#360 - Blaze
October 22nd, 2007

#360 - Blaze

I hate it when I burn my tongue. I usually do it at the beginning of a meal. It not only ruins my enjoyment of the rest of the food, my tongue is useless for the next 2 or 3 meals as well.

Stumble Biff!

^ 43 Comments...

  1. Roanthehero

    I actually burned myself this weekend on some pizza, roof of my mouth still hurts.

    And man, Biff is really scary looking when his heads on fire.

  2. Fred

    You’ve done it again for me, thank you. I hate it when I burn my tongue on hot liquids xP

  3. Leonard

    This hit the money on the spot for me. Hahaha.

  4. The Crack Ninja

    I usualy use my pinky to test the tempature of a liquid before I drink it.

    If you burn it, it’s ok! What else do you use a pinky for?

  5. FlamethrowerWieldingMonkey

    Could have been worse. At least he’s not drinking one of those spicy coffee blends.

  6. J

    I severely burned the tip of my tongue about three days ago on some nuked tea. it still feels kind of weird.

    A number of times i’ve burned the roof of my mouth so badly, the top layer of the mucus membrane actually separated from the rest and i had to peel it off with my tongue.

  7. Chaoser

    Wow biff without long brows cool…lol…yea burning urself sucks thats y we have good ole biff to take the worst for us…

  8. Brian

    Is Biff the new Ghostrider? haha I just burned my tongue on a pizza pocket thing. Pissed me off so bad that I gave the rest of em to my friend. The entire bag.

  9. rozencrantz

    @Crack Ninja: Things that make me not want to stick it in my food

  10. Bubble

    HI!!!!!
    Do you know it has taken me TWO WEEKS to finally reach the latest page!!

    Great job, Chris! I love Biff!!!!

    xx

  11. Rainewolf

    Crack Ninja, you’d be surprised…>>;

    and damn is that some hot coffee.

  12. Bunnyman

    I’ve burned the roof of my mouth, burned my tongue, and somehow, I’ve even burned my cheeks. The worst burn I, personally, have ever had was on the tip of my tongue. I had a tiny lump that stung for about a week after that. However, the worst burn I’ve ever heard of was my grandpa burning his taste buds off. Burned it off with salsa, he did.

    Also, Biff is creeping me out. It looks like his face is melting. I shall now hide. *Proceeds to do just that*

  13. Khasa

    I burned my house once.
    Nah, just kidding. But I do burn my tongue on regular basis, quite annoying, i’d say.
    Although, I never got to drink something so hot my head caught on fire.

  14. Blargen-Vargen

    Biff is: GHOST RIDER!

  15. pieman

    that is one awesome-ass biff pic. wow.

    TOP STORY: CHICKENS KILL THE PRIME MINISTER!!

  16. Gobbledegook

    I don’t know which is worse, burning your tongue or burning the top of your mouth.
    The absolute worst, though, is when I have something too hot in my mouth and I’m forced to swallow it anyway (Like when I’m at work or something and can’t just spit it out). I can feel it burning the entire way down, and then my stomach starts to hurt something fierce.

  17. Lucretiel

    A return to classic Biffiness

  18. SEA

    ouch, now THAT’S hot coffee…
    he does look scary when his head’s on fire 0_o

  19. Brett

    Ouch..it’s gonna take him a while to regrow his eyebrows after that one..

  20. MaskedMan

    Eyebrows make great tinder. ^_^

    I’ve learned, over the years, to hold the coffee close to my mouth before taking a sip… If my lip cringes fom the heat radiating off the coffee, it’s probably too hot to drink.

    Yeah, I burned myself a lot, when I was younger and more coffee-carefree.

    Oh, and Blargen-Vargen? I must hate you now for beating me to that joke. :-p

  21. Va

    This reminds me of those burning sculls in Doom…

  22. Chris

    Good job Bubble. :)

  23. guest

    Ghost Rider was the first thing I thought of when I saw the comic

  24. Hanii Puppy

    uhh o.o am i the only one who leaves food and hot drinks to cool a little bit before eating/drinking them? o.o

  25. KayRis

    I burnt my tongue the other day from eating very sour things. I still can’t taste properly.

  26. Heinrich

    i’m surprised no one has made a reference to the dad’s home or dad’s at work cartoons. sakupen.com

  27. Aaron Atienza

    oh jeez i think this is the first time ive seen Biff without his signature eyebrows :o

  28. FlamethrowerWieldingMonkey

    The worst offender is hot or melted cheese. It’s like nuclear glue. Sticks to the roof of your mouth like nothing else.

  29. Nikanaiko

    :O
    …Maybe if the title wasn’t Blaze as in Johnny Blaze, it would make me think less of Ghost Rider.

  30. Mega

    I haven’t burned my tongue on food for a long time, but that Listerine stuff is just as bad.

  31. kiwi

    eeeeeew J! that’s gross! and those flaming skulls in Doom are called lost souls I think.

  32. Malachite Dragon

    J Says:

    October 22nd, 2007 at 12:57 am
    A number of times i’ve burned the roof of my mouth so badly, the top layer of the mucus membrane actually separated from the rest and i had to peel it off with my tongue.

    ____________________________________________

    That happened to me a few months ago…The texture of the burned part of the roof of my mouth is STILL different then the texture of the unburned parts.

  33. Ela

    Oh my!

  34. kenshin620

    This is why I switched to starbucks iced coffee. No waiting for it to cool and no anticaption for the hot sting.

    On a fire-related note, I took down the smoke detector in my room since the batteries are running out and it’s making an annoying beeping noise. Hopefully I won’t cause a fire in my bedroom before its fixed XP

  35. GrooveMan.exe

    Jeez, not commented for a while.

    This one really made me lol. The fire effect is awesome. Set things on fire more often. :3

  36. Radical Edward

    Owwwwchh!

    I’ve burnt my skin many times, mostly from drinking tea.

  37. Reg

    So simple… so painful… this is why I read Biff. :3

  38. Teela

    I once burned my tongue on a really hot cup of cocoa. Couldn’t taste things well for a few days, it was so bad.

  39. Jay

    Gah! No eyebrows! That scares me…

  40. Sai-Sai

    I…actually like burning my tongue and mouth. It makes it all tingly and hurty and sensitive. I only like hot liquids that have at least boiled, and usually drink them while they’re still boiling.. So good..

    Maybe I’m just weird, though.

  41. PlutoBum

    it looks like his head is re-entering the atmosphere….

  42. Septimus Crudelious

    Chris Hallbeck studios proudly present: Biff Rider!
    He looks so scary.

  43. emthegreat

    even worse than burning your tongue:
    burning, then FREEZING it. I drank hot tea and burned my tongue, then drank ice water to cool it off. It felt shattered. like glass.
    ow.

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