#43 - Coffee
I’m not a coffee drinker but I do wear glasses. Coffee is one of those things that I got turned off to as a kid. My mom would drink it every once in a while and I would tast it out of curiosity. It was way too bitter for my kid tastebuds. As I grew up my dislike for coffee was compounded by horrible people that gave out coffee flavored candy to me at halloween. I would unwrap a nice friendly looking piece of candy and pop it in to my mouth expecting something chocolate or maybe root beer and seconds later have to spit it right out. Most everyone else I know can’t live without coffee. I witnessed many an argument over who is supposed to fill the coffee machine at work. At least Starbucks sells hot chocolate. When I’m with a group of people that need to make a Starbucks run I still get a nice warm cup to hold in my hand so I don’t have to feel like a total outsider.
April 9th, 2006 at 2:08 pm
He takes a lot of damage to the head doesn’t he?
April 9th, 2006 at 2:10 pm
I think his head is the least intelligent part of his body.
April 10th, 2006 at 11:43 pm
I enjoy the fact that it takes him a few tries to get things right, but he never seems to actually ‘get it right’! And I agree with Chris.
amanda, you’re right, lots & lots of damage to the head! lol
January 1st, 2007 at 2:23 pm
I know exarctly how you feel.
I actually find myself drinking coffee at work sometimes (I have been habilitated to the flavour through a sort of medicinal use on mornings after long nights) and stopping and thinking, “wait, I donīt actually LIKE coffe”.
-r
January 4th, 2007 at 9:40 pm
Amen Chris, coffee is evil and slowly taking over our civilization (should civilization be in quotes?). I mean, look at Biff.. there are hidden dangers.. he probably can’t wait to get his next cup..
January 4th, 2007 at 9:47 pm
TKort - you are correct:
http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/09/29/118-friday/
January 8th, 2007 at 11:40 am
I like the milkshakes at Starbucks. I especially like going into a Starbucks and ordering a small/medium/large milkshake.
January 12th, 2007 at 1:32 am
I hate coffee, but like capacino, uhm, cappachino? The stuff thats made from coffee but has enough additives that it tastes so much better. (it remains a rare treat i get twice a year).
January 13th, 2007 at 6:23 pm
wait…………..(insert squeeky hamster wheel noise here)……….HE WEARS GLASSES!!!!!!
January 16th, 2007 at 8:44 pm
Thats a serious danger to those of us that wear glasses…
January 21st, 2007 at 7:45 am
Mm.. I only like very sweet frapuccinos =P… Thankfully I don’t wear glasses, and I don’t depend on coffee xD…
February 24th, 2007 at 12:08 pm
Worse still never buy washing up liquid in one of those clear bottles when it is the same colour as the olive oil. Washing up liquid in a frying pan doesn’t work quite the same.
April 9th, 2007 at 5:48 pm
Biff is going to end up as stupid as Fighter. (Reference to 8-Bit Theater)
April 10th, 2007 at 1:36 pm
is that tim hortons coffee? because tim hortons coffee is like 5000 degrees Celsius when they give it to you. I think its the only coffee that could light your face of fire.
April 10th, 2007 at 7:37 pm
Starbuks does make excelent hot chocolate. their lattes are kind of bitter because ot the beans they use. i still love their carmel Machiattos thought–they’re the second sweetest drink on the menu after hot chocolate. if you ever tried a carmel machiatto, i wouldn’t be surprised it it changed the way you feel about coffee–it certainly did me.
April 10th, 2007 at 10:37 pm
Apparently his glasses are rather heavy, explaining why he so rarely wears them, and how he can mistake it with a pot of coffee.
April 28th, 2007 at 9:23 am
When he puts his glasses on, does he SLAM them onto his face? seems like the only reason he would smash a mug on his head involuntarily…
anyway, as a kid, I liked coffee more than I do NOW. I mean, I love coffee, but it has to have at least 1/3 milk added to it plus 2 spoonfuls of sugar when I drink it. When I was about three or so, I would guzzle down my Grandmother’s BLACK coffee when she was in another room.
May 23rd, 2007 at 6:31 pm
I live on tea. Tea is the elixir of life. Coffee is only for recreational purposes.
May 29th, 2007 at 10:51 pm
No one will EVER be as stupid as fighter. There are rocks smarter than him.
June 29th, 2007 at 10:23 pm
I prefer coffee made by a barista. I’m very spoiled…I also wear glasses so I don’t mistake a burly biker for an information desk worker. Also, I lose my glasses on a regular basis, so I yelled for help in finding them.
July 11th, 2007 at 9:52 am
Amen! Coffee is nasty! I don’t get why anyone drinks the stuff. (And yes I’ve tried several kinds and versions, I have sadist friends who keep telling me “You can’t taste the coffee.” or “This coffee is the ‘good’ coffee.”)
August 7th, 2007 at 6:55 pm
I LOVE Starbuck’s hot chocolate, especially the peppermint kind.
August 25th, 2007 at 3:25 pm
I is am are coffee addict. And if biff is like me, some people put on their glasses (In my case, sunglasses) very quickly.
*sight* what a waste of a perfectly good highly addictive stimulate-i MEAN PERFECTLY SAFE COFFEE
August 29th, 2007 at 6:06 pm
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
/)_-;
December 18th, 2007 at 11:55 am
I feel you homedog.
I hate coffee, and I always have.
Starbucks’ hot chocolate isn’t even good.
January 10th, 2008 at 9:01 pm
heh…see I’m an anti-corporation kinda-girl
I just stand there and cover my face form on lookers whenever I’m with a group that decide to take a Star bucks run….or I just hop away to the nearest smoothie shop and order a nice Dairy-free Green Tea Smoothie.
January 10th, 2008 at 9:02 pm
heh…see, I’m an anti-corporation kinda-girl
I just stand there and cover my face from on lookers whenever I’m with a group that decide to take a Star bucks run….or I just hop away to the nearest smoothie shop and order a nice Dairy-free Green Tea Smoothie.
January 16th, 2008 at 9:47 am
Man, when Biff puts on his glasses, he PUTS ON HIS GLASSES! What’s this? Something I have to read? WHAM! Instant reading!
January 17th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
..Tea is better xD
February 4th, 2008 at 10:31 am
Coffee, Blegh. Never liked the coffee itsself, liked the smell and could kind of stand the coffy….But starbuck’s makes Great Hotchocolate.
February 6th, 2008 at 6:44 am
((DemonRex Says:
May 29th, 2007 at 10:51 pm
No one will EVER be as stupid as fighter. There are rocks smarter than him.))
None stupider than fighter you say? What about Caboose from Red v Blue?
And i to dislike coffee, i find appels wake you up much better 
June 16th, 2008 at 9:01 pm
Hot chocolate’s good, but I only drink it in the winter when I’m cold.
June 21st, 2008 at 7:25 pm
coffee makes me twitchy… and not a happy twitchy
July 25th, 2008 at 5:59 am
Has anyone else noticed that Biff has never worn glasses before or since this comic?