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« Reply #2070 on: January 25, 2010, 03:14:13 PM » |
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In case it wasn't clear, I know the spider thing is made up. Biff doesn't.
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« Reply #2071 on: January 25, 2010, 10:35:15 PM » |
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I wonder how many calories a spider has! That way, we can regulate our diet whilst sleeping.
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« Reply #2072 on: January 26, 2010, 12:15:34 AM » |
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It would very much depend on the size of the spider. The biggest spider you could accedently swallow would be very small, say three grams of spider, if you say that the spider was made of only protein (which is pretty close to the truth), then your talking about a maximum of twelve calories. Funny enough, according to one site, that's the amount of calories a five-second kiss would burn. Little fun fact for you all. (Wow, I need to lay off the caffeine...)
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« Reply #2073 on: January 26, 2010, 11:17:50 AM » |
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I don't think I would feel comfortable spending 5 seconds kissing somebody who just ate a spider.
I would, however, feel comfortable spending 5 seconds kissing someone who just ate a grape and jizzed in their pants.
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« Reply #2074 on: January 26, 2010, 11:20:58 AM » |
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If they had ate it whole and not chewed it and then spent two minutes washing it down with pure spider death drink then, yeah sure why not.
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« Reply #2075 on: January 26, 2010, 02:56:16 PM » |
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A raccoon-a-pult! That might actually work. Great work Biff! *Puts idea to good use*
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« Reply #2076 on: January 26, 2010, 05:29:44 PM » |
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When I got home and checked the RSS, I misread it as "Procyanide". The strip confused me for a while until I re-read the title.
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« Reply #2077 on: January 26, 2010, 11:26:26 PM » |
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There is a possum that lives my my backyard. I don't really wanna fling him anywhere. He's kinda cute!
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« Reply #2078 on: January 27, 2010, 08:34:58 AM » |
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Aaaaah, the classic Family Guy knocked out pose, Hilarious.
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« Reply #2079 on: January 27, 2010, 06:22:20 PM » |
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Oh, Din. Mute buttons... They are my bane. I can't even find it on my own remote!
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« Reply #2080 on: January 28, 2010, 08:17:25 AM » |
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It's right next to that button, sprite.
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« Reply #2081 on: January 28, 2010, 09:27:49 AM » |
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Below, actually. There are no buttons right next to it.
And would it kill them to use words to label things?
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« Reply #2082 on: January 28, 2010, 10:09:48 AM » |
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What? You mean your remote doesn't have labels? ouch.
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« Reply #2083 on: January 28, 2010, 06:24:08 PM » |
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I figured out what this week's theme is finally. I feel very dumb that it took until Thursday to figure it out.
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« Reply #2084 on: January 28, 2010, 10:28:40 PM » |
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I go back and look at comics from a few months back and sometimes I can't figure them out myself. :0
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« Reply #2085 on: January 29, 2010, 10:04:46 AM » |
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Sometimes I pick a comic in the archives and spend a while staring at it, then giggle a bit and pick another.
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« Reply #2086 on: January 29, 2010, 11:18:59 AM » |
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I go back and try to decipher (big word) comics I couldn't get......what if we made that a thread, the Biffasodes you didn't get thread....yeah, I like the sound of that.
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« Reply #2087 on: January 29, 2010, 12:10:28 PM » |
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I think it would be a little redundant for this thread to tell the truth. (And 'decipher' isn't that big of a word, or that archaic really.)
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« Reply #2088 on: January 29, 2010, 01:07:50 PM » |
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Give me the launch codes!
That is what 'decipher' makes me think of.
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« Reply #2089 on: February 02, 2010, 11:30:51 AM » |
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I think of Indiana Jones when I hear or say the word: Decipher.
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« Reply #2090 on: February 02, 2010, 11:35:52 AM » |
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I haven't had a rocket pop in forever... I suppose they lost their novelty when I found out you can buy whole packs of them at the supermarket for slightly more than you pay for one from the ice cream truck.
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« Reply #2091 on: February 02, 2010, 04:01:06 PM » |
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At one point in Morrisons, you could buy two bottles of Friji for cheaper than it was to buy one.
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« Reply #2092 on: February 02, 2010, 08:14:26 PM » |
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And you can get a dozen icecream sandwiches for the price of three. I feel as though the icecream truck people are over charging us. Not that icecream trucks come anywhere near us. We can't even get pizza delivered!  Edit: The giant squid, she is back!  |
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« Reply #2093 on: February 09, 2010, 02:38:26 AM » |
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I'd run away from both.
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« Reply #2094 on: February 09, 2010, 02:03:22 PM » |
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Fresh mushrooms are the best, but that may be a little too fresh... Truly, the only only thing in today's comic that threw me off is what it implies. Living mushrooms aren't that disgusting, is the thought of what state the pizza would have to be in in order to get said shrooms that makes me go 'ich'.
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« Reply #2095 on: February 09, 2010, 04:34:05 PM » |
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Mmm, brainshroom.
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« Reply #2096 on: February 09, 2010, 04:41:34 PM » |
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Is that what vegetarian zombies ate? *starts to build an ad for Brainshrooms: a meatless, low fat alternative to brain for today's more health conscious zombie. Also, brain coral could be crushed up for a high mineral cereal "A quick, nutritious breakfast for zombies on the go"*
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« Reply #2097 on: February 09, 2010, 04:43:36 PM » |
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« Reply #2098 on: February 09, 2010, 04:46:59 PM » |
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Yes, I know what brainshroom is, it just got me thinking how silly that sounds. I am a student of biochemistry.
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« Reply #2099 on: February 09, 2010, 04:48:54 PM » |
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I'm sorry if I offended you. Here, have a brainshroom.
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