#40 - School
March 31st, 2006

#40 - School


Stumble Biff!

^ 41 Comments...

  1. Renee

    I always wondered how my da managed to do that… now I know!

  2. prometheus

    Uphill both ways - nice.

  3. Alchav

    The road from my house to the local store is uphill both ways. I’m almost certain.

  4. Leslie

    It all makes sense now…

  5. Calthin

    B-but-but… Wouldn’t it be flat both ways? My head hurts…

  6. The Bird

    if only it could be downhill…..

  7. Naylyn

    ah the wonders of abstract thinking

  8. Psychosis

    Trippy.

  9. Fenix

    My siblings’ High School’s path is downhill at the beginning then uphill… so they go Downhill and uphill on the way back too =P…

  10. Jinuku

    Could be downhill both ways too, just would be a real tiny planet.

  11. Harmsy McTwelve

    So Biff lives in one of them spinning space environments like Babylon 5?

  12. Mattz

    How is it uphill both ways, though? It only seems uphill. From his point of view, the world is flat, but if you zoom out a bit, it appears to curve.

    Essentially, he really isn’t going up a hill, he’s walking a flat plane. It would be hard, however, if his path was a spiral (of sorts), seeing as the gravity is the same all around the edges of the world.

    If it was a spiral, he would be walking at an angle to the ‘ground’.

    A circle? No.

    XD too much physics

  13. Chris

    Well his school is in the sky above his house… I’m not sure how much more “up” it could be.

  14. Seto Kaiba

    Wow, if reading the image upside down didn’t hurt my head enough, my head just exploded after reading, or attempting to read, Mattz’s comment. Ouch.

  15. Ice

    Um… speaking of physics…

    to make it uphill both ways you’d need two points of gravity, so that one is “under” the school and the other under his home… but then he would actually be weightless and could float anywhere he wanted…

    ah, whatever, it’s probably just all inside Biff’s head anyway -_-’

  16. Noodle

    He could just jump really high..

    That saves the journey either way :P

    Noodles x

  17. bAT L.

    Maybe it’s a hamster wheel design so that he’s always at the bottom. That’s what I thought when I first read it.

  18. SGrahambo

    My theory is that his little world is spinning, the the force of ‘gravity’ is duplicated by the centripical force (I know I spelled it wrong, so sue me.). kinda like those ‘UFO’ rides at the fairs. This is also the solution as to how there is gravity on the game Halo.

  19. chum

    next thing to learn in school: writing backwards cursive!
    lol it’s fun writing backwards cursive cuz i feel like davinci ^__^

  20. Dango

    The image only moves once. He has to walk up the huge curve to get to school, the picture flips, and then he has to walk up the huge curve to get home.

  21. zantarath

    My brain exploded. Would say more, but I’m picking up the pieces and stapling them back together.

  22. CynicalSavant

    Well if it was centrifugal force, I doubt he’d be able to make much progress to anywhere.

    Let just say it’s magic, kay?

  23. Wannabeelf

    the rate of rotation can be such that the amount of centripital force is identical to the force exerted by Earth’s gravity (if you consider the centripital forces Biff is under too great for him to be able to move, then tell me you are able to move under the gravitational forces being exerted on you by the giant ball of rock you’re sitting on). this is how we can acheive “artificial gravity” in a weightless environment like outer space. motion is measured in relative terms–depending on how you look at it, you can be considered to be in motion even when you are siting perfectly still because the earth is revolving around the sun. Biff is in motion realitive to the ground he’s walking on even though he may not be in motion relative to the point around which his world is revolving.

  24. Female Fox Furry

    So he built his house on the curve last time? Foolish Biff. =P

  25. The Hebrew Hammer

    Back in my day we didn’t have no fancy new fangled “School busses”. I had to walk 14 miles in the snow, uphill, carrying all 17 of my OLDER siblings 7 days a week because when I was your age the communists made us go to school everyday of the year AND we had to eat mystery meat for lunch everday…and they didn’t offer chocolate milk. Only Commie juice!!

  26. Malachite Dragon

    When I was your age…

  27. GreenEgg

    When my Grandad was growing up, they didn’t have school. He had to walk uphill both ways, butt nekkid & barefoot, in the snow, carrying his 17 brothers and sisters - for nothing! And he LIKED it!

