01, 2010, 03:28:38 PM »

Super Not-cool: Cancer. Cancer is super not-cool.
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« Reply #70 on: July 01, 2010, 03:51:30 PM »

SNC: People reminding you about cancer.
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« Reply #71 on: July 01, 2010, 04:47:57 PM »

Oh right, I thought it might have been an acronym for something.
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« Reply #72 on: July 01, 2010, 09:07:51 PM »

SNC: Anxiety attacks.
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« Reply #73 on: July 07, 2010, 11:55:33 PM »

It's Official, I'm no longer employed. Again. F my life.
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« Reply #74 on: July 12, 2010, 01:24:25 AM »

SNC: Humidity. And smoking owls.
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« Reply #75 on: July 12, 2010, 12:33:38 PM »

Oh, how cute. You think you have high humidity.

Why aren't smoking owls cool, though?
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« Reply #76 on: July 12, 2010, 02:34:50 PM »

maybe she is secretly a mouse/shrew/Simon Cowell with a grudge agianst smokers.
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« Reply #77 on: July 12, 2010, 11:46:51 PM »

I meant, smoking them. Like out of pipes. Drugs are bad, mmkay?
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« Reply #78 on: July 13, 2010, 07:54:17 AM »

Wait what why would you want to smoke an owl. That's worse than huffing kittens.
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« Reply #79 on: July 13, 2010, 10:21:59 PM »

I meant, smoking them. Like out of pipes. Drugs are bad, mmkay?
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« Reply #80 on: September 04, 2010, 08:20:11 PM »

I attempted this and failed painfully.
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« Reply #81 on: September 04, 2010, 10:51:41 PM »

Did it break? Sad
When I forget a bottle-opener, I just hit the bottle against the edge of a reserved for handicapped sign. Works pretty well, but dents the signs up rather nastily.
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« Reply #82 on: September 04, 2010, 11:36:36 PM »

Super not cool: Wasting over $400 on a class that I was unable to finish on time. I feel really great about myself now, especially considering that my last week of summer was completely consumed by trying to complete Assignment 7. It is not fun being held hostage in your own house.
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« Reply #83 on: September 05, 2010, 12:30:55 AM »

Did it break? Sad
I now have a massive gash across my hand.
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« Reply #84 on: September 05, 2010, 09:43:16 AM »

Ouch ouch! I've got a gash too, but that's from accidentally sticking my hand in a rosebush. As it turns out, I'm allergic to rosebushes, 'cause it swelled way the hell up.
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« Reply #85 on: September 05, 2010, 10:02:32 AM »

Just unwrapped it & had a shower.


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« Reply #86 on: September 05, 2010, 04:15:05 PM »

Okay... well, next time, we'll just use a corkscrew, yeah?
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« Reply #87 on: September 05, 2010, 04:27:49 PM »

But we didn't have any!

Maybe next time I'll use an owl of the Teat variety.
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« Reply #88 on: September 06, 2010, 12:54:10 AM »

I googled that, expecting horrific sights. Instead, just a lot of owls.
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« Reply #89 on: September 06, 2010, 05:11:31 AM »

It's a joke.

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