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People actually TEST 9-volt batteries like that? Like, just to see if they work? I only do it because the jolt makes my tongue go pleasurably numb. Pizza is _so_ much better.
*enjoys the thought of everybody staring at this comment*
That sounds very painful. Like the time I stuck a paper clip in between the prongs on a car battery. My hand would twitch randomly for a week, and I still can’t write straight.
i once accidnetly chewed trough a head phone cable, know i know electrcity tastes good, if your togue muscle contarcts it goes back, and where all teh nerves in my teeth are
I have been electrocuted four times by virtue of being stupid enough to touch the metal part of the plug on a lamp while it was halfway in the outlet. Half of the times I did it on purpose cause it made me feel all tingly.
I once tried to get a lightbulb to light up by touching it to the exposed ends of a cut plug. I was having trouble because one of the ends was still wrapped in the plastic, so I decided to chew the plastic off. I completely forgot to unplug the thing from the extension cord I was using to get the electricity to the lightbulb.
Car battery? dunno, but 12V seems a little too weak to actually do anything to your hand… It can however burn the paperclip, lead-acid batteries have crazy current output if shorted. Then again, i do know this guy who says he gets jolted from a car battery… Maybe too much salt in the body.
When I was younger, I liked the taste of metal. One day I put one end of a cell phone charger in my mouth, not realizing that my dad had forgot to unplug it.
I gots horses. I play with the 300-acre electric fence generator that we stuck on our 10 acre pasture all the time. I melted my tongue to it once and shorted it out.
Thankfully I was rather close to the box. My tongue is still kinda forked. Wounds opening and cauderizing instaneously does not taste good.
December 23rd, 2006 at 4:11 am
DEAR GOD! Is the man being paid HUGE sums of money or is he just plain dumb?
January 5th, 2007 at 12:52 am
I believe this is the first time I’ve seen his eye with a pupil,his teeth too.
January 13th, 2007 at 5:45 pm
Zealous, this comic is basically fantasy version of the Darwin Awards.
January 13th, 2007 at 6:03 pm
People actually TEST 9-volt batteries like that? Like, just to see if they work? I only do it because the jolt makes my tongue go pleasurably numb. Pizza is _so_ much better.
*enjoys the thought of everybody staring at this comment*
January 14th, 2007 at 8:15 am
Sure you can test it - only once…
January 20th, 2007 at 5:33 am
Natural Selection.
January 26th, 2007 at 9:57 pm
been there, done that
February 13th, 2007 at 8:09 am
“Hmmm, extremely high voltage… I wonder what that tastes like?”
February 17th, 2007 at 10:23 pm
It tastes like pain and death!
February 22nd, 2007 at 6:40 pm
electricity delicious?
thats what Kaolla Su from Love Hina anime would say…
February 23rd, 2007 at 8:23 pm
tried it with a handcrank generator light socket (young and stupid, obviously) couldn’t taste for a week
February 26th, 2007 at 2:55 pm
I laughed so hard at Rogue Psyker’s comment, oh god!
February 26th, 2007 at 10:05 pm
oh noes! now he has to start over with growing eyebrows and a moustache again! 0__0 hehe i’m glad i’ve never been shocked that badly.
March 21st, 2007 at 3:40 pm
I find this hilarious, it’s the best one coming from the beginning.
March 26th, 2007 at 10:18 am
Rogue Psyker- xD
April 4th, 2007 at 7:31 pm
I think he’s being paid quite large sums of money to BE stupid…why else could he afford to make all that he does (see later comics)?
April 9th, 2007 at 5:39 pm
That sounds very painful. Like the time I stuck a paper clip in between the prongs on a car battery. My hand would twitch randomly for a week, and I still can’t write straight.
April 10th, 2007 at 10:33 pm
GASP! HE ACTUALLY HAS EYES?!
April 11th, 2007 at 7:09 pm
Also he’s a cartoon.
May 8th, 2007 at 1:54 pm
i once accidnetly chewed trough a head phone cable, know i know electrcity tastes good, if your togue muscle contarcts it goes back, and where all teh nerves in my teeth are
May 23rd, 2007 at 6:28 pm
Ah, but fire tastes like bacon!!!
(reference to an obscure sprite comic, don’t go thinking I’m crazy or anything… o.o; )
May 29th, 2007 at 10:42 pm
Ansem Retort. And you are worng, fire merely tastes of AGONY.
May 31st, 2007 at 2:43 pm
I have been electrocuted four times by virtue of being stupid enough to touch the metal part of the plug on a lamp while it was halfway in the outlet. Half of the times I did it on purpose cause it made me feel all tingly.
June 7th, 2007 at 10:05 am
I once tried to get a lightbulb to light up by touching it to the exposed ends of a cut plug. I was having trouble because one of the ends was still wrapped in the plastic, so I decided to chew the plastic off. I completely forgot to unplug the thing from the extension cord I was using to get the electricity to the lightbulb.
Maybe that’s what’s wrong with me?
June 10th, 2007 at 12:53 am
yes. yes it is.
June 14th, 2007 at 4:43 pm
Car battery? dunno, but 12V seems a little too weak to actually do anything to your hand… It can however burn the paperclip, lead-acid batteries have crazy current output if shorted. Then again, i do know this guy who says he gets jolted from a car battery… Maybe too much salt in the body.
June 29th, 2007 at 10:17 pm
Ouch! Can’t believe he did that!
July 12th, 2007 at 10:22 pm
When I was younger, I liked the taste of metal. One day I put one end of a cell phone charger in my mouth, not realizing that my dad had forgot to unplug it.
Me: eeeeeeEEEEEEEEAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!
July 14th, 2007 at 9:51 pm
I gots horses. I play with the 300-acre electric fence generator that we stuck on our 10 acre pasture all the time. I melted my tongue to it once and shorted it out.
Thankfully I was rather close to the box. My tongue is still kinda forked. Wounds opening and cauderizing instaneously does not taste good.
August 14th, 2007 at 12:50 pm
Break Man
WAIT!?????? Biff’s a cartoon???? Not an incredibly rubber, immortal, and insane man whose biography is written in The Book of Biff.
August 16th, 2007 at 12:22 pm
TomCC: it’s not the voltage that kills you, it’s the amperage.
January 4th, 2008 at 5:54 am
his eyes…..they are open!
tis a holy miracle!
April 25th, 2008 at 9:44 pm
Wow, I’ve done that. Trying to rework the wiring of the TV and peripherals and didn’t have an extra hand for a 5v adapter. I saw blue for a while.
May 16th, 2008 at 1:59 am
i plan on never doing that having touch mains voltages pretty much everyday for the last few years i’d much rather keep it away from my mouth.
June 16th, 2008 at 8:51 pm
Our dog once bit an electrical wire. It took a piece out of his tongue, poor puppy.
June 23rd, 2008 at 2:37 pm
Strangely enough, we have a dog who chews on wires. But she has never been damaged by them… even when they were plugged in.