  28. Mint Sharpie

    Hell, that looks like a typical day at my school. They don’t call us the “Hilltoppers” for nothing…

  29. DemonRex

    Getting up would be a pain, but going down looks like it would be fun. :)

  30. Radical Edward

    It isn’t as bad as the hills in Redmond, Washington. Very steep hills. I would get off the bus with a heavy backpack and I’d have to climb up a hill every day I came home from school.

    I did that for about 6 years and I’m glad I no longer do it.

  31. Malachite Dragon

    When I Was Your Age…
    (YAY FOR WEIRD AL!)

  32. coolioness

    Mattz killed me with physics….

    I agree, Malachite Dragon. Go Weird Al indeed.

    It all makes sense now….

  33. Taffety

    Hey! The high school near me is Park View! How weird.

  34. AA Shades

    I *literally* walked a mile and a half to highschool, with a huge uphill slope at some point both ways. No snow, but i still get old-man griping rights

  35. SiaWhit

    If you think about it, if he’s going uphill both ways, then whenever we go anywhere here on earth, we are going downhill both ways. cause our earth curves inversely to Biff’s.

  36. 86Perecentninja

    Mattz physics is wrong, it cant be a gravitational thing cause he would be weightless inside the thing. I don’t feel like explaining it cause I’m lazy, but if you look into it, or ask someone with some college level physics courses, you should be able to get the reasons. Also if its the centrifugal force (For anyone who remembers a highschool phsysics teacher saying its fake, its acctually not, but… well the reasons for that are complicated, but you can also ask a college professor about that too) then he is never walks up hill cause the the force would always be perpendicular to the surface. So either bAT L’s hamster wheel is right, or CynicalSavant is right. Given the nature of biffs world though, I dont think we should be considering this so deeply.

  37. AVEENA

    just how old is biff?

  38. Elkian


    Babylon 5 reference~
    Happy~

  39. steve-o

    Lyrics to Weird Al’s “When I was your age.”

    Lemme tell ya sonny, lemme set you straight
    you kids today ain’t never had it rough
    always had everything handed to ya on a silver plate
    you lazy brats think nothins’ good enough
    Well, no-one ever drove me to school when it was 90 degrees below
    we had to walk butt naked, through forty miles of snow
    worked in the coal mine 22 hours a day for just half a cent
    had to sell my internal organs just to pay the rent
    when I was your age
    when I was your age
    when I was your age
    when I was your age
    lemme tell ya somethin’, you whiny little snot
    there’s somethin’ wrong with all you kids today
    ya just don’t appreciate all the things ya got
    we were hungry, broke, and miserable, and we liked it fine that way
    well there was 73 of us, livin’ in a cardboard box
    all I got for Christmas, was a lousy bag o’ rocks
    every night for dinner, we got a big ol’ chunk o’ dirt
    if we were really good we didn’t get dessert
    when I was your age
    when I was your age
    when I was your age
    when I was your age
    didn’t have no telephone
    didn’t have no fax machine
    all we had was a couple cans and a crummy peice o’ string
    didn’t have no swimmin’ pool when I was just a lad
    a ( I couldn’t hear this part) tank was the closest thing we had
    didn’t have no dental floss
    had to use old rusty nails
    didn’t have nintendo
    we just ( didn’t hear this part either ) on snails
    didn’t have no water bed(?)
    had to sleep on broken glass
    didn’t have no lawn mower
    we used our teeth to cut the grass
    what’s the matter now sonny
    ya say ya don’t believe this junk
    you think my story is wearin’ kinda thin
    I’ll tell ya one thing
    I never was such a disrespectful punk
    back then we had a thing called discipline
    my dad would whoop us every night til’ a quarter after twelve
    then he’d get too tired
    and he’d make us whoop ourselves
    then he chopped me into into pieces
    and played frisbee with my brain
    and lemme tell ya junior
    ya never heard me complain
    when I was your age
    when I was your age
    when I was your age
    when I was your age
    when I was your age
    when I was your age
    when I was your age
    when I was your age

    find this vid at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kB78hM_lkI

  40. trout

    well my friends its a good comment obviously mocking the old cliche of the “back in my day” speeches we all know and love

    you guys are over thinking it i mean seriously applying physics to biffs world?????

    people in the last few comics hes been cut in half electricuted and lit on fire
    this man is above and beyond the laws of our world

    in other words

    biff is THE man

  41. Deteramot

    I must agree with the above statement. You are over thinking it. It’s a comic. Laugh and enjoy it.

